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Pepys Monster
11/07/17 12:17:43 AM
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Do you know a single guy who has been laid because of Tinder? I don't.
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billcom6
11/07/17 12:18:13 AM
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Me.
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Pepys Monster
11/07/17 12:20:37 AM
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billcom6 posted...
Me.

It must be nice to be an 10/10 6'0" male model. Because regular guys are out of luck.
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C_Pain
11/07/17 12:22:40 AM
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You sound like an incel TC.
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Pepys Monster
11/07/17 12:23:10 AM
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C_Pain posted...
You sound like an incel TC.

I actually turn down BBWs all the time, so I'm a volcel.
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Kitt
11/07/17 12:24:31 AM
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My friend's roommates is this 5'5" chubby, dumpy looking dude who has been banging this (not very good looking) girl he met from Tinder.
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DarkChozoGhost
11/07/17 12:29:11 AM
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Me
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Mal_Fet
11/07/17 12:29:11 AM
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Step 1: Cut the bullshit and diet until you got a 6 pack

Step 2: Do some calisthenics in the meantime

Step 3: Get a fake tan and get at least three good pictures of you appearing to have fun (while shirtless)

Congratulations, you will now acquire Tinder pussy
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Pepys Monster
11/07/17 12:30:34 AM
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Mal_Fet posted...
Step 1: Cut the bulls*** and diet until you got a 6 pack

I already do.

Mal_Fet posted...
Step 2: Do some calisthenics in the meantime

I did 90 push-ups today.

Mal_Fet posted...
Step 3: Get a fake tan and get tat least hree good pictures of you appearing to have fun (while shirtless)

Congratulations, you will now acquire Tinder p****

Too much effort.
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Turbam
11/07/17 12:32:40 AM
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This topic feels like fake news
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Hummer 2
11/07/17 12:35:11 AM
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Mal_Fet posted...
Step 1: Cut the bullshit and diet until you got a 6 pack

Step 2: Do some calisthenics in the meantime

Step 3: Get a fake tan and get at least three good pictures of you appearing to have fun (while shirtless)

Congratulations, you will now acquire Tinder pussy


nobody gets jacked by not eating and doing calisthenics
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Mal_Fet
11/07/17 12:38:44 AM
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Hummer 2 posted...
Mal_Fet posted...
Step 1: Cut the bullshit and diet until you got a 6 pack

Step 2: Do some calisthenics in the meantime

Step 3: Get a fake tan and get at least three good pictures of you appearing to have fun (while shirtless)

Congratulations, you will now acquire Tinder pussy


nobody gets jacked by not eating and doing calisthenics

The goal is abs. Without those, you lose the Tinder game no matter how jacked you are.
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Prestoff
11/07/17 12:39:47 AM
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Wait I thought Tinder was just for dating? Or unless I'm getting it mixed up with a different dating app. There's so much out there I get confused.
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thrashmetal14
11/07/17 12:46:47 AM
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Im not the best looking dude ever, but Ive had girlfriends hotter than the girls I match with on tinder. I almost feel like its a waste of time and I should just keep to irl dating.
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itachi15243
11/07/17 12:48:08 AM
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Me
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iLikeMtnDew
11/07/17 12:49:14 AM
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Lost my virginity to a girl from tinder (she's my girlfriend now)
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SIFAV7
11/07/17 12:57:21 AM
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I've gotten laid off tinder. One while work related travel in LA. Met this really cute girl that was super shy. Wasn't even planning on sleeping with her but we ended up back at my hotel. I felt bad because I lost her info.

Then I picked up a doctor back home, she just wanted a one night stand, but called me again a couple of months later. She would have been a good fuck buddy but then she got weird on me. She's on a two year project so she's leaving in January and didn't want to get attached but she was so lonely she didn't let me leave the second time. Then did a 180 when I asked her out again a week later and that was that.

I'm dating someone from tinder right now. It's an actual relationship though, haven't gotten laid yet which is a nice change of pace for the past couple of years.

Pretty good for 4 months I think. I wasn't on it too often and half the time it felt like a chore having to reply to braindead people. Those three I only went out with because they were really interesting not because I wanted to get laid. I figure if you genuinely put in the effort it can't be that hard.

