Current Events > I am now the proud owner of a black dildo.

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KILBOTz 10/25/17 10:08:23 PM #1:	So I am having some work done on my house by my contractor. One of the small projects is to do some work on my deck to get rid of some rotted planks. So I come home this evening and as soon as I get out of the door of my car my contractor comes running up saying he's got something I HAVE to check out. So I am expecting the worst, termite damage or something that will cost thousands. We stand on the deck and he points down to the ground. "Check it out." So I am looking at it for like a minute and just see something black and rubbery and tube shaped. I'm thinking some more. "Is... is that a black dildo?" "Yeah. That's a black dildo." and we proceed to look at and laugh about the black dildo for about 5-10 minutes. https://imgur.com/a/FnWef fuzzy picture, it looked like a better picture with the preview and unfortunately they took it away so no redos. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:889151346] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>So I am having some work done on my house by my contractor. One of the small projects is to do some work on my deck to get rid of some rotted planks. So I come home this evening and as soon as I get out of the door of my car my contractor comes running up saying he's got something I HAVE to check out. So I am expecting the worst, termite damage or something that will cost thousands. We stand on the deck and he points down to the ground. "Check it out." So I am looking at it for like a minute and just see something black and rubbery and tube shaped. I'm thinking some more. "Is... is that a black dildo?" "Yeah. That's a black dildo." and we proceed to look at and laugh about the black dildo for about 5-10 minutes. https://imgur.com/a/FnWef fuzzy picture, it looked like a better picture with the preview and unfortunately they took it away so no redos.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 10/25/17 10:49:00 PM #2:	I was sure I would get at least 1 response to this topic. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:889153708] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>I was sure I would get at least 1 response to this topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/25/17 10:50:04 PM #3:	Hi! --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:889153776] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>Hi!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
giantblimpN7 10/25/17 10:50:09 PM #4:	lol --- http://i.imgur.com/zSHmk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qT9WxSu.png <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:889153783] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 10/25/17 10:50:58 PM #5:	b7 --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:889153828] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>b7</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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giantblimpN7 10/25/17 10:52:29 PM #7:	That's 2 black dicks that have been posted on CE in as many days. --- http://i.imgur.com/zSHmk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qT9WxSu.png <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:889153925] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>That's 2 black dicks that have been posted on CE in as many days.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yusiko 10/25/17 10:55:58 PM #9:	so do you plan to use it tonight? --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:889154120] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>so do you plan to use it tonight?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop9800 10/25/17 10:56:31 PM #10:	giantblimpN7 posted... That's 2 black dicks that have been posted on CE in as many days. huh? what was the first? --- I don't have to insult you. I have proven that you are a hypocrite and a fool. That's not insulting you, that's exposing you. PSN-Bishop9800 <cite>Bishop9800 posted [p:889154147] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>giantblimpN7 posted...</cite> <quote>That's 2 black dicks that have been posted on CE in as many days.</quote> huh? what was the first?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProtoManSPx 10/25/17 10:57:46 PM #11:	Zurkon posted... giantblimpN7 posted... That's 2 black dicks that have been posted on CE in as many days. Technically you couldnt see the other one because it was all the way inside the other guy All the way <cite>ProtoManSPx posted [p:889154234] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zurkon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>giantblimpN7 posted...</cite> <quote>That's 2 black dicks that have been posted on CE in as many days.</quote> Technically you couldnt see the other one because it was all the way inside the other guy</quote> All the way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 10/25/17 10:57:51 PM #12:	So whatcha gonna do with it? Relocate it under someone elses deck maybe? --- I'll eat it <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:889154238] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>So whatcha gonna do with it? Relocate it under someone elses deck maybe?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 10/25/17 10:59:05 PM #14:	Big deal, let me know when you find a dragon dildo --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:889154310] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>Big deal, let me know when you find a dragon dildo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 10/25/17 10:59:45 PM #15:	KILBOTz posted... the proud owner KILBOTz posted... and unfortunately they took it away so no redos. Here's a response; you're a damn liar! <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:889154350] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>the proud owner</quote> <cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>and unfortunately they took it away so no redos.</quote> Here's a response; you're a damn liar!