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butthole666 10/20/17 1:41:29 AM #1:	I dumped her It went poorly I have remained firm in staying broken up She's telling me she's got some kind of medical problem now where she's weak and puking, has been going on for a couple weeks, seeing a dr. She's being very criptic about it and doing her "Don't worry! We don't even talk that much anymore!" Schtick. doesnt know what they're testing for, yet assuring me "don't worry, it's not something you could have caught" She would frequently do this kind of cryptic shit to fuck with me and never tell me what's wrong, then accuse me of never telling her what's wrong. I thought I was free from her abuse and manipulation when we broke up but evidently fuckin not. I hope she's okay, I hope she's not pregnant, and I wish we could just be friends without her doing her whole vindictive revenge bit. --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:888776670] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>I dumped her It went poorly I have remained firm in staying broken up She's telling me she's got some kind of medical problem now where she's weak and puking, has been going on for a couple weeks, seeing a dr. She's being very criptic about it and doing her "Don't worry! We don't even talk that much anymore!" Schtick. doesnt know what they're testing for, yet assuring me "don't worry, it's not something you could have caught" She would frequently do this kind of cryptic shit to fuck with me and never tell me what's wrong, then accuse me of never telling her what's wrong. I thought I was free from her abuse and manipulation when we broke up but evidently fuckin not. I hope she's okay, I hope she's not pregnant, and I wish we could just be friends without her doing her whole vindictive revenge bit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/20/17 1:42:04 AM #2:	I am getting v drunk rn i cant deal with this --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:888776687] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>I am getting v drunk rn i cant deal with this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/20/17 1:43:37 AM #3:	You're fucked. She's gonna hit you up for child support. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:888776746] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>You're fucked. She's gonna hit you up for child support.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 10/20/17 1:43:50 AM #4:	I'm 29 years old. I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years. I'd take this over my life. --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:888776751] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>I'm 29 years old. I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years. I'd take this over my life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 10/20/17 1:44:38 AM #5:	well... --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:888776772] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>well...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 10/20/17 1:45:44 AM #6:	Pepys Monster posted... I'm 29 years old. I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years. I'd take this over my life. No you wouldn't. Having a kid with someone you don't want to have a kid with is way worse than being a 29 year old virgin or whatever. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.3 <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:888776809] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote>I'm 29 years old. I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years. I'd take this over my life.</quote> No you wouldn't. Having a kid with someone you don't want to have a kid with is way worse than being a 29 year old virgin or whatever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/20/17 1:46:27 AM #7:	I finally did what I needed to in order to look out for myself and it may have been too little too late and i might end up with a kid with a suicidal, obsessive woman with psychopathic tendancies --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:888776837] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>I finally did what I needed to in order to look out for myself and it may have been too little too late and i might end up with a kid with a suicidal, obsessive woman with psychopathic tendancies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hortanz 10/20/17 1:46:28 AM #8:	Pepys Monster posted... I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years. Look at this Chad and laugh --- http://i.imgur.com/JFmtaHB.gif <cite>hortanz posted [p:888776839] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote> I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years. </quote> Look at this Chad and laugh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFVII_REMAKE 10/20/17 1:46:48 AM #9:	You do know you're going to have to pay for child support regardless of whether or not you guys are together right? <cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted [p:888776848] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>You do know you're going to have to pay for child support regardless of whether or not you guys are together right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/20/17 1:47:33 AM #10:	FFVII_REMAKE posted... You do know you're going to have to pay for child support regardless of whether or not you guys are together right? What in my post lead you to believe i think otherwise --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:888776873] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted...</cite> <quote>You do know you're going to have to pay for child support regardless of whether or not you guys are together right?