Current Events > Finally got my official call for the police academy

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darkprince45
10/16/17 6:58:11 PM
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Excuse me while i get this weight off my chest
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50Blessings
10/16/17 6:58:51 PM
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Hands Up, Don't Shoot
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1NfamousACE_2
10/16/17 6:59:11 PM
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Were you bullied in high school?
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darkprince45
10/16/17 7:04:10 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Were you bullied in high school?

That's random but no. I was weirdly popular in high school because I went to high school when call of duty 4/mw2 were the biggest games at the time. We had a team that would play at events and win money. So guys always wanted to hang out and play cod lol. I was also on the baseball team so I was friends with a bunch of people I would normally never talk to lol
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2SweetforTurtle
10/16/17 7:06:42 PM
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wow racist pig
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butthole666
10/16/17 7:07:48 PM
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Pig.
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ThePrinceFish
10/16/17 7:09:54 PM
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Congratulations, TC.
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chill02
10/16/17 7:10:07 PM
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am I being detained?
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deanshow
10/16/17 7:13:41 PM
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Congrats tc
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CocteauQuintplt
10/16/17 7:14:37 PM
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Just wait till the first time you have to arrest somebody for breaking an unjust law and ruin their lives, it's always sweetest the first time
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Nomadic View
10/16/17 7:18:21 PM
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Grats, dude!!!!

My tip for the academy is bring a sleeping bag. We had to have our beds made an exact perfect way every morning. I just slept in a sleeping bag on top of my made bed. That way in the morning I just had to straighten it out a little bit. It saves a shit ton of time in the morning.
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darkprince45
10/16/17 7:32:08 PM
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Well I was an MP for the army so I have about 8 years experience of handcuffing people lol

And this academy is 5 day a week go home at the end of the day kinda deal

And I'm a minority dating a white girl so I don't know who I'm a racist too exactly
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3khc
10/16/17 7:34:33 PM
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Do good things.
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Zeeak4444
10/16/17 7:37:04 PM
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3khc posted...
Do good things.

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50Blessings
10/16/17 7:39:47 PM
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Can you do any sound effects?
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darkprince45
10/16/17 8:02:21 PM
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50Blessings posted...
Can you do any sound effects?

Boop
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darkprince45
10/16/17 9:06:52 PM
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Upp
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thrashmetal14
10/16/17 9:09:41 PM
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You have to be a morally bankrupt person in order to willingly enforce unjust laws for a corrupt government.
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Itachi157
10/16/17 9:10:39 PM
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Good luck

Not a job I could ever do
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Mist_Turnips
10/16/17 9:21:43 PM
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Congrats TC. Look how much your success triggers the manchildren lol.
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darkprince45
10/16/17 9:28:47 PM
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thrashmetal14 posted...
You have to be a morally bankrupt person in order to willingly enforce unjust laws for a corrupt government.

Lol
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LIsJustice
10/16/17 9:30:40 PM
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Have you been drinking tonight?
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darkprince45
10/16/17 10:08:19 PM
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I've never been morally bankrupt lol
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thrashmetal14
10/17/17 2:17:16 AM
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darkprince45 posted...
thrashmetal14 posted...
You have to be a morally bankrupt person in order to willingly enforce unjust laws for a corrupt government.

Lol


Can you refute anything I said?
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darkprince45
10/17/17 2:19:44 AM
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I don't need too, I'm not an immature person that thinks like you do
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thrashmetal14
10/17/17 2:21:24 AM
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darkprince45 posted...
I don't need too, I'm not an immature person that thinks like you do


Classic ad hominem.
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darkprince45
10/17/17 2:21:59 AM
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I guess dude I really don't care
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darkprince45
10/17/17 2:39:18 AM
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Jesus you guys are some inherently bad people
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butthole666
10/17/17 2:44:33 AM
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tbh that was tasteless, apologies.

