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DevsBro 11/02/17 9:00:38 AM #1: |
Starting from the beginning of the year. If your favorite holiday isn't listed, It's because your favorite holiday is insignificant.
New Year's Day: 4/10. You get the day off work, but not a lot else going for it. MLK Day: 6/10. You get the day off work (except at that one job I had at a CA-based company) and has a good meaning. Not much to do though. Groundhog Day: 0/10. No day off, and it's dedicted to superstitious people. Plus the stupid b**** always declares more winter because he's a dick. Valentine's Day: 2/10. No day off, and redundant if you're worth anything as a spouse. Plus the candy sucks. St. Patrick's Day: 3/10. No day off, and who was this guy again? Whatever, wearing green is kinda fun I guess. Easter: 8/10. Really should be bigger than Christmas for meaning reasons. But it is what it is. Pastel colors are the worst but bonus points for chocolate bunnies. Cinco de Mayo: 3/10. No day off. Mother's Day: 6/10. Hanging out with mom is cool but moms really do have the worst taste in everything. Loses points for also being mother-in-law's Day. Father's Day: 7/10. Hanging out with dad is cool. Independence Day: 9/10. Fireworks and good food. A day off of work. Only thing is fighting traffic to find a spot to watch said fireworks. Labor Day: 5/10. You get a day off. National Cheeseburger Day: 10/10. No day off work, but this really just helps because you're closer to the places that sell cheeseburgers and there are lots of people to ask to go with you. Columbus Day: 0/10. No day off, and dedicated to a freaking moron. Where os Vespucci Day? Halloween: 6/10. No day off, but has fun festivities and traditions. Thanksgiving: 8/10. Two days off, good cause, lots of food, but you're going to end up upsetting someone when you choose to go to one of your other families' "noon, day of" get together. Black Friday: 9/10. Lines suck but this the deals OMG. Plus, one of thise Thanksgiving days off work. Christmas: 7/10. You get off work, exchange presents but the Thanksgiving dilemma applies and in much greater effect. Plus you're sick of it a whole month before it even happens. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hummer 2 11/02/17 9:02:10 AM #2: |
You know you're on CE when National Cheeseburger Day gets a 10 and Cinco de Mayo gets a 3
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awesome999 11/02/17 9:02:30 AM #3: |
DevsBro posted...
Independence Day: 9/10. DevsBro posted... National Cheeseburger Day: 10/10 How to spot an American --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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josifrees 11/02/17 9:03:12 AM #4: |
Chocolate bunnies are shit. Pretty sure Jesus rose from the dead just to get away from them
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DevsBro 11/02/17 9:03:43 AM #5: |
Oh and I forgot New Year's Eve: 7/10. Fun parties.
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flat_tyre 11/02/17 9:03:49 AM #6: |
Anything but a 10/10 for Christmas is blasphemy!
Having said that, I can understand why people get sick of it, because of the aggressive marketing... --- < < < A BOOTS WAS PILFERED! > > > - Fire Emblem ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hummer 2 11/02/17 9:06:37 AM #8: |
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National Cheeseburger Day sounds like something I need to start celebrating. your fat ass already celebrates it daily ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 11/02/17 9:11:44 AM #10: |
National Cheeseburger Day is September 18th.
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DevsBro 11/02/17 9:16:09 AM #11: |
You know you're on CE when National Cheeseburger Day gets a 10 and Cinco de Mayo gets a 3 How do you celebrate Mexican Independence Day? I don't know anyone who does. Well, actually I probably do. But I've never asked. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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