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YoshitoKikuchi
10/29/17 2:54:03 PM
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How would you react to dozens of guys online sending you creepy and perverted messages and dick pics?
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Turtlebread
10/29/17 2:54:42 PM
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Tadamoto32
10/29/17 2:57:09 PM
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Samurontai
10/29/17 2:57:54 PM
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Tadamoto32 posted...
Basically life on easy mode


If sex is the most important thing in the world to you, sure
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NibeIungsnarf
10/29/17 2:58:12 PM
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I get to wear pants without awkardly having to fit a dongle in there!
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metralo
10/29/17 2:58:31 PM
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Samurontai posted...
Tadamoto32 posted...
Basically life on easy mode


If sex is the most important thing in the world to you, sure


considering the amount of kissless neckbeards on this forum, its not surprising
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TrainerHilda
10/29/17 2:58:52 PM
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I don't react. Guys are dumb, sometimes the dick pics are cute. I ignore 99% of "aayyy gurl" messages.
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Samurontai
10/29/17 2:59:12 PM
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metralo posted...
Samurontai posted...
Tadamoto32 posted...
Basically life on easy mode


If sex is the most important thing in the world to you, sure


considering the amount of kissless neckbeards on this forum, its not surprising


Pretty much. Not surprised either
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Tadamoto32
10/29/17 3:00:55 PM
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Samurontai posted...
If sex is the most important thing in the world to you, sure

At this point it is.
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ProtoManSPx
10/29/17 3:30:09 PM
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I don't mind dick pics though
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LordMarshal
10/29/17 3:30:49 PM
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Big chest?
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gunplagirl
10/29/17 3:32:50 PM
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You don't have to imagine. Become the girl you've always dreamt of!
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Evil_Evil_Evil_
10/29/17 3:39:30 PM
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i wouldnt want to be a girl. i cant imagine how much i would have to go through if i get pregnant. also there's a bigger fear of rape when you walk alone at night.
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Grindcorp9000
10/29/17 3:42:07 PM
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It's 2017. If you want to be a girl you can.
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Returning_CEmen
10/29/17 3:45:38 PM
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>Watch Harvey Weinstein masturbate a couple of times
>Gets role of a lifetime
>Wins Oscar
>Make Millions
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Samurontai
10/29/17 3:46:59 PM
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Tadamoto32 posted...
Samurontai posted...
If sex is the most important thing in the world to you, sure

At this point it is.


That's sad, but understandable for some I guess
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ShotOJameson
10/29/17 3:50:01 PM
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everyone itt turn in your man cards
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Funbazooka
10/29/17 3:52:50 PM
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Tadamoto32 posted...
Basically life on easy mode
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Grindcorp9000
10/29/17 3:53:27 PM
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Only things that would be easier is living as a black man.
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gunplagirl
10/29/17 3:54:51 PM
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Grindcorp9000 posted...
It's 2017. If you want to be a girl you can.

Finally somebody else gets it
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Lonestar2000
10/29/17 3:59:26 PM
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I wouldn't get anything done because I would be busy playing with my boobs all the time.
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chollima
10/29/17 4:01:55 PM
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Life as a 5/10 female:

Wake up to 23 text messages waiting to be answered on your phone. Check your email/facebook/twitter and have 295 likes on that new selfie you took of yourself. You want more attention though, so you shower up, put some clothes on, put on the makeup, and snap a quick selfie of yourself that you quickly upload to facebook. Maybe this one will get you even more likes.

Get on the bus, and several men stand up to give you their seat. Meanwhile your phone is rattling with text messages of several white knights, two alpha studs, and your best friend who wants to go shopping. You get hit on by a nice guy on the bus who is slightly above average looking, but not good enough so you friendzone him before he asks for your number. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. You grit your teeth at how unfair women have it. Men are pigs!

You check your facebook and you have 113 likes for your selfie (don't worry, it's still midday). You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 men and several women come over to help you and ask you if you are ok and if they could help you walk to your destination. You refuse, and check on your cell phone. Sally is bitching about Maggie, and although you hate them both, they are your best friends and you love it when they talk **** about each other to you, cause you love the drama.

