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Zodd3224
10/26/17 8:27:05 AM
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I cant drink water in the morning.
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JE19426
10/26/17 8:28:22 AM
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Why not?
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Yaridovich
10/26/17 8:29:59 AM
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JE19426 posted...
Why not?


Because he's too dry
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Zodd3224
10/26/17 8:33:28 AM
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You know how human beings have evolved to the point where we require specific breakfast foods, like bacon, eggs, pancakes, etc.?

Well Ive also evolved to the point where I require iced tea, orange juice, etc in the morning.
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JE19426
10/26/17 8:35:15 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
You know how human beings have evolved to the point where we require specific breakfast foods, like bacon, eggs, pancakes, etc.?


No I don't.
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Chicken
10/26/17 8:36:54 AM
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Youre so obese that you suffer from sugar withdrawls?
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Zodd3224
10/26/17 8:42:31 AM
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-Gavirulax- posted...
I drink coke straight away in the morning, I'm so used to it lol.

Edit: Freudian slip there.


Coke is pretty cool at night and into the wee hours of the morning, I agree
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KazumaKiryu
10/26/17 8:42:43 AM
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I hope this is a toke jopic
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Sami1000
10/26/17 8:44:58 AM
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-Gavirulax- posted...
I drink coke straight away in the morning, I'm so used to it lol.

Edit: Freudian slip there.


I would probably puke if i'd drink soda when i wake up, lol.
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Zodd3224
10/26/17 8:45:36 AM
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Chicken posted...
Youre so obese that you suffer from sugar withdrawls?


Yeah, it requires a forklift to heave all 140 pounds of me out of bed in the morning.

About 40 of those pounds are in my dick
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Chicken
10/26/17 8:50:28 AM
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SageHarpuia
10/26/17 8:53:46 AM
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The only time I can't drink water is when I skip breakfast and down a whole bottle around lunchtime.
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Zodd3224
10/26/17 9:17:07 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
You really need to be drinking water first thing in the morning. It's the best thing to help wake you up.

Your body just got done with sleeping for 8 hours and dehydration begins.


Okay, OKAY, thanks MOM
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Zodd3224
10/26/17 9:18:42 AM
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-Gavirulax- posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Chicken posted...
Youre so obese that you suffer from sugar withdrawls?


Yeah, it requires a forklift to heave all 140 pounds of me out of bed in the morning.

About 40 of those pounds are in my dick


You're smaller than I thought.

Also yeah must be hard on your gf.

Ohes the puns! <3


Im only 5' 4" so my weight is actually normal for my height. And it is pretty hard on her, she still hasnt recovered from our last session
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apolloooo
10/26/17 12:33:34 PM
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Water is literally i need after eaking up. I always keep a bottle in my room, when i woke uo, i would drink water immediately. Then breakfasy and coffee
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Zodd3224
10/26/17 12:35:16 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
You really need to be drinking water first thing in the morning. It's the best thing to help wake you up.

Your body just got done with sleeping for 8 hours and dehydration begins.


Okay, OKAY, thanks MOM


Be smart.


Im drinking a water right now, I feel better already! Best mom ever
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Kaname_Madoka
10/26/17 12:37:36 PM
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JE19426 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
You know how human beings have evolved to the point where we require specific breakfast foods, like bacon, eggs, pancakes, etc.?


No I don't.

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Zodd3224
10/26/17 12:42:44 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
JE19426 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
You know how human beings have evolved to the point where we require specific breakfast foods, like bacon, eggs, pancakes, etc.?


No I don't.


But we already had that discussion on this board, and we concluded that all humans have evolved to have a preference for certain foods in the morning. At least I think that was the conclusion, my memory is a bit foggy, havent had much water lately
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