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Chicken
10/11/17 10:26:36 AM
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and scrape off all of my dead skin and stuff?
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mortimerjames
10/11/17 10:27:20 AM
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depends

are you fat and ugly? no

fit and gorgeous? yes
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Chicken
10/11/17 10:28:18 AM
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mortimerjames posted...
depends

are you fat and ugly? no

fit and gorgeous? yes


who shaves your mother's ass hairs?
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MegaTech
10/11/17 10:28:27 AM
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I think mortimerjames is suggesting he'll give your anus a Brazilian if you send him a nude pic.
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Boba-Fett
10/11/17 10:29:08 AM
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I know a place that advertises full body waxing from top to taint.
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Chicken
10/11/17 11:05:36 AM
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Boba-Fett posted...
I know a place that advertises full body waxing from top to taint.


Are they rare? also how much would something like that cost?
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Boba-Fett
10/11/17 11:07:12 AM
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Chicken posted...
Boba-Fett posted...
I know a place that advertises full body waxing from top to taint.


Are they rare? also how much would something like that cost?

Depends on how hairy you are.
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SuperExcitebike
10/11/17 11:11:06 AM
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Just ask for it next time you get your routine ass bleaching
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Chicken
10/11/17 12:26:11 PM
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Boba-Fett posted...
Chicken posted...
Boba-Fett posted...
I know a place that advertises full body waxing from top to taint.


Are they rare? also how much would something like that cost?

Depends on how hairy you are.


I'm like an obese wookie covered in shit and taco grease
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E32005
10/11/17 12:27:05 PM
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Sometimes you wanna go..

Where everybody knows your ass hairs!
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Chicken
10/12/17 1:14:52 AM
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C_Pain
10/12/17 1:15:40 AM
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Yeah, those wax places that do women's vayjayjays.
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Chicken
10/12/17 1:17:12 AM
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C_Pain posted...
Yeah, those wax places that do women's vayjayjays.

Do they do mens vayjayjays?
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MabusIncarnate
10/12/17 1:26:16 AM
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How much are you willing to pay for such a service? Asking for a friend that might do it.
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Dash_Harber
10/12/17 1:43:47 AM
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Chicken
10/12/17 1:51:24 AM
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judasmaiden15
10/12/17 1:52:37 AM
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omega cookie
10/12/17 2:03:37 AM
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Put down your purse, man up, and use a belt sander.
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ShinigamiSoul
10/12/17 2:06:37 AM
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I'll do it for you TC
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Volkswagen_Bros
10/12/17 3:25:30 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
I'll do it for you TC

Fart on this guy's face as he's doing it.
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Flasbangs
10/12/17 3:26:25 AM
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9APpQxQ4UONGw

Fast shave
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ShinigamiSoul
10/12/17 4:58:12 AM
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@Volkswagen_Bros posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
I'll do it for you TC

Fart on this guy's face as he's doing it.

You're just jealous no one offered to shave your musky bum
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Chicken
10/12/17 7:44:26 AM
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This is my fetish
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ShinigamiSoul
10/12/17 7:50:06 AM
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btw, I was kidding. Shave your own booty.
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Chicken
10/12/17 7:50:19 AM
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