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chollima
10/04/17 2:14:13 PM
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facial aesthetics?
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muscles?
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pinky0926
10/04/17 2:15:01 PM
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Not being a fuckboi
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metralo
10/04/17 2:15:07 PM
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ShotOJameson
10/04/17 2:15:17 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Not being a fuccboi

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CommonStar
10/04/17 2:15:39 PM
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humor
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Muffinz0rz
10/04/17 2:16:24 PM
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I will say I have had luck with my humorous charm, despite being a ~7/10.

But at the end of the day, it's

chollima posted...
$$$

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Kolibri X
10/04/17 2:17:15 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Not being a fuccboi

Yet fuckbois fuck.
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frozenshock
10/04/17 2:18:54 PM
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You need an 8 pack.

6 packs won't cut it

Even if the girl weights 500 pounds

If she weights 400 pounds you need an 8 pack and a ferrari

If she weighs 300 pounds you need a 74 pack and a 50-mile long yacht made of diamond mined in the Proxima Centauri solar system
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pinky0926
10/04/17 2:19:42 PM
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Kolibri X posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Not being a fuckboi

Yet fuckbois fuck.


fuckbois fuck but they also don't get the girl in the end.
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Kolibri X
10/04/17 2:20:51 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Kolibri X posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Not being a fuccboi

Yet fuckbois fuck.


fuccbois fuck but they also don't get the girl in the end.

Wtf rom-com world are you living in. They just want sex. They get it.
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pinky0926
10/04/17 2:22:06 PM
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Kolibri X posted...
Wtf rom-com world are you living in. They just want sex. They get it.


The question wasn't "how do I get laid", the question was "what impresses women"
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Freddie_Mercury
10/04/17 2:22:07 PM
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emojis
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ShotOJameson
10/04/17 2:23:12 PM
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intellect, coolness, kindness, and sense of humor. Also having a decent job, being able to take care of yourself, having some social skills(not calling a girl a bitch if she doesn't like you lol).

girls want the total package tbh not just one thing
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Balrog0
10/04/17 2:24:14 PM
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already being with another woman
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Feline_Heart
10/04/17 2:24:15 PM
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A dig bick
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Cleo_II
10/04/17 2:27:26 PM
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Looks. We need to be physically attracted to you before anything.

Thats followed closely by assertiveness. Which often gets confused with douchebaggery unfortunately.
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Darkman124
10/04/17 2:28:32 PM
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pinky0926 posted...

The question wasn't "how do I get laid", the question was "what impresses women"


and i think you confused it for "what are the bare requirements to not be seen as a jackass" which is not what was asked
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teepan95
10/04/17 2:30:13 PM
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to impress a chick
do the helicopter dick

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Webmaster4531
10/04/17 2:32:11 PM
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Take out a fat stack of hundreds then make it rain. Everyone will drop what they're doing and be impressed.
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pinky0926
10/04/17 2:36:08 PM
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Darkman124 posted...
pinky0926 posted...

The question wasn't "how do I get laid", the question was "what impresses women"


and i think you confused it for "what are the bare requirements to not be seen as a jackass" which is not what was asked


I think in the tinder age not seeming like a jackass is genuinely impressive
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_Krave_
10/04/17 2:37:03 PM
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The correct answer is:

Nothing.
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GhostOfTrayvon
10/04/17 2:39:35 PM
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Careful, I just got a moderation for censor bypass for the alternate spelling of fuck boy.
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K181
10/04/17 2:40:58 PM
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Being named Steve.
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Darkman124
10/04/17 2:41:21 PM
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pinky0926 posted...

I think in the tinder age not seeming like a jackass is genuinely impressive


not really

lots of nerdy boring guys dont seem like jackasses

still not impressive
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Offworlder1
10/04/17 2:45:45 PM
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Money
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Muffinz0rz
10/04/17 2:47:01 PM
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GhostOfTrayvon posted...
Careful, I just got a moderation for censor bypass for the alternate spelling of fuck boy.

...Even though saying "fuck" or "boy" isn't moddable?
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frogman_295
10/04/17 2:48:34 PM
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a schlong so big it protrudes obviously through the outside of the pants(leg).
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stone
10/04/17 2:49:25 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
GhostOfTrayvon posted...
Careful, I just got a moderation for censor bypass for the alternate spelling of fuck boy.

...Even though saying "fuck" or "boy" isn't moddable?

Because fuck is auto censored to those who didn't turn the censor off. So it could be seen as sensor bypass.
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electricbugs2
10/04/17 2:49:45 PM
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Young money.
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3khc
10/04/17 2:50:18 PM
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6 inches soft.
8 inches hard.
4 inches cold.

And thick.
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Muffinz0rz
10/04/17 2:50:37 PM
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stone posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
GhostOfTrayvon posted...
Careful, I just got a moderation for censor bypass for the alternate spelling of fuck boy.

...Even though saying "fuck" or "boy" isn't moddable?

Because fuck is auto censored to those who didn't turn the censor off. So it could be seen as sensor bypass.

