Poll of the Day > This 28 y/o FURRY Christian Teacher who Loves XBOX was busted for BITING a KID!

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Full Throttle
11/03/17 8:48:48 PM
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Have you ever dressed up like an animal before?


28 y/o Christian Daycare Taacher who describes herself as a FURRY was arrested for BITING a 2 y/o boy on the cheek!!

Heather Marcott, the scary heifer is facing a felony child cruelty charges for the assault on a child at Northlake Christian School in Louisiana

The boy's mom called police after picking him up and noticed he had a bite mark on his cheek..

At first, Heather said she accidentally caused it by hitting his face with her mouth but police said upon questioning, she sang like a canary and admitted to trying to take a bite out of him.

She said she became frustrated with his behaviour and suddenly bit him out of anger..

She has been swiftly fired for her disgusting behaviour

The school principal declined to make a further comment as this private christian school takes children as young as 6 weeks up to 12th grade and costs 7600 smackers a year!

Heather describes herself as a hardcore FURRY and a VIDEO GAMER who loves playing on her xbox and pc games!!

She proudly announced her hiring on FB as well writing "I will be an assistant teacher with the 2 year olds at Northlake Christian School. I feel overwhelmingly blessed to be granted this opportunity! i can't wait to see what God has in store for this new chapter in my life".

A furry is someone who enjoys dresseing up and behaving like animals...clearly her insatiable appetite for children kicked in after 3 months

Have you ever dressed up like an animal before?

Heather - Baloo

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/11/03/17/45FC2AA300000578-5046795-image-a-11_1509730911749.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/11/03/17/45F97FBE00000578-5046795-image-m-3_1509730295937.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/11/03/17/45FB36FD00000578-5046795-image-m-9_1509730815967.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/11/03/17/45FB370400000578-5046795-image-m-7_1509730806346.jpg

School -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/11/03/17/45FA438600000578-5046795-image-a-10_1509730828471.jpg
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TheWorstPoster
11/03/17 8:49:24 PM
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Does Halloween count?
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Mead
11/03/17 8:50:56 PM
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I try not to shit on people for their appearance but I can't help it this time that is a very ugly woman
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TheWorstPoster
11/03/17 8:53:37 PM
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Mead posted...
I try not to shit on people for their appearance but I can't help it this time that is a very ugly woman


Half of PotD would want her. The other half set their standards ridiculously high, and would refuse to date a girl who isn't Japanese, and doesn't look like a 12 year old despite being 30.
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Zeus
11/03/17 8:55:04 PM
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First off, ew at that photo. Second, why is the Xbox relevant? The furry thing is weird, but tons of people have gaming consoles and you mention that but not the fact she pc games.

Mead posted...
I try not to shit on people for their appearance but I can't help it this time that is a very ugly woman


*Gasp!* Misogyny on top of your misandry?! It's like a parade of sexual hatred =p Note: Parade of Sexual Hatred might be a good band name
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Cruddy_horse
11/03/17 9:11:42 PM
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Not really surprised, alot of furries are prrtty crazy. Also behaving or dressing up as animals isn't really a requirement for being a furry.
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TheWorstPoster
11/03/17 9:14:08 PM
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Cruddy_horse posted...
Not really surprised, alot of furries are prrtty crazy. Also behaving or dressing up as animals isn't really a requirement for being a furry.


So, do you dress up like a horse, or like horses by any chance?
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Golden Road
11/03/17 9:18:47 PM
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Mead posted...
I try not to shit on people for their appearance but I can't help it this time that is a very ugly woman

I think she looks nice. Then again, I also think she looks like my long-lost twin, so I might be biased.
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TheWorstPoster
11/03/17 9:19:25 PM
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Golden Road posted...

I think she looks nice. Then again, I also think she looks like my long-lost twin, so I might be biased.


What if she is your long-lost twin?
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Zeus
11/03/17 9:41:57 PM
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Golden Road posted...
Mead posted...
I try not to shit on people for their appearance but I can't help it this time that is a very ugly woman

I think she looks nice. Then again, I also think she looks like my long-lost twin, so I might be biased.


Twincest? Ick.
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Zeus
11/03/17 9:43:27 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
Have you ever dressed up like an animal before?


No, although I did wind up buying a werewolf mask for a party one year then wound up going as something else.
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Red_Frog
11/03/17 10:20:53 PM
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I'm just struggling to follow the train of thought.

Okay, there's a kid. Kids are annoying little shits. He's being a little shit. That's annoying. I... I'd better not slap the pint size fucker, no, that won't do. I know, I'll bite his face, because... because... I have absolutely no fucking idea what comes after the because.
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DistantMemory
11/03/17 10:49:54 PM
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Id tap that.
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Zeus
11/04/17 1:14:37 AM
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Red_Frog posted...
I'm just struggling to follow the train of thought.

Okay, there's a kid. Kids are annoying little shits. He's being a little shit. That's annoying. I... I'd better not slap the pint size fucker, no, that won't do. I know, I'll bite his face, because... because... I have absolutely no fucking idea what comes after the because.


Maybe she'd just had some bath salts?

DistantMemory posted...
Id tap that.


Because she has mattress-level cushioning?
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Dr_Kain
11/04/17 1:21:20 AM
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What, a Christian is a pedophile? NEVER!!
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Zeus
11/04/17 1:24:53 AM
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Literally nothing about this is sexual so your comment is weird at best. Not quite as weird as a teacher who likes to dress as an animal disciplining a child by biting, but weird just the same.
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Cruddy_horse
11/04/17 1:43:07 AM
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Dr_Kain posted...
What, a Christian is a pedophile? NEVER!!


What? This has nothing to do with pedophilia, this was just straight up assault.
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wwinterj25
11/04/17 4:39:04 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
Have you ever dressed up like an animal before?

Nope but I would.
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DistantMemory
11/04/17 9:56:40 AM
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Zeus posted...
Red_Frog posted...
I'm just struggling to follow the train of thought.

Okay, there's a kid. Kids are annoying little shits. He's being a little shit. That's annoying. I... I'd better not slap the pint size fucker, no, that won't do. I know, I'll bite his face, because... because... I have absolutely no fucking idea what comes after the because.


Maybe she'd just had some bath salts?

DistantMemory posted...
Id tap that.


Because she has mattress-level cushioning?


Ive seen some really funny mattress jokes on here. This was not one of them. I acknowledge your effort, however.
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Dr_Kain
11/04/17 10:41:07 AM
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Cruddy_horse posted...
Dr_Kain posted...
What, a Christian is a pedophile? NEVER!!


What? This has nothing to do with pedophilia, this was just straight up assault.


But it is okay to call every Muslim a terrorist?
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