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Zodd3224 10/09/17 3:54:06 PM #1:	Got the nastiest rug burn on my knee from doing it last night. Looks like someone flayed my knee cap. Worth it --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888114933] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>Got the nastiest rug burn on my knee from doing it last night. Looks like someone flayed my knee cap. Worth it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 10/09/17 3:58:12 PM #2:	One time my wife made a sudden movement right as I was finishing and it, like, stopped my stuff from coming out. It was a sharp pain so I went to the bathroom and cut the light on, and there was literally blood coming out of my urethra. Thankfully it ended up not being anything serious --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:888115171] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>One time my wife made a sudden movement right as I was finishing and it, like, stopped my stuff from coming out. It was a sharp pain so I went to the bathroom and cut the light on, and there was literally blood coming out of my urethra. Thankfully it ended up not being anything serious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpoonRebooted 10/09/17 4:05:19 PM #3:	A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose. --- Who hasn't been in a locker room with their Russian friends, colluding about grabbing p*******? -Trevor Noah- <cite>SpoonRebooted posted [p:888115642] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoGCyN 10/09/17 4:06:30 PM #4:	SpoonRebooted posted... A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose. lol wut --- --- <cite>DoGCyN posted [p:888115721] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpoonRebooted posted...</cite> <quote>A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose.</quote> lol wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/09/17 4:08:48 PM #5:	SpoonRebooted posted... A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose. Lmao. So I take it she didnt get to finish? --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888115884] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpoonRebooted posted...</cite> <quote>A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose.</quote> Lmao. So I take it she didnt get to finish?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpoonRebooted 10/09/17 10:01:19 PM #6:	Zodd3224 posted... SpoonRebooted posted... A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose. Lmao. So I take it she didnt get to finish? Not immediately, but once I stopped bleeding and cleaned up, I finished the job. --- Who hasn't been in a locker room with their Russian friends, colluding about grabbing p*******? -Trevor Noah- <cite>SpoonRebooted posted [p:888137013] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zodd3224 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SpoonRebooted posted...</cite> <quote>A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose.</quote> Lmao. So I take it she didnt get to finish?</quote> Not immediately, but once I stopped bleeding and cleaned up, I finished the job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 10/09/17 10:02:39 PM #7:	Worst unintentional injury.... bent my dick....damn near broke it --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:888137120] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>Worst unintentional injury.... bent my dick....damn near broke it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 10/09/17 10:05:00 PM #8:	see sig --- Proud 21 year old virgin! <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:888137262] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>see sig</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 10/09/17 10:08:04 PM #9:	Before i had a place of my own, I did it a lot in cars. It really hurts your legs. Like not bragging but seriously, do it like for a week and your legs will hurt from weird angles. Oh yeah, me nor my girls had big cars either so thats also an issue. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:888137454] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>Before i had a place of my own, I did it a lot in cars. It really hurts your legs. Like not bragging but seriously, do it like for a week and your legs will hurt from weird angles. Oh yeah, me nor my girls had big cars either so thats also an issue.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 10/09/17 10:12:52 PM #10:	I was making tender love to this girl on her futon and it broke, crashing to the floor. Her cat, Octavius, was under it. So I knocked out two pussys with one thrust. She was like "omg we have to help Octavius" (he was meowing and shit) I just looked at her and was like, nope. First things first. Finished in her then left , let her deal with that shit. Stupid cat ~~I made that up~~ <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:888137799] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>I was making tender love to this girl on her futon and it broke, crashing to the floor. Her cat, Octavius, was under it. So I knocked out two pussys with one thrust. She was like "omg we have to help Octavius" (he was meowing and shit) I just looked at her and was like, nope. First things first. Finished in her then left , let her deal with that shit. Stupid cat I made that up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 10/09/17 10:14:28 PM #11:	Does going raw 12 times in one day and getting a bunch of small tears in my dick that would stretch open every time I got a boner for three days count? --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:888137908] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>Does going raw 12 times in one day and getting a bunch of small tears in my dick that would stretch open every time I got a boner for three days count?