</quote> What in my post lead you to believe i think otherwise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/20/17 1:49:12 AM #11:	I used condoms, they never broke, i used ones I bought I pulled out ONCE the first time we hooked up again like a month ago, and she had her period last week Like fucking HOW would this even happen --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:888776926] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>I used condoms, they never broke, i used ones I bought I pulled out ONCE the first time we hooked up again like a month ago, and she had her period last week Like fucking HOW would this even happen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CocteauQuintplt 10/20/17 1:51:20 AM #12:	FFVII_REMAKE posted... You do know you're going to have to pay for child support regardless of whether or not you guys are together right? Holy shit, thanks for the wisdom, he never could have possibly ever considered that --- I am Amp <cite>CocteauQuintplt posted [p:888776987] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted...</cite> <quote>You do know you're going to have to pay for child support regardless of whether or not you guys are together right?</quote> Holy shit, thanks for the wisdom, he never could have possibly ever considered that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stoltenberg11 10/20/17 1:51:37 AM #13:	Why are you worried about her being pregnant if she had her period since yall last banged --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate <cite>stoltenberg11 posted [p:888776998] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>Why are you worried about her being pregnant if she had her period since yall last banged</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackHorse6969 10/20/17 1:52:07 AM #14:	Maybe she stuck a needle into your testicle when you were sleeping to extract sperm, and she self inseminated herself with your sperm --- http://i.imgur.com/dMnyy10.jpg <cite>BlackHorse6969 posted [p:888777012] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>Maybe she stuck a needle into your testicle when you were sleeping to extract sperm, and she self inseminated herself with your sperm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 10/20/17 1:52:19 AM #15:	Demand a paternity test before you sign a fucking birth certificate. If it ain't yours she's fucked and you aren't on the hook. --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:888777022] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>Demand a paternity test before you sign a fucking birth certificate. If it ain't yours she's fucked and you aren't on the hook.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 10/20/17 1:56:08 AM #16:	Make sure to get a DNA test/paternaty test before you sign anything, dont let her trick your ass and force you to pay for another guys kid cause you know she is nutty enough to do so. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:888777131] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>Make sure to get a DNA test/paternaty test before you sign anything, dont let her trick your ass and force you to pay for another guys kid cause you know she is nutty enough to do so.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/20/17 1:57:13 AM #17:	stoltenberg11 posted... Why are you worried about her being pregnant if she had her period since yall last banged Because depending on when implantation occurred she may not miss until the next period --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:888777169] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>stoltenberg11 posted...</cite> <quote>Why are you worried about her being pregnant if she had her period since yall last banged</quote> Because depending on when implantation occurred she may not miss until the next period</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 10/20/17 1:58:19 AM #18:	butthole666 posted... I used condoms, they never broke, i used ones I bought I pulled out ONCE the first time we hooked up again like a month ago, and she had her period last week Like fucking HOW would this even happen i wouldn't worry then. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:888777208] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote>I used condoms, they never broke, i used ones I bought I pulled out ONCE the first time we hooked up again like a month ago, and she had her period last week Like fucking HOW would this even happen</quote> i wouldn't worry then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/20/17 2:05:53 AM #19:	Take her ass to Maury so we can all watch it unfold on TV. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:888777489] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>Take her ass to Maury so we can all watch it unfold on TV.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShamblerQ 10/20/17 2:07:39 AM #20:	butthole666 posted... I used condoms, they never broke, i used ones I bought I pulled out ONCE the first time we hooked up again like a month ago, and she had her period last week Like fucking HOW would this even happen Dude. She's trying to get in your head by pulling the 'manipulation' card to make you stay with her. You were careful so she shouldn't be pregnant. --- http://i.imgur.com/1mXXnbo.gif <cite>ShamblerQ posted [p:888777548] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote>I used condoms, they never broke, i used ones I bought I pulled out ONCE the first time we hooked up again like a month ago, and she had her period last week Like fucking HOW would this even happen</quote> Dude. She's trying to get in your head by pulling the 'manipulation' card to make you stay with her. You were careful so she shouldn't be pregnant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
