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acesxhigh
10/14/17 1:36:36 AM
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my name is todd realman and I'm from vangcouver, british columbia. I'm asking for 100,000 dollarinos for 10% of my soda subscription business, "Soda Me Please, (Mom)".
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Sarcasthma
10/14/17 1:39:43 AM
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I don't believe you. Tell us something only the real Todd Realman would know.
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acesxhigh
10/14/17 1:50:33 AM
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so far I invested 1 million dollarinos of my own money into this. my wife left me and the bank repossessed my modest vangcouver special so I had to move back in with my ex wife and her son
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EclairReturns
10/14/17 1:53:25 AM
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Yeah, but you have only one customer and she lies to this board about being subscribed to you.
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acesxhigh
10/14/17 1:58:00 AM
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that's why I need your help, dragons. nobody wants to subscribe to Soda Me Please Mom because their grades are too poor and they are afraid of being cancelled. Your money would go towards improving Canada's educational funding, thereby improving the grades of our client base and making them feel comfortable subscribing to a soda service.
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mooreandrew58
10/14/17 5:22:13 AM
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i've been seeing this soda subscription thing in some of these topics. is that european or even strictly UK thing? cause i've never heard of such shit where I come from, and i'm assuming its like how we used to get milk delivered to our houses on a schedule back in the day?
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EclairReturns
10/14/17 1:43:33 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
soda subscription thing in some of these topics


No, it's a running gag that someone from Canada loves to use.
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dioxxys
10/14/17 1:44:50 PM
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mooreandrew58
10/14/17 1:46:36 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
soda subscription thing in some of these topics


No, it's a running gag that someone from Canada loves to use.


yeah I was confused if it was some joke or if people where legit too lazy to go down to the store and buy their soda. I know here you can have it ordered but each order would have to be manual
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green dragon
10/14/17 3:44:55 PM
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*breathes fire*
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dragon504
10/14/17 3:49:23 PM
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DirtBasedSoap
10/14/17 3:53:03 PM
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Im not a FUCKING dragon
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DirtBasedSoap
10/14/17 3:53:51 PM
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but Id lick some dragon bootyhole for some sprite
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EclairReturns
10/14/17 3:55:04 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
some sprite


Yeah, but if you had two dollars, you needn't resort to such measures.
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DirtBasedSoap
10/14/17 3:57:53 PM
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some of us arent rich
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dioxxys
10/14/17 5:01:33 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
but Id lick some dragon bootyhole for some sprite

lolwhut
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