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima Dragon 10/09/17 10:16:39 PM #12:	Zodd3224 posted... Got the nastiest rug burn on my knee from doing it last night. Looks like someone flayed my knee cap. Worth it This has happened to me on both my knee and elbow. The weird thing is that both times it happened we were doing it on the couch and bed respectively. I have no idea how it could happen on either of those surfaces. I guess you just leave that one part of your body stationary and you end up going at it too hard which creates hella friction. Can't even feel any pain at all until it's over haha. Another time I was thrusting hard, came out by accident and ended up hitting her pelvic bone on the next thrust. Hurt both of us but luckily I didn't have any further issues and the pain didn't last long. I heard you can straight up permanently break your dick with an accidental thrust like that. --- "It's Canada, their idea of rioting is a half-muttered swear word." - deathbeforelife <cite>Ultima Dragon posted [p:888138051] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zodd3224 posted...</cite> <quote>Got the nastiest rug burn on my knee from doing it last night. Looks like someone flayed my knee cap. Worth it </quote> This has happened to me on both my knee and elbow. The weird thing is that both times it happened we were doing it on the couch and bed respectively. I have no idea how it could happen on either of those surfaces. I guess you just leave that one part of your body stationary and you end up going at it too hard which creates hella friction. Can't even feel any pain at all until it's over haha. Another time I was thrusting hard, came out by accident and ended up hitting her pelvic bone on the next thrust. Hurt both of us but luckily I didn't have any further issues and the pain didn't last long. I heard you can straight up permanently break your dick with an accidental thrust like that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 10/09/17 10:17:38 PM #13:	I once dislocated a toe during coitus. Great time. --- Cavaliers: ONCE <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:888138127] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>I once dislocated a toe during coitus. Great time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/09/17 11:24:39 PM #14:	Keith_Valentine posted... I was making tender love to this girl on her futon and it broke, crashing to the floor. Her cat, Octavius, was under it. So I knocked out two pussys with one thrust. She was like "omg we have to help Octavius" (he was meowing and shit) I just looked at her and was like, nope. First things first. Finished in her then left , let her deal with that shit. Stupid cat ~~I made that up~~ Octavius is my name IRL, GG ~~I made that up~~ --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888142361] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>Keith_Valentine posted...</cite> <quote>I was making tender love to this girl on her futon and it broke, crashing to the floor. Her cat, Octavius, was under it. So I knocked out two pussys with one thrust. She was like "omg we have to help Octavius" (he was meowing and shit) I just looked at her and was like, nope. First things first. Finished in her then left , let her deal with that shit. Stupid cat I made that up</quote> Octavius is my name IRL, GG I made that up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JosefuJustice11 10/09/17 11:37:05 PM #15:	SpoonRebooted posted... A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose. Holy shit, dude. Did she, ya know, atleast make it up to you? --- I felt like I was watching a dream I'd never wake up from...hmp. Before I knew it, the dream was all over. <cite>JosefuJustice11 posted [p:888143033] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpoonRebooted posted...</cite> <quote>A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose.</quote> Holy shit, dude. Did she, ya know, atleast make it up to you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/09/17 11:50:28 PM #16:	JosefuJustice11 posted... SpoonRebooted posted... A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose. Holy shit, dude. Did she, ya know, atleast make it up to you? Im sure that whole sequence is a fetish somewhere. Sounds kinda hot tbh --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888143803] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>JosefuJustice11 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SpoonRebooted posted...</cite> <quote>A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose.</quote> Holy shit, dude. Did she, ya know, atleast make it up to you?</quote> Im sure that whole sequence is a fetish somewhere. Sounds kinda hot tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/09/17 11:52:36 PM #17:	Ultima Dragon posted... Zodd3224 posted... Got the nastiest rug burn on my knee from doing it last night. Looks like someone flayed my knee cap. Worth it This has happened to me on both my knee and elbow. The weird thing is that both times it happened we were doing it on the couch and bed respectively. I have no idea how it could happen on either of those surfaces. I guess you just leave that one part of your body stationary and you end up going at it too hard which creates hella friction. Can't even feel any pain at all until it's over haha. Another time I was thrusting hard, came out by accident and ended up hitting her pelvic bone on the next thrust. Hurt both of us but luckily I didn't have any further issues and the pain didn't last long. I heard you can straight up permanently break your dick with an accidental thrust like that. Mine was on a floor rug. Didnt even notice till I tried sleeping after when the blanket rubbed my knee and my knee looked like Red Skull. --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888143925] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ultima Dragon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zodd3224 posted...