Board 8 > Preston Condra Drinks And Ranks All 24 Characters From Scarletspeed's Project

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I'll be drinking water as I'm typing this. Gotcha. Ha ha ha.

24. Akinator

Who is this guy suppose to be?

23. Randy Marsh

Shows like South Park, Family Guy and The Simpsons disgust me.

The humor around all 3 of those shows revolves around the characters making asses out of themselves.

Take that away and there isn't much left.

22. Severus Snape

He apparently died on May 2, 1998. I was barely 5 years old. Carry on with your lives people.

Dead man out of 10.

21. Boromir

Old people scare me.

20. Tyrion Lannister

Is he supposed to be Piers Morgan son or something?

19. Scarecrow

So instead of nominating Doodle Bob from Spongebob or Ripto from Spyro? Were rating this nobody from a comic book that sold less copies than Bayonetta 2?

18. John Cena

If he wanted to keep Mickie James happy why did he leave her for Nikki Bella? Every girl from wrestling had to get a breast augmentation job to be on TV. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. He's also been playing the exact same character on wrestling since 2005.

17. Link

Boring.

16. Cloud Strife

Boring. zzzzz

15. Darth Vader

He has a deep voice but, that's all he has going for him. Meh.

14. Poseidon

Yawn.

13. Bowser

He's no Ripto. That's for sure.

12. Dracula

He's a vampire. At least he's not one dimensional like Link, Bowser or John Cena I suppose.

11. Phil Dunphy

I watched like two episodes of Modern Family and I'm not inclined to keep watching.

10. James T. Kirk

He's dead. Life goes on. Deal with it.

9. Doctor Strange

All these comic book characters look the same to me.

8. Deathstroke

Whatever.

7. Donkey Kong

5/10

6. L

I wished more people watched Death Note. I saw the first episode and that was it. It was alright. :/

5. Will Smith

He's a terrible parent despite being a funny comedian.

4. Knuckles

Now were getting to the good stuff actually. He's cool but, he's been pretty much an afterthought in the series since Sonic Unleashed.

3. Sabrina

She's cool.

2. Michael Scott

He's fun. But it's like watching a guy in his 50's hang out with the 20's crowd. It's creepy. :/

1. Leon Kennedy

Let's go play Bingo!!!!! :D