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Capn Circus 10/25/17 11:00:37 PM #16:	Give it a good rinse and sell it on Ebay. Could be a rare find. --- "I think that man will be president right about the time when spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes" - Tom Hanks <cite>Capn Circus posted [p:889154407] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>Give it a good rinse and sell it on Ebay. Could be a rare find.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 10/25/17 11:06:11 PM #17:	Dash_Harber posted... KILBOTz posted... the proud owner KILBOTz posted... and unfortunately they took it away so no redos. Here's a response; you're a damn liar! I thought it was the best way to grab interest! --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:889154728] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>the proud owner</quote> <cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>and unfortunately they took it away so no redos.</quote> Here's a response; you're a damn liar!</quote> I thought it was the best way to grab interest!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 10/26/17 12:35:15 PM #18:	bump for day CE --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:889185231] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>bump for day CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe_stalin518 10/26/17 12:53:47 PM #19:	Fred :Hey Ted do you know why this house is so fucked?: Ted :No Fred why is that? Fred :Cause the house was built on a foundation of cocks. Ted : @_@ --- how does super mario world work without updates? Relax I know what I'm doing,I been killing topics since 1987 <cite>joe_stalin518 posted [p:889186399] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>Fred :Hey Ted do you know why this house is so fucked?: Ted :No Fred why is that? Fred :Cause the house was built on a foundation of cocks. Ted : @_@</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 10/26/17 1:04:45 PM #20:	joe_stalin518 posted... Fred :Hey Ted do you know why this house is so fucked?: Ted :No Fred why is that? Fred :Cause the house was built on a foundation of cocks. Ted : @_@ lol --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:889187061] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>joe_stalin518 posted...</cite> <quote>Fred :Hey Ted do you know why this house is so fucked?: Ted :No Fred why is that? Fred :Cause the house was built on a foundation of cocks. Ted : @_@</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 10/26/17 1:05:57 PM #21:	Poop --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:889187132] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>Poop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 10/26/17 1:11:04 PM #22:	Fun for you, I am a new owner of a Bad Dragon and... oh... you found it... and they took it with them? Oh... --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:889187462] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>Fun for you, I am a new owner of a Bad Dragon and... oh... you found it... and they took it with them? Oh...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 10/26/17 1:14:58 PM #23:	Black light test it. --- http://i.imgtc.com/BOhYeOg.jpg <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:889187706] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>Black light test it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 10/26/17 1:16:16 PM #24:	Lmao. What's with people renovating homes and finding dildos. Is leaving them in houses a secret thing I'm unaware of. This seems to happen a lot <cite>Axiom posted [p:889187765] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>Lmao. What's with people renovating homes and finding dildos. Is leaving them in houses a secret thing I'm unaware of. This seems to happen a lot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 10/26/17 1:19:23 PM #25:	Haha wow. Totally should have hidden one somewhere when I sold my condo. But then I'd have never known if/when it was eventually found. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:889187950] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>Haha wow. Totally should have hidden one somewhere when I sold my condo. But then I'd have never known if/when it was eventually found.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KILBOTz 10/26/17 1:22:56 PM #27:	stone posted... Haha wow. Totally should have hidden one somewhere when I sold my condo. But then I'd have never known if/when it was eventually found. you should have. Next time I am going to do something where I patch up a wall or something, I will put a dildo in the wall. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:889188193] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Haha wow. Totally should have hidden one somewhere when I sold my condo. But then I'd have never known if/when it was eventually found.</quote> you should have. Next time I am going to do something where I patch up a wall or something, I will put a dildo in the wall.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 10/26/17 1:24:32 PM #28:	Asherlee10 posted... I wonder what scenario comes about to throw a black dildo under a deck ive spent a lot of time talking about this with friends and we have 3 primary guesses: 1) it was a dog. previous owner had dogs, there was a dildo left out somewhere, dog got it, put it under deck. 2) angry husband. it was a big dildo, maybe felt threatened. 3) previous owner had a special needs adult son who would like throw rocks at roofers while they were working. I figure if you are down for that, you might be down for throwing dildos under decks. Regardless, I think I need to contact American Vandal about a 2nd season. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:889188290] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>I wonder what scenario comes about to throw a black dildo under a deck</quote> ive spent a lot of time talking about this with friends and we have 3 primary guesses: 1) it was a dog. previous owner had dogs, there was a dildo left out somewhere, dog got it, put it under deck. 2) angry husband. it was a big dildo, maybe felt threatened. 3) previous owner had a special needs adult son who would like throw rocks at roofers while they were working. I figure if you are down for that, you might be down for throwing dildos under decks. Regardless, I think I need to contact American Vandal about a 2nd season.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 10/26/17 1:26:45 PM #29:	KILBOTz posted... I was sure I would get at least 1 response to this topic. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:889188428] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>I was sure I would get at least 1 response to this topic.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