</cite> <quote>Got the nastiest rug burn on my knee from doing it last night. Looks like someone flayed my knee cap. Worth it </quote> This has happened to me on both my knee and elbow. The weird thing is that both times it happened we were doing it on the couch and bed respectively. I have no idea how it could happen on either of those surfaces. I guess you just leave that one part of your body stationary and you end up going at it too hard which creates hella friction. Can't even feel any pain at all until it's over haha. Another time I was thrusting hard, came out by accident and ended up hitting her pelvic bone on the next thrust. Hurt both of us but luckily I didn't have any further issues and the pain didn't last long. I heard you can straight up permanently break your dick with an accidental thrust like that.</quote> Mine was on a floor rug. Didnt even notice till I tried sleeping after when the blanket rubbed my knee and my knee looked like Red Skull.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpoonRebooted 10/09/17 11:56:22 PM #18:	JosefuJustice11 posted... SpoonRebooted posted... A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose. Holy shit, dude. Did she, ya know, atleast make it up to you? Yes, she returned the favor and I didn't sneeze. --- Who hasn't been in a locker room with their Russian friends, colluding about grabbing p*******? -Trevor Noah- <cite>SpoonRebooted posted [p:888144100] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>JosefuJustice11 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SpoonRebooted posted...</cite> <quote>A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose.</quote> Holy shit, dude. Did she, ya know, atleast make it up to you?</quote> Yes, she returned the favor and I didn't sneeze.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 10/10/17 12:21:54 AM #19:	eston posted... Goddamn it --- cuckle doodle dooo!!! <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:888145295] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> Goddamn it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperExcitebike 10/10/17 12:45:51 AM #20:	I've pulled a leg muscle and I've bit my bottom lip and got blood all over the sheets. Nothing too bad --- SMU Mustangs/Jayhawks/Texans/Rockets/Astros http://followmy.tv/u/Excitebike <cite>SuperExcitebike posted [p:888146298] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>I've pulled a leg muscle and I've bit my bottom lip and got blood all over the sheets. Nothing too bad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The23rdMagus 10/10/17 12:46:26 AM #21:	Pinched nerve from a love bite. Helluva bruise. --- ~Drewnami: The Drew abides.~ Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains. -Paul Harvey <cite>The23rdMagus posted [p:888146321] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>Pinched nerve from a love bite. Helluva bruise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vertania 10/10/17 12:49:15 AM #22:	She bit the inside of my lip way too hard one time and made it start gushing blood. It actually turned her on even more, so I tried to keep going. After about 5 minutes, the pain became so bad that I couldn't even focus on anything but my lip and had to stop. <cite>Vertania posted [p:888146422] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>She bit the inside of my lip way too hard one time and made it start gushing blood. It actually turned her on even more, so I tried to keep going. After about 5 minutes, the pain became so bad that I couldn't even focus on anything but my lip and had to stop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/10/17 7:52:49 AM #23:	Vertania posted... She bit the inside of my lip way too hard one time and made it start gushing blood. It actually turned her on even more, so I tried to keep going. After about 5 minutes, the pain became so bad that I couldn't even focus on anything but my lip and had to stop. Hey, you did your best, thats all anyone can really ask --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888156131] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vertania posted...</cite> <quote>She bit the inside of my lip way too hard one time and made it start gushing blood. It actually turned her on even more, so I tried to keep going. After about 5 minutes, the pain became so bad that I couldn't even focus on anything but my lip and had to stop.</quote> Hey, you did your best, thats all anyone can really ask </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega cookie 10/10/17 7:58:14 AM #24:	My leg tends to give out when I'm on my knees, and so it's happened a lot. Once, it gave out and I fell off the bed and broke my wrist. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog FFBE: 885,063,087 - Orlandeau - 931 ATK <cite>omega cookie posted [p:888156264] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>My leg tends to give out when I'm on my knees, and so it's happened a lot. Once, it gave out and I fell off the bed and broke my wrist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C7D 10/10/17 8:01:14 AM #25:	I once tore my frenulum. My wife asked me if I had finished. I said I don't know what you are talking about. About that time, I saw the blood. I bled so much I almost passed out before I could get to the tub. <cite>C7D posted [p:888156332] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>I once tore my frenulum. My wife asked me if I had finished. I said I don't know what you are talking about. About that time, I saw the blood. I bled so much I almost passed out before I could get to the tub.