Poll of the Day > I think I'm friends with my roommate.

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DistantMemory
10/18/17 11:24:20 AM
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Guy asked to come with me to move my car away from Richie Spencie(it wouldn't start, battery was corroded, whole fiasco there) and switch my decals so I could get a better parking spot and then we went to brunch. We bros now.

Now if only I could get my other roommate to like me. Ah well.
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Sarcasthma
10/18/17 11:29:20 AM
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Please keep us updated.
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Blightzkrieg
10/18/17 11:30:57 AM
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Nice, my dad apologised for calling me an accident last week.
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DistantMemory
10/18/17 11:32:02 AM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Nice, my dad apologised for calling me an accident last week.


I wish I was an accident. I like the idea of not being intended but showing up regardless in a "fuck you, I choose life" kind of way.
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SkynyrdRocker
10/22/17 6:33:43 PM
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Have you told him your feelings on mattresses yet
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wwinterj25
10/22/17 6:56:33 PM
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DistantMemory posted...
Guy asked to come with me


Better than using the mattress I suppose.
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mastermix3000
10/22/17 7:03:22 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Better than using the mattress I suppose.


wait, is OP Carlisle?!

Dude what the fuck is wrong witchu???
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Mead
10/22/17 7:04:13 PM
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Who the heck is richie spencie
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DistantMemory
10/22/17 7:21:00 PM
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Mead posted...
Who the heck is richie spencie


Richard Spencer.
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Mead
10/22/17 7:24:23 PM
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who the heck is that
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DistantMemory
10/22/17 7:37:01 PM
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Mead posted...
who the heck is that


White nationalist who spoke at the college I attend on Thursday.
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SusanGreenEyes
10/22/17 7:54:30 PM
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DistantMemory posted...
Now if only I could get my other roommate to like me. Ah well.

What's the deal with the other roommate?
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TheCyborgNinja
10/22/17 8:14:46 PM
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I think my friend is secretly in love with his roommate... He keeps posting poorly veiled "she did something cute"-style comments on Facebook. Like a dick, I put this as a comment on one of them, as it's really the only way to interpret the situation:

SUCq866

What's funny is that he immediately responds to everything, but this went ignored... Nailed it.
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DistantMemory
10/22/17 8:15:17 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
DistantMemory posted...
Now if only I could get my other roommate to like me. Ah well.

What's the deal with the other roommate?


I think he actually likes me now too, so disregard that.
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DocDelicious
10/22/17 8:17:08 PM
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DistantMemory posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
DistantMemory posted...
Now if only I could get my other roommate to like me. Ah well.

What's the deal with the other roommate?


I think he actually likes me now too, so disregard that.

They're planning something.
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SkynyrdRocker
10/22/17 10:31:01 PM
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They're going to lock you outside naked with a lampshade over your head
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