anth0ny 10/20/17 2:09:14 AM #21:	i pray 4 u tc --- moo <cite>anth0ny posted [p:888777602] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>i pray 4 u tc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/20/17 2:11:06 AM #22:	anth0ny posted... i pray 4 u tc Being involved with this woman has made me consider returning to the church. That's how fucking lost I am. --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:888777658] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>anth0ny posted...</cite> <quote>i pray 4 u tc</quote> Being involved with this woman has made me consider returning to the church. That's how fucking lost I am.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/20/17 2:14:33 AM #23:	butthole666 posted... anth0ny posted... i pray 4 u tc Being involved with this woman has made me consider returning to the church. That's how fucking lost I am. Go in with your that username taped onto your shirt as a name tag. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:888777769] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>anth0ny posted...</cite> <quote>i pray 4 u tc</quote> Being involved with this woman has made me consider returning to the church. That's how fucking lost I am.</quote> Go in with your that username taped onto your shirt as a name tag.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 10/20/17 2:17:54 AM #24:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Go in with your that username taped onto your shirt as a name tag. This. --- Matter is error. Whoa. <cite>masticatingman posted [p:888777856] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote> Go in with your that username taped onto your shirt as a name tag.</quote> This.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Schwarzlicht_ 10/20/17 2:27:01 AM #25:	You dumped a girl and now she's suddenly having pregnancy scares. And trying to guilt you. And you had safe sex. And she's had a period since. And she's at least a little mentally unstable. This doesn't sound like a giant lie to you? --- I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. <cite>_Schwarzlicht_ posted [p:888778138] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>You dumped a girl and now she's suddenly having pregnancy scares. And trying to guilt you. And you had safe sex. And she's had a period since. And she's at least a little mentally unstable. This doesn't sound like a giant lie to you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/20/17 2:28:03 AM #26:	I don't sound like an anxiety prone neurotic mess to you? --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:888778170] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>I don't sound like an anxiety prone neurotic mess to you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/20/17 3:05:41 AM #27:	I legot never want to have sex again --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:888779154] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>I legot never want to have sex again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EpicMickeyDrew 10/20/17 3:09:28 AM #28:	butthole666 posted... I used condoms, they never broke, i used ones I bought I pulled out ONCE the first time we hooked up again like a month ago, and she had her period last week Like fucking HOW would this even happen It didn't happen and she's just trying to fuck with you, and it's working. --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe <cite>EpicMickeyDrew posted [p:888779275] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote>I used condoms, they never broke, i used ones I bought I pulled out ONCE the first time we hooked up again like a month ago, and she had her period last week Like fucking HOW would this even happen</quote> It didn't happen and she's just trying to fuck with you, and it's working.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 10/20/17 3:12:10 AM #29:	_Schwarzlicht_ posted... This doesn't sound like a giant lie to you? Yes, it does. --- http://i.imgur.com/OkvDFD3.jpg http://i.imgur.com/owvpCYR.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:888779341] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Schwarzlicht_ posted...</cite> <quote>This doesn't sound like a giant lie to you?</quote> Yes, it does.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Banjo2553 10/20/17 3:15:37 AM #30:	She's trying to guilt you into coming back by making you think she's pregnant. If you really were taking that many precautions then there's no need to worry. It's probably just a huge lie. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:888779424] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>She's trying to guilt you into coming back by making you think she's pregnant. If you really were taking that many precautions then there's no need to worry. It's probably just a huge lie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 10/20/17 3:57:47 AM #31:	Doesn't sound like a laughing matter --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:888780384] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>Doesn't sound like a laughing matter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sylverlolol 10/20/17 4:03:44 AM #32:	oh hey, terrible person butthole666 does something terrible and stupid against advice from everyone, complains about it days later, and now complains about the possible consequences of said choice. what's the saying about making your bed again? --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. <cite>sylverlolol posted [p:888780513] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>oh hey, terrible person butthole666 does something terrible and stupid against advice from everyone, complains about it days later, and now complains about the possible consequences of said choice. what's the saying about making your bed again?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Rinku_ 10/20/17 4:12:25 AM #33:	Honestly, odds are she isn't pregnant. 1) She had her period three weeks after your riskiest sexual encounter (when you pulled out). Sperm can only survive internally for like three days tops. If that encounter had impregnated her, she wouldn't have experienced the uterine sloughing at the time she did (or, if she did anyway, it was essentially a miscarriage). 