But also seriously being a cop is a bad thing
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darkprince45
10/17/17 2:47:29 AM
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Not really
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Sativa_Rose
10/17/17 2:49:24 AM
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Don't be one of those assholes who acts like a corrupt third world cop who takes advantage of people or does that civil asset forfeiture shit. Also make sure you can actually shoot which might mean range time on your own, too many cops suck at shooting (cough NYPD)
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darkprince45
10/17/17 3:16:53 AM
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I got expert almost every time I qualify with my m9
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Sativa_Rose
10/17/17 3:36:25 AM
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darkprince45 posted...
I got expert almost every time I qualify with my m9


Son....

Good work.
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darkprince45
10/17/17 3:49:18 AM
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It's actually really easy imo
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DemonBuffet
10/17/17 3:50:13 AM
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The written tests are the worst. Every answer is correct, but one is just slightly more correct.
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DemonBuffet
10/17/17 3:51:49 AM
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Report writting will also be a nightmare lol.
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Sinroth
10/17/17 3:53:57 AM
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Man the responses in here are pathetic
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
10/17/17 3:56:13 AM
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do all people who want to become cops in the States have to go to a police academy?
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darkprince45
10/17/17 4:00:02 AM
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DemonBuffet posted...
Report writting will also be a nightmare lol.

Yeah this is a nightmare academy compared to any other. 6 months long, plus another like year of ride along training. It takes 18 months before you're on your own

And from videos online it looks just like boot camp for the military
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darkprince45
10/17/17 4:00:09 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
do all people who want to become cops in the States have to go to a police academy?

Yee
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Krazy_Kirby
10/17/17 4:41:49 AM
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CatataFish462
10/17/17 4:51:43 AM
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50Blessings posted...
Hands Up, Don't Shoot


Pants up, don't poop!
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CocteauQuintplt
10/17/17 12:32:18 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
thrashmetal14 posted...
You have to be a morally bankrupt person in order to willingly enforce unjust laws for a corrupt government.

Lol


He is right though. You WILL have to enforce some laws that are absolutely unjust bullshit.

Your main job will be as a living, breathing revenue generator for the county / city / state. You will have a certain amount of tickets you will be expected to dole out, ruining some people's lives over petty bullshit (yes, a 200 dollar fine for a ridiculous traffic violation could really fuck with a poor person's life, which is part of the goal tbh).

If you can live with knowing you will cause more harm then good within the population, then you will not see these red flags as problems.
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Nomadic View
10/17/17 12:42:26 PM
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DemonBuffet posted...
Report writting will also be a nightmare lol.


Reports are easy as hell. Its just s full in the blank form (name, address of offender, crime, victim, property values, etc) then on the back write a short narrative.

There are some crimes that are fairly convoluted that may take several pages to type out, but 99.99~% of crimes can be done in a paragraph or two.

Its usually something along the lines of:

On Monday the 15th of November 2015 at 3:14pm, I received a call in reference to disturbing behavior at Walmart. When I arrived on the scene I spoke with Samus Auron, the stores asset protection agent, who explained to me that Link Hyrule was breaking property inside the store by throwing it against the wall. Link was cited into General Sessions for vandalism.

The items damaged were as follows:
Clay pot - $25
Large clay pot - $45
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EvalAngell
10/17/17 12:45:21 PM
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Wow thats great! Because lord knows the country needs more cops!
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masticatingman
10/17/17 12:49:10 PM
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I get that being a cop is a fairly well paying job but if you're even sort of good with math or computers, you'd probably be better off going to a community college for a year or two and picking up a new trade that you know has job openings in your area.
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TommyG663513
10/17/17 12:55:35 PM
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EvalAngell posted...
Wow thats great! Because lord knows the country needs more cops!

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darkprince45
10/17/17 1:17:56 PM
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masticatingman posted...
I get that being a cop is a fairly well paying job but if you're even sort of good with math or computers, you'd probably be better off going to a community college for a year or two and picking up a new trade that you know has job openings in your area.

Nah. This job let me move across the country to one of the best cities in the US
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