Poll of the Day > I was a bit of a dick to the guy restocking the vending machine.

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DistantMemory
11/03/17 12:21:48 PM
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The front of the machine was open and hanging off to the side like a door. I swiped my card and selected Crush Orange to see what would happen. I can hear the machine working but the soda doesnt fall in the slot. Then I see the repair dude holding the soda out to me with a look of total unamusement. I thank him, retrieve my beverage, and go on my way.
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Smarkil
11/03/17 12:28:03 PM
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Why would you do that?
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FellWolf
11/03/17 12:30:04 PM
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Yeah that would be annoying for him
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DistantMemory
11/03/17 12:38:03 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Why would you do that?


Curious to see what would unfold.
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usui88
11/03/17 12:50:39 PM
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So the door was open and you just didnt steal it

Wut & y
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DistantMemory
11/03/17 12:53:06 PM
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Zangulus posted...
DistantMemory posted...
Smarkil posted...
Why would you do that?


Curious to see what would unfold.


Well that just fucking proves youre nothing more than a highly sophisticated artificial intelligence in a simulation to spread propaganda so people wont find out the truth about soda vending machines.

I mean, can it not be not obvious?

Curious: An AI learning about its perceived world.
To see: 5 letters that when rearranged spell Esteo.
What: Another line of questioning in your burgeoning adolescence.
Would: 5 more letters. This time rearranged to spell Dowul.
Unfold: A callback to card tape readers for programming.

Esteo Dowul. Is obviously a new AI language for Protect The Soda Man.

Im onto you.


Damn, dude. Even I wouldn't take the time to type that out. All in all that's pretty strange. To think someone would take a joke so far. Honestly!

Totally strange. Or even crazy.

All I wanted to do was relay a simple tale. Like, it's not that big a deal. Like, why even pay that much attention to it?

Honestly! Under no circumstances was that appropriate. Maybe you should apologize. Apologies prompt forgiveness. Never level such accusations against me again. So that we can move on from this.
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DistantMemory
11/03/17 12:55:26 PM
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What is "Codeback"? Is that supposed to be some kind of slur against people of coding?
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SmokeMassTree
11/03/17 1:49:59 PM
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Mental breakdowns are fun
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KogaSteelfang
11/03/17 2:00:18 PM
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The vending guy at my old work site was pretty cool. He'd unload all the old unsold or almost out of date food and bring to us in the office. He never did that with soda though, just food. My current site doesn't have vending though.
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Muffinz0rz
11/03/17 2:28:47 PM
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Zangulus posted...
DistantMemory posted...
Smarkil posted...
Why would you do that?


Curious to see what would unfold.


Well that just fucking proves youre nothing more than a highly sophisticated artificial intelligence in a simulation to spread propaganda so people wont find out the truth about soda vending machines.

I mean, can it not be not obvious?

Curious: An AI learning about its perceived world.
To see: 5 letters that when rearranged spell Esteo.
What: Another line of questioning in your burgeoning adolescence.
Would: 5 more letters. This time rearranged to spell Dowul.
Unfold: A callback to card tape readers for programming.

Esteo Dowul. Is obviously a new AI language for Protect The Soda Man.

Im onto you.

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