After walking past a parade of men at work who tell you how amazing and pretty you are, you meet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.

After that, you meet up with your girlfriends to go clubbing. You are hit on by an uncountable amount of men, and after using several of them for free drinks, you ditch them and start dancing with your girlfriends. Several more average looking guys try to dance with you. Even a manlet tries to dance, and you laugh him off. Finally, you run into two hot guys and they start grinding up against you and your girlfriend. You leave the dance floor and go make out with one of them for awhile. Your fat girlfriend comes over to **** block you (after all, the night is still young) and you leave him to go find other hotter studs.

You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. Who cares though, you're an indepdent woman, and men should learn to love women with curves. You gossip and take some more selfies with your girlfriends in the bathroom, then you head back out to the dance floor.

As you dance some more, some fat of yours rubs up on another woman from another group, and she gets pissed. You throw your drink on her, and thousands of white knights come to aid both sides. The bouncer would kick you out, but you are unaccountable for your actions, since, after all, you are a woman.

A guy that looks like Brad Pitt comes over to talk to you. Sure, he's alright, but he's probably only 5'10 and not that cute. You make out with a few men, until you find a guy that looks like Thor who you bring home. You ditch your friends and get ****ed by alpha dick."

In the morning you wake up to 38 text messages...and your selfie you uploaded yesterday had 374 likes! Today is going to be a good day!
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chollima
10/29/17 4:03:04 PM
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Life as a 5/10 male:

5/10 male:

Wake up to 2 text messages one from your mum one from your phone provider. Check your email/facebook/twitter of your oneitis and she has a few dozen guys whiteknighting her. You want some more attention from her so you shower up, put some clothes on, take some creatine and a protein shake and hit the gym hard. Maybe if I get shredded enough she will like me and then we can be together, you think to yourself to keep going as your chest burns on the third set of bench press.

Get on the bus back from the gym and your feeling confident thanks to your new pump. Meanwhile your oneitis is getting railed by Tyrone, and your forced to give up your seat for a 2/10 girl who thinks she's above you. You send a snapchat to your oneitis hoping she will notice your 15lbs of lean gains, truth is she couldn't care less you will always be scum to her no matter how much muscle or how low a bodyfat you get. Get off the bus, head to class, where the professor gives a lecture on how women have it so difficult in America and how there is still male privilege out there. Your forced to join the sloots and white knights in their chants of #yesallwomen.

You check your snapchat and your oneitis has not replied, don't worry it's only midday. You accidentally trip on your way to work and 29 women and several men all laugh at you despite being non lifting *******, I'll show them, you think to yourself.

After walking past a parade of women at work who look at you like inferior scum despite not one of them being more than a 6/10 themselves, you see a reply from your oneitis. She says that's cool, cod e for **** off I'm about tomeet up with Travis for a quickie. He's a drug dealer, but he has a motorcycle and plays drums in a band. Who cares if he still lives with his parents and he's 27? He's hot.

After that, you meet up with your friend to go clubbing. You hit on uncountable amount of women, and after buying several of them for free drinks, you get ditched and go home. You open up your oneitis Instagram and see her selfie with 297 likes, you fap to its a jizz, but then cry to yourself that she will never be yours and despite the fact she's on your mind 24/7 she never ever even contemplates your existence.

You notice in the bathroom that you've gained some weight. The lean gains are coming along nicely but the girls don't seem to care. You log onto bodybuilding.com and make some threads on the misc atleast they will understand what your going through. Finally you sleep and dream of the happy life you and your oneitis would live together.

You wake up the next morning to no new text messages but at least you have some killer DOMs in your chest.
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TrainerHilda
10/29/17 4:06:14 PM
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So much salt in that post I'm gonna print it out and shake it over my fries, oh my gosh... Please be a parody, please be a parody, please be a parody...
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/29/17 4:06:36 PM
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Oneitis? As in swelling/inflammation of "one" or something like that? I don't get it.
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chollima
10/29/17 4:08:17 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Oneitis? As in swelling/inflammation of "one" or something like that? I don't get it.

the one and only girl you are obsessed over
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yemmy
10/29/17 4:08:23 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
>Watch Harvey Weinstein masturbate a couple of times


Is this all Harvey Weinstein was doing to girls?