psvitantifail 10/26/17 1:26:47 PM #30:	Can you tell me the measurements of it? --- America will never fall to liberals or communist invasion! <cite>psvitantifail posted [p:889188435] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote>Can you tell me the measurements of it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 10/26/17 1:27:44 PM #31:	psvitantifail posted... Can you tell me the measurements of it? I can't. I would guess 8-9" long and pretty thick. But it has been disposed of. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:889188484] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>psvitantifail posted...</cite> <quote>Can you tell me the measurements of it?</quote> I can't. I would guess 8-9" long and pretty thick. But it has been disposed of.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 10/26/17 1:28:38 PM #32:	KILBOTz posted... Asherlee10 posted... I wonder what scenario comes about to throw a black dildo under a deck ive spent a lot of time talking about this with friends and we have 3 primary guesses: 1) it was a dog. previous owner had dogs, there was a dildo left out somewhere, dog got it, put it under deck. 2) angry husband. it was a big dildo, maybe felt threatened. 3) previous owner had a special needs adult son who would like throw rocks at roofers while they were working. I figure if you are down for that, you might be down for throwing dildos under decks. Regardless, I think I need to contact American Vandal about a 2nd season. #1 seems the most likely imo. Dog hid dildo like it was a bone or toy. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:889188537] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>I wonder what scenario comes about to throw a black dildo under a deck</quote> ive spent a lot of time talking about this with friends and we have 3 primary guesses: 1) it was a dog. previous owner had dogs, there was a dildo left out somewhere, dog got it, put it under deck. 2) angry husband. it was a big dildo, maybe felt threatened. 3) previous owner had a special needs adult son who would like throw rocks at roofers while they were working. I figure if you are down for that, you might be down for throwing dildos under decks. Regardless, I think I need to contact American Vandal about a 2nd season.</quote> #1 seems the most likely imo. Dog hid dildo like it was a bone or toy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
psvitantifail 10/26/17 1:29:36 PM #33:	KILBOTz posted... psvitantifail posted... Can you tell me the measurements of it? I can't. I would guess 8-9" long and pretty thick. But it has been disposed of. The BBC. --- America will never fall to liberals or communist invasion! <cite>psvitantifail posted [p:889188593] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>psvitantifail posted...</cite> <quote>Can you tell me the measurements of it?</quote> I can't. I would guess 8-9" long and pretty thick. But it has been disposed of.</quote> The BBC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 10/26/17 1:31:24 PM #34:	Axiom posted... Lmao. What's with people renovating homes and finding dildos. Is leaving them in houses a secret thing I'm unaware of. This seems to happen a lot Idk but when I move I'm hiding one somewhere now. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 8 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 6-1 \| Oakland Raiders: 3-4 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:889188715] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>Axiom posted...</cite> <quote>Lmao. What's with people renovating homes and finding dildos. Is leaving them in houses a secret thing I'm unaware of. This seems to happen a lot</quote> Idk but when I move I'm hiding one somewhere now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 10/26/17 1:43:29 PM #35:	ImTheMacheteGuy posted... KILBOTz posted... Asherlee10 posted... I wonder what scenario comes about to throw a black dildo under a deck ive spent a lot of time talking about this with friends and we have 3 primary guesses: 1) it was a dog. previous owner had dogs, there was a dildo left out somewhere, dog got it, put it under deck. 2) angry husband. it was a big dildo, maybe felt threatened. 3) previous owner had a special needs adult son who would like throw rocks at roofers while they were working. I figure if you are down for that, you might be down for throwing dildos under decks. Regardless, I think I need to contact American Vandal about a 2nd season. #1 seems the most likely imo. Dog hid dildo like it was a bone or toy. Technically.. It's both. Just saying. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:889189441] in I am now t... [t:75920345]...</cite> <quote><cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>I wonder what scenario comes about to throw a black dildo under a deck</quote> ive spent a lot of time talking about this with friends and we have 3 primary guesses: 1) it was a dog. previous owner had dogs, there was a dildo left out somewhere, dog got it, put it under deck. 2) angry husband. it was a big dildo, maybe felt threatened. 3) previous owner had a special needs adult son who would like throw rocks at roofers while they were working. I figure if you are down for that, you might be down for throwing dildos under decks. Regardless, I think I need to contact American Vandal about a 2nd season.</quote> #1 seems the most likely imo. Dog hid dildo like it was a bone or toy.</quote> Technically.. It's both. Just saying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > I am now the proud owner of a black dildo.