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/10/17 8:02:13 AM #26:	omega cookie posted... My leg tends to give out when I'm on my knees, and so it's happened a lot. Once, it gave out and I fell off the bed and broke my wrist. LoL --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888156349] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>omega cookie posted...</cite> <quote>My leg tends to give out when I'm on my knees, and so it's happened a lot. Once, it gave out and I fell off the bed and broke my wrist.</quote> LoL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/10/17 8:02:33 AM #27:	C7D posted... I once tore my frenulum. My wife asked me if I had finished. I said I don't know what you are talking about. About that time, I saw the blood. I bled so much I almost passed out before I could get to the tub. The fuck is a frenulum? --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888156365] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>C7D posted...</cite> <quote>I once tore my frenulum. My wife asked me if I had finished. I said I don't know what you are talking about. About that time, I saw the blood. I bled so much I almost passed out before I could get to the tub.</quote> The fuck is a frenulum?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wolf_J_Flywheel 10/10/17 8:03:42 AM #28:	SpoonRebooted posted... A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose. I had a girl sneeze and fart on my chin... I'd take that over a broken nose. --- Those who act like sheep, will be eaten by wolves http://i.imgur.com/n1L1yBu.jpg <cite>Wolf_J_Flywheel posted [p:888156389] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpoonRebooted posted...</cite> <quote>A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose.</quote> I had a girl sneeze and fart on my chin... I'd take that over a broken nose.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 10/10/17 8:04:40 AM #29:	Zodd3224 posted... C7D posted... I once tore my frenulum. My wife asked me if I had finished. I said I don't know what you are talking about. About that time, I saw the blood. I bled so much I almost passed out before I could get to the tub. The fuck is a frenulum? the little knot underneath ya knob that "ties" the head to the shaft i believe, mine gets sensitive sometimes, i couldn't imagine that shit how could you now feel it straight away wtf. also pulling out too far then heading back in too hard and getting a full 90 degree bend on your dick. thats about the worst of it for me. --- sigless <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:888156411] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zodd3224 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>C7D posted...</cite> <quote>I once tore my frenulum. My wife asked me if I had finished. I said I don't know what you are talking about. About that time, I saw the blood. I bled so much I almost passed out before I could get to the tub.</quote> The fuck is a frenulum?</quote> the little knot underneath ya knob that "ties" the head to the shaft i believe, mine gets sensitive sometimes, i couldn't imagine that shit how could you now feel it straight away wtf. also pulling out too far then heading back in too hard and getting a full 90 degree bend on your dick. thats about the worst of it for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/10/17 8:05:36 AM #30:	Wolf_J_Flywheel posted... SpoonRebooted posted... A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose. I had a girl sneeze and fart on my chin... I'd take that over a broken nose. Are you people having sex in fields of pollen? I think I'll add that to my list of locations to have sex in. --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888156437] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SpoonRebooted posted...</cite> <quote>A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose.</quote> I had a girl sneeze and fart on my chin... I'd take that over a broken nose.</quote> Are you people having sex in fields of pollen? I think I'll add that to my list of locations to have sex in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/10/17 8:06:22 AM #32:	Back_Stabbath posted... Zodd3224 posted... C7D posted... I once tore my frenulum. My wife asked me if I had finished. I said I don't know what you are talking about. About that time, I saw the blood. I bled so much I almost passed out before I could get to the tub. The fuck is a frenulum? the little knot underneath ya knob that "ties" the head to the shaft i believe, mine gets sensitive sometimes, i couldn't imagine that shit how could you now feel it straight away wtf. also pulling out too far then heading back in too hard and getting a full 90 degree bend on your dick. thats about the worst of it for me. That happens to us all bby --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888156458] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>Back_Stabbath posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zodd3224 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>C7D posted...</cite> <quote>I once tore my frenulum. My wife asked me if I had finished. I said I don't know what you are talking about. About that time, I saw the blood. I bled so much I almost passed out before I could get to the tub.</quote> The fuck is a frenulum?</quote> the little knot underneath ya knob that "ties" the head to the shaft i believe, mine gets sensitive sometimes, i couldn't imagine that shit how could you now feel it straight away wtf. also pulling out too far then heading back in too hard and getting a full 90 degree bend on your dick. thats about the worst of it for me.