2) You used condoms the rest of the time. Perfect use (always using in-date condoms, pinching the reservoir correctly, rolling it on correctly, and throwing out any condom you put on the wrong way at first) is 99% effective. Typical use is closer to 85% effective, iirc, but the odds are still in your favor. My opinion? She's trying to guilt you into getting back together with her. Then "because she's already pregnant" you end up rawdogging it and knock her up for real. Then she really has you on the hook. <cite>_Rinku_ posted [p:888780691] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>Honestly, odds are she isn't pregnant. 1) She had her period three weeks after your riskiest sexual encounter (when you pulled out). Sperm can only survive internally for like three days tops. If that encounter had impregnated her, she wouldn't have experienced the uterine sloughing at the time she did (or, if she did anyway, it was essentially a miscarriage). 2) You used condoms the rest of the time. Perfect use (always using in-date condoms, pinching the reservoir correctly, rolling it on correctly, and throwing out any condom you put on the wrong way at first) is 99% effective. Typical use is closer to 85% effective, iirc, but the odds are still in your favor. My opinion? She's trying to guilt you into getting back together with her. Then "because she's already pregnant" you end up rawdogging it and knock her up for real. Then she really has you on the hook.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/20/17 4:50:30 AM #34:	sylverlolol posted... oh hey, terrible person butthole666 does something terrible and stupid against advice from everyone, complains about it days later, and now complains about the possible consequences of said choice. what's the saying about making your bed again? I dumped her like 2 weeks ago and have not seen her since. --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:888781456] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>sylverlolol posted...</cite> <quote>oh hey, terrible person butthole666 does something terrible and stupid against advice from everyone, complains about it days later, and now complains about the possible consequences of said choice. what's the saying about making your bed again?</quote> I dumped her like 2 weeks ago and have not seen her since.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Catgirl Fondler 10/20/17 5:03:39 AM #35:	_Rinku_ posted... Honestly, odds are she isn't pregnant. My opinion? She's trying to guilt you into getting back together with her. Then "because she's already pregnant" you end up rawdogging it and knock her up for real. Then she really has you on the hook. This bloke gets it. --- N/A <cite>The Catgirl Fondler posted [p:888781743] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Rinku_ posted...</cite> <quote>Honestly, odds are she isn't pregnant. My opinion? She's trying to guilt you into getting back together with her. Then "because she's already pregnant" you end up rawdogging it and knock her up for real. Then she really has you on the hook.</quote> This bloke gets it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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butthole666 10/20/17 4:26:29 PM #37:	leverageblargh posted... butthole666 posted... I used condoms, they never broke, i used ones I bought I pulled out ONCE the first time we hooked up again like a month ago, and she had her period last week Like fucking HOW would this even happen If she's really as crazy as the picture you've painted of her on CE, she wouldn't be above sabotaging your condoms She only would have had a chance to do so once and i checked the shit to make sure it was still sealed --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:888809744] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>leverageblargh posted...</cite> <quote><cite>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote>I used condoms, they never broke, i used ones I bought I pulled out ONCE the first time we hooked up again like a month ago, and she had her period last week Like fucking HOW would this even happen</quote> If she's really as crazy as the picture you've painted of her on CE, she wouldn't be above sabotaging your condoms</quote> She only would have had a chance to do so once and i checked the shit to make sure it was still sealed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robin_Dude 10/20/17 4:31:06 PM #38:	Dude I told you not to pee in her butt. --- http://i.imgur.com/gnTKIOz.jpg Thanks ILikeFatGuys --- https://i.imgtc.com/Nj3aiHiSeG.png Thanks Yaridovich <cite>Robin_Dude posted [p:888810090] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote>Dude I told you not to pee in her butt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 10/20/17 4:33:52 PM #39:	butthole666 posted... I am getting v drunk rn i cant deal with this She's could be lying. Keep staying away. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:888810297] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote>I am getting v drunk rn i cant deal with this</quote> She's could be lying. Keep staying away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 10/20/17 5:28:14 PM #40:	Smashingpmkns posted... Pepys Monster posted... I'm 29 years old. I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years. I'd take this over my life. No you wouldn't. Having a kid is way worse than whatever. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:888813478] in hahahahaha... [t:75898998]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote>I'm 29 years old. I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years. I'd take this over my life.</quote> No you wouldn't. Having a kid is way worse than whatever.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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