Prestoff posted...
Wait I thought Tinder was just for dating? Or unless I'm getting it mixed up with a different dating app. There's so much out there I get confused.

As the second girl told me, tinder is for hookups
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masticatingman
11/07/17 1:00:57 AM
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thrashmetal14 posted...
Im not the best looking dude ever, but Ive had girlfriends hotter than the girls I match with on tinder. I almost feel like its a waste of time and I should just keep to irl dating.


Girls especially really react to a certain charisma or facial features that only become apparent in meeting in real life. Still physical stuff but it can be hard to get across in a few pics online.
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Kelystic
11/07/17 1:03:46 AM
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Syntheticon
11/07/17 1:05:55 AM
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Mal_Fet posted...
Step 1: Cut the bullshit and diet until you got a 6 pack

Step 2: Do some calisthenics in the meantime

Step 3: Get a fake tan and get at least three good pictures of you appearing to have fun (while shirtless)

Congratulations, you will now acquire Tinder pussy

Or, just don't be ugly out loud and have a clever/funny profile. It worked fine for me.
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DocDelicious
11/07/17 1:19:34 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
billcom6 posted...
Me.

It must be nice to be an 10/10 6'0" male model. Because regular guys are out of luck.

Also me.

I'm 5'7", less than 130lbs, wear glasses, work night shift, am a smoker, and don't have a degree.

What the fuck is your excuse now?
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DarkChozoGhost
11/07/17 1:19:39 AM
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iLikeMtnDew posted...
Lost my virginity to a girl from tinder (she's my girlfriend now)

lol if you marry her
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Prestoff
11/07/17 1:23:55 AM
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SIFAV7 posted...

As the second girl told me, tinder is for hookups


Well I'm mistaken then. Glad I never did online dating, I would probably suck at it because I'm a short nerdy asian.
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Pepys Monster
11/07/17 1:27:11 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
billcom6 posted...
Me.

It must be nice to be an 10/10 6'0" male model. Because regular guys are out of luck.

Also me.

I'm 5'7", less than 130lbs, wear glasses, work night shift, am a smoker, and don't have a degree.

What the fuck is your excuse now?

Impossible. Unless you're going for BBWs.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
11/07/17 1:58:38 AM
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I mean I only used if for a month and banged a couple chicks.

My friend was much better looking and banged 1 or 2 a week.
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metralo
11/07/17 2:06:24 AM
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DocDelicious
11/07/17 2:26:24 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
DocDelicious posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
billcom6 posted...
Me.

It must be nice to be an 10/10 6'0" male model. Because regular guys are out of luck.

Also me.

I'm 5'7", less than 130lbs, wear glasses, work night shift, am a smoker, and don't have a degree.

What the fuck is your excuse now?

Impossible. Unless you're going for BBWs.

Nope. My max is 160lbs and that's really, really pushing it.
I have fairly high standards, really.
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KobeSystem
11/07/17 2:47:20 AM
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9GhUxwl

in the middle. literally blew me in public next to my car @.@
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Pepys Monster
11/07/17 2:49:48 AM
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Something isn't adding up here. Why are there so many Chads on GameFAQs.com?
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Tadamoto33
11/07/17 2:52:00 AM
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100 percent agree with TC. Tinder is absolutely worthless for the average looking guy.
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jayj420
11/07/17 2:56:32 AM
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Wow you can't get laid on Tinder?

You need to lower your standards, swipe yes and hope for some slut.
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apocalyptic_4
11/07/17 2:56:51 AM
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I met my last girlfriend on tinder and banged 2 other girls on there before I dated the other one.

That was a month after downloading it in 2015.
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Pepys Monster
11/07/17 2:56:57 AM
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Tadamoto33 posted...
100 percent agree with TC. Tinder is absolutely worthless for the average looking guy.

Thankfully, there's real life. Even regular dating sites, which aren't great, work 100% better than Tinder if you're anything less than a 10/10 Adonis.
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Pepys Monster
11/07/17 2:59:00 AM
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jayj420 posted...
Wow you can't get laid on Tinder?

You need to lower your standards, swipe yes and hope for some slut.

I don't need to lower my standards. I can kiss and cuddle with beautiful women I've met in real life. Why would I accept a BBW from Tinder? Face it, the app is trash.
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