That actually is the most logical thing I've seen on GameFAQs in quite some time

3khc posted...
6 inches soft.

Real talk, why would a chick care about soft dick size? I mean if it's being used for the reason that it's normally used for, then it would be hard during said usage.
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mortimerjames
10/04/17 2:51:44 PM
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casual bring up that you eat ass

"yeah you know I eat ass so what"
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pinky0926
10/04/17 2:52:49 PM
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Darkman124 posted...
pinky0926 posted...

I think in the tinder age not seeming like a jackass is genuinely impressive


not really

lots of nerdy boring guys dont seem like jackasses

still not impressive


Something that continues to surprise me is how many women I encounter who are genuinely surprised to find out someone is in fact not a total clown. It shouldn't be impressive, at least.
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GreatEvilEmpire
10/04/17 2:57:31 PM
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Confidence and fearlessness.
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Keith_Valentine
10/04/17 2:57:58 PM
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Personality, looks, status, sexual prowess. The #1 thing would change depending on the woman.
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3khc
10/04/17 2:59:07 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
3khc posted...
6 inches soft.

Real talk, why would a chick care about soft dick size? I mean if it's being used for the reason that it's normally used for, then it would be hard during said usage.

Fun to grab. Fun to look at.
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GOOMFalse
10/04/17 2:59:50 PM
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Having a monster condom for your magnum dong
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GhostOfTrayvon
10/04/17 3:03:49 PM
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stone posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
GhostOfTrayvon posted...
Careful, I just got a moderation for censor bypass for the alternate spelling of fuck boy.

...Even though saying "fuck" or "boy" isn't moddable?

Because fuck is auto censored to those who didn't turn the censor off. So it could be seen as sensor bypass.

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ShotOJameson
10/04/17 3:03:51 PM
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Darkman124 posted...
pinky0926 posted...

I think in the tinder age not seeming like a jackass is genuinely impressive


not really

lots of nerdy boring guys dont seem like jackasses

still not impressive


The thing about 'nerdy, boring dudes' is that they generally lack confidence so they can't really be jackasses. Women come across a confident guy that isn't a jackass, they see that as a keeper.

Also intelligence is the sexiest thing on a man or woman tbh
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Darkman124
10/04/17 3:09:10 PM
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ShotOJameson posted...
Women come across a confident guy that isn't a jackass, they see that as a keeper.


if he's interesting and also physically attractive to her

we are confusing bare minimum requirements with things that make you stand out from the sea of dudes who meet he bare minimum requirements

womens' frustration is with guys who appear to meet the bare minimum requirements, stand out from the sea of dudes, but don't actually meet the bare minimum requirements and were just faking long enough to fuck them.

there is no #1 thing that impresses all women, but generally speaking, a guy who meets all of the following will do fine:

good hygiene
physically fit
dressed in clothes that fit well and coordinate to a very basic level of color/pattern matching
has interests that he pursues and can talk about
is positive and upbeat
can do basic things that cost money and is not dependent on others for basic financial needs
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ChromaticAngel
10/04/17 3:10:25 PM
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chollima posted...
facial aesthetics?
$$$
muscles?


some survey was conducted of women that was basically "besides looks, what's most attractive in a man" and the #1 answer was "plays guitar"
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ShinigamiSoul
10/04/17 3:20:06 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
chollima posted...
facial aesthetics?
$$$
muscles?


some survey was conducted of women that was basically "besides looks, what's most attractive in a man" and the #1 answer was "plays guitar"

Lame
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ShamblerQ
10/04/17 3:36:50 PM
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Darkman124 posted...
ShotOJameson posted...
Women come across a confident guy that isn't a jackass, they see that as a keeper.


if he's interesting and also physically attractive to her

we are confusing bare minimum requirements with things that make you stand out from the sea of dudes who meet he bare minimum requirements

womens' frustration is with guys who appear to meet the bare minimum requirements, stand out from the sea of dudes, but don't actually meet the bare minimum requirements and were just faking long enough to fuck them.

there is no #1 thing that impresses all women, but generally speaking, a guy who meets all of the following will do fine:

good hygiene
physically fit
dressed in clothes that fit well and coordinate to a very basic level of color/pattern matching
has interests that he pursues and can talk about
is positive and upbeat
can do basic things that cost money and is not dependent on others for basic financial needs
Women love guys who can cook their ass off.
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southcoast09
10/04/17 3:37:35 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Not being a fuckboi

rekt

Also, women like my hair.
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Muffinz0rz
10/04/17 3:38:01 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I once got laid because I showed a girl how long of a sequence I could remember on Simon. It was 48.

Jesus christ

I might be able to remember 12. On a good day.
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Balrog0
10/04/17 3:38:19 PM
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I'm really quite confident I am correct

being with another woman signals that you have some quality worth pursuing even if they can't tell what it is

being single to women is like being unemployed to a business. you could get a callback but only if other qualified applicants aren't interested probably
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KILBOTz
10/04/17 3:42:01 PM
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#1 thing that impresses women is other women thinking you are a good catch and trying to tie you down.
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