Current Events > Anyone else feel like 99% of gaming sex scenes are cringe as fuck?

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Seriously, they're pretty comical and cringe worthy. Even witcher 3 and stuff.

The closest I can think of that was pretty reasonable were some of the ones in mass effect 2 and 3. Especially liara in me3.

I just did the cora one in me andromeda and I burst out laughing. People don't talk like this or fuck like this. Their butts looked like playdough, her hair stayed perfect, her makeup stayed perfect, my dude had the cringiest grin the whole time, the dialogue...peoplr don't talk like this during sex lol.

Sometimes I wonder if the dev's have even ever had sex, or if it's the make equivalent of the grossly exaggerated sex scenes from romance novels.
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They should check their blood pressure. Shit always fades to black for some reason
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pres_madagascar posted...

my dude had the cringiest grin the whole time

This doesn't sound too far off.
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Yeah but I think they're kind of necessary for the medium to be taken more seriously as having matured.
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It was probably a by-product of not getting an AO rating and either it's just stuck or is still a by-product of that.

Maybe it will change in a few more years. Remember, there was a period where you couldn't say Fuck or Shit or show any nudity in M rated games.
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Sphyx posted...

pres_madagascar posted...

my dude had the cringiest grin the whole time

This doesn't sound too far off.

Nah man, I've had quite a few cringey grins during sex myself, but this was like next level. It honestly looked like a combination of a dude taking a monster shit while also resembling a toddler being given ice cream.
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It's so easy for kids to buy games they're not of suitable age for. Actual sex scenes will probably never happen.

But Japan's got you covered. They have a ton of good hentai games
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DuranOfForcena posted...

yes, but to be fair i think a lot of sex scenes in movies and tv shows are cringe as fuck too. especially when they are used for "sexposition".

Play with her ass
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legendarylemur posted...

It's so easy for kids to buy games they're not of suitable age for. Actual sex scenes will probably never happen.

But Japan's got you covered. They have a ton of good hentai games

I've played a lot of eroge but the dialogue just makes me laugh with how they're narrating everything.
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SGT_Conti posted...

legendarylemur posted...

It's so easy for kids to buy games they're not of suitable age for. Actual sex scenes will probably never happen.

But Japan's got you covered. They have a ton of good hentai games

I've played a lot of eroge but the dialogue just makes me laugh with how they're narrating everything.

Yeah I usually skip past them too. Though recently, even though this is... probably a soul crushing rape scene that made me feel sick, the VN Subahibi had a sex scene where the girl couldn't scream or say anything, only pant. It's just neverending, and you feel every bit of despair she does. And you just hear the... disgusting thoughts she has and coming out of it... utterly broken.

Anyways, yeah sometimes scenes are written pretty good. You can definitely tell which ones are made by virgins and not. But there's an element of suspension of disbelief I guess
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its because the nerds that made the games never had sex
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Honestly, if the sex scenes in games resembled the ones in movies more, it'd be an improvement.

The ones in witcher 3 look like something you'd see on skinemax in 2001.
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pres_madagascar posted...

It honestly looked like a combination of a dude taking a monster shit while also resembling a toddler being given ice cream.

You sir, have a way with words because I could totally picture/make that face without having seen said game.
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Best sex scene in all of video game history
https://youtu.be/DL3deqeU6Jg?t=270
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Yeah, all of the sex scenes I've seen in games have been crappy and embarrassing. TBF, I think even in movies they're often still bad.
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pres_madagascar posted...

Honestly, if the sex scenes in games resembled the ones in movies more, it'd be an improvement.

The ones in witcher 3 look like something you'd see on skinemax in 2001.

You gotta problem with intercourse on a taxidermied unicorn?
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The Dragon Age Origins sex scene things made me just want to turn the game off

This board is filled with my little pony fans.