Not saying he isn't a sicko, but I thought he was actually raping them.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/29/17 4:14:14 PM
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chollima posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Oneitis? As in swelling/inflammation of "one" or something like that? I don't get it.

the one and only girl you are obsessed over


That is a really stupid term and it completely misuses the suffix -itis
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chollima
10/29/17 4:16:42 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
chollima posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Oneitis? As in swelling/inflammation of "one" or something like that? I don't get it.

the one and only girl you are obsessed over


That is a really stupid term and it completely misuses the suffix -itis


can't deny it being stupid, but it doesn't misuse the suffix, it has a well known use for comical afflictions
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Returning_CEmen
10/29/17 4:18:01 PM
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yemmy posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
>Watch Harvey Weinstein masturbate a couple of times


Is this all Harvey Weinstein was doing to girls?

Not saying he isn't a sicko, but I thought he was actually raping them.

I'm sure he made them have sex with him for roles, but a lot of the celebs mentioned he just flashed them and asked them to watch him jerk it.
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dr_zomberg
10/29/17 4:23:55 PM
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its wonderful for the most time.
except once a month.
feels like being stabbed with knives.
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Ouned
10/29/17 4:24:15 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
How would you react to dozens of guys online sending you creepy and perverted messages and dick pics?

Well you could choose a BF based who has the longest D or something.
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YoshitoKikuchi
10/29/17 4:36:59 PM
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Ouned posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
How would you react to dozens of guys online sending you creepy and perverted messages and dick pics?

Well you could choose a BF based who has the longest D or something.


lol
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/29/17 5:04:55 PM
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chollima posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
chollima posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Oneitis? As in swelling/inflammation of "one" or something like that? I don't get it.

the one and only girl you are obsessed over


That is a really stupid term and it completely misuses the suffix -itis


can't deny it being stupid, but it doesn't misuse the suffix, it has a well known use for comical afflictions


Which is in and of itself a misuse.
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Kanaya413
10/29/17 5:12:51 PM
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It's okay I guess
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metralo
10/29/17 5:20:17 PM
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Kisai
10/29/17 5:24:22 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Can you imagine life as a girl?

That's all I can do, unfortunately.
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gunplagirl
10/29/17 5:50:53 PM
#39:


TrainerHilda posted...
So much salt in that post I'm gonna print it out and shake it over my fries, oh my gosh... Please be a parody, please be a parody, please be a parody...

You already know it's serious
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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/29/17 5:54:22 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
TrainerHilda posted...
So much salt in that post I'm gonna print it out and shake it over my fries, oh my gosh... Please be a parody, please be a parody, please be a parody...

You already know it's serious


Where is it from? I see a lot of long story posts these days that are taken from other sites.
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gunplagirl
10/29/17 6:09:59 PM
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That's just it, while it might be a copy pasta there's tons of incels on this board who hate and envy women.
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AlephZero
10/29/17 6:12:18 PM
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the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick
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ssj3vegeta
10/29/17 6:14:35 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi
10/30/17 12:44:44 PM
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bump
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Romulox28
10/30/17 12:47:47 PM
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mods, please sticky this topic.
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Drasilor
10/30/17 12:56:48 PM
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Funbazooka posted...
Tadamoto32 posted...
Basically life on easy mode

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Solid Snake07
10/30/17 12:57:31 PM
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I'd just block them
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chollima
10/30/17 1:12:50 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
chollima posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
chollima posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Oneitis? As in swelling/inflammation of "one" or something like that? I don't get it.

the one and only girl you are obsessed over


That is a really stupid term and it completely misuses the suffix -itis


can't deny it being stupid, but it doesn't misuse the suffix, it has a well known use for comical afflictions


Which is in and of itself a misuse.


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