</quote> That happens to us all bby</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C7D 10/10/17 8:09:54 AM #33:	Back_Stabbath posted... Zodd3224 posted... C7D posted... I once tore my frenulum. My wife asked me if I had finished. I said I don't know what you are talking about. About that time, I saw the blood. I bled so much I almost passed out before I could get to the tub. The fuck is a frenulum? the little knot underneath ya knob that "ties" the head to the shaft i believe, mine gets sensitive sometimes, i couldn't imagine that shit how could you now feel it straight away wtf. also pulling out too far then heading back in too hard and getting a full 90 degree bend on your dick. thats about the worst of it for me. Well, sex is sometimes a painful experience for us due to relative size differences. Mild tearing is not uncommon. <cite>C7D posted [p:888156549] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>Back_Stabbath posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zodd3224 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>C7D posted...</cite> <quote>I once tore my frenulum. My wife asked me if I had finished. I said I don't know what you are talking about. About that time, I saw the blood. I bled so much I almost passed out before I could get to the tub.</quote> The fuck is a frenulum?</quote> the little knot underneath ya knob that "ties" the head to the shaft i believe, mine gets sensitive sometimes, i couldn't imagine that shit how could you now feel it straight away wtf. also pulling out too far then heading back in too hard and getting a full 90 degree bend on your dick. thats about the worst of it for me.</quote> Well, sex is sometimes a painful experience for us due to relative size differences. Mild tearing is not uncommon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 10/10/17 8:11:52 AM #34:	I'm a virgin but I have hurt myself a little from masturbating too hard before lmao --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:888156594] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>I'm a virgin but I have hurt myself a little from masturbating too hard before lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 10/10/17 8:16:34 AM #35:	SpoonRebooted posted... Zodd3224 posted... SpoonRebooted posted... A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose. Lmao. So I take it she didnt get to finish? Not immediately, but once I stopped bleeding and cleaned up, I finished the job. Good man --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:888156701] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpoonRebooted posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zodd3224 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SpoonRebooted posted...</cite> <quote>A girl sneezed while I was going down on her, broke my nose.</quote> Lmao. So I take it she didnt get to finish?</quote> Not immediately, but once I stopped bleeding and cleaned up, I finished the job.</quote> Good man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/10/17 8:19:21 AM #36:	Kanaya413 posted... I'm a virgin but I have hurt myself a little from masturbating too hard before lmao Im genuinely surprised by this from some of your posts. You need to go hurt yourself getting some D and report back ASAP --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888156779] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kanaya413 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm a virgin but I have hurt myself a little from masturbating too hard before lmao</quote> Im genuinely surprised by this from some of your posts. You need to go hurt yourself getting some D and report back ASAP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClockworkHare 10/10/17 8:26:40 AM #37:	I learned real quick how fucking in a wet shower tub can be a death trap. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/flcnpawn.png http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/84543589.gif <cite>ClockworkHare posted [p:888156974] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>I learned real quick how fucking in a wet shower tub can be a death trap.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/10/17 8:30:22 AM #38:	ClockworkHare posted... I learned real quick how fucking in a wet shower tub can be a death trap. Yes, thats always perilous --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888157092] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>ClockworkHare posted...</cite> <quote>I learned real quick how fucking in a wet shower tub can be a death trap.</quote> Yes, thats always perilous</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Buzz Killjoy 10/10/17 8:36:52 AM #39:	Blacked out once from going for hours without stopping and getting dehydrated on a summer afternoon/evening. Also broke the finial off of my headboard and bonked myself with it trying to use it for leverage. --- *Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* <cite>Buzz Killjoy posted [p:888157264] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote>Blacked out once from going for hours without stopping and getting dehydrated on a summer afternoon/evening. Also broke the finial off of my headboard and bonked myself with it trying to use it for leverage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 10/10/17 9:07:52 AM #40:	Buzz Killjoy posted... Blacked out once from going for hours without stopping and getting dehydrated on a summer afternoon/evening. Also broke the finial off of my headboard and bonked myself with it trying to use it for leverage. Im learning a lot of new terms today --- "Must of dabed in the wrong neighborhood." - Mr. Dab <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:888158161] in Have you e... [t:75861467]...</cite> <quote><cite>Buzz Killjoy posted...</cite> <quote>Blacked out once from going for hours without stopping and getting dehydrated on a summer afternoon/evening. Also broke the finial off of my headboard and bonked myself with it trying to use it for leverage. </quote> Im learning a lot of new terms today</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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