Current Events > Kenyan Official: Homosexual Lions Learned It From Copying Gay Tourists

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CiIantro
11/07/17 9:11:07 AM
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Cheater87
11/07/17 9:11:47 AM
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This is why education is needed in places.
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AlisLandale
11/07/17 9:14:25 AM
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Cheater87 posted...
This is why education is needed in places.


Yeah. Can't believe Kenya figured this out before we did.
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awesome999
11/07/17 9:16:00 AM
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American people have said stupider stuff

See: the American president

Let's not act holier than thou
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KStateKing17
11/07/17 9:37:11 AM
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Lmfao
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eston
11/07/17 9:37:45 AM
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yusiko
11/07/17 9:38:31 AM
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eston posted...
Why are gay tourists having sex in front of the lions


the real question is why arent straight tourists?
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Chad-Henne
11/07/17 9:38:39 AM
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pinky0926
11/07/17 9:38:52 AM
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Interesting story from when I lived in Kenya. I remember our maid finding our vacuum flask and asking what it does.

My dad said "well, it keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold".

She paused for a minute and examined it before asking "how does it know?"

Can't fault her for asking that but it's Interesting how logic works when education is poor.
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NibeIungsnarf
11/07/17 9:39:29 AM
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The things they believe in Obama's home country...
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SageHarpuia
11/07/17 9:40:50 AM
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eston posted...
Why are gay tourists having sex in front of the lions

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eston
11/07/17 9:40:51 AM
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yusiko posted...
eston posted...
Why are gay tourists having sex in front of the lions


the real question is why arent straight tourists?

I'd wager this guy will be out there reeducating those lions personally
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apolloooo
11/07/17 9:41:50 AM
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Chad-Henne posted...
I thought these were Lions, not copycats

Underrated post
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mattnd2007
11/07/17 9:43:30 AM
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So that story talks about how anal exams to check if men are having butt sex. What exactly are they looking for in there that suggests butt sex?
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FF_Redux
11/07/17 9:44:29 AM
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pinky0926
11/07/17 9:46:58 AM
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mattnd2007 posted...
So that story talks about how anal exams to check if men are having butt sex. What exactly are they looking for in there that suggests butt sex?


I'm assuming they're checking for glitter around the anal cavity or something.
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SageHarpuia
11/07/17 9:48:03 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
So that story talks about how anal exams to check if men are having butt sex. What exactly are they looking for in there that suggests butt sex?


I'm assuming they're checking for glitter around the anal cavity or something.

10/10
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Dragonblade01
11/07/17 9:52:50 AM
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So that's why the frogs here are gay.
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Perfectman
11/09/17 2:24:25 AM
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This is comic material, rofl.
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DocDelicious
11/09/17 2:26:15 AM
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It is a sickness
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armandro
11/09/17 2:26:16 AM
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You guys will believe everything you read
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NeonOctopus
11/11/17 4:21:44 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Cheater87 posted...
This is why education is needed in places.


Yeah. Can't believe Kenya figured this out before we did.

lmao
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CarlGrimes
11/11/17 4:29:11 AM
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eston posted...
Why are gay tourists having sex in front of the lions

Assert dominance
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Foppe
11/11/17 4:34:52 AM
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https://m.imgur.com/gallery/CgGsckn
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MacadamianNut3
11/13/17 3:57:20 AM
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Cheater87 posted...
This is why education is needed in places.

Also applies to America too since we are 4 days removed from elected politicians defending pedophilia because "Mary was also a teenager"
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sylverlolol
11/13/17 4:00:23 AM
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do the lions also eat the poo poo
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UnfairRepresent
11/13/17 4:02:21 AM
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Tipp tge day i die i will never understand why people are so weird about homosexuals
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Kaiganeer
11/13/17 4:03:11 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Cheater87 posted...
This is why education is needed in places.


Yeah. Can't believe Kenya figured this out before we did.

LOL
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Polycosm
11/13/17 4:18:06 AM
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Chad-Henne posted...
I thought these were Lions, not copycats

damn, I need to up my dad-joke game.
10/10
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RickyTheBAWSE
11/13/17 5:00:42 AM
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lions aint been the same since Cecil got killed
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knutjob
11/13/17 5:09:38 AM
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mattnd2007 posted...
So that story talks about how anal exams to check if men are having butt sex. What exactly are they looking for in there that suggests butt sex?


Another man's penis
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GiggetySplicer
11/17/17 2:08:11 AM
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knutjob posted...

Another man's penis
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CADE FOSTER
11/17/17 2:09:33 AM
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frogman_295
11/17/17 2:12:59 AM
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Dragonblade01 posted...
So that's why the frogs here are gay.

its chemicals in the water bro
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Alucard188
11/17/17 2:14:19 AM
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dey eat da poopoo
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ShinigamiSoul
11/17/17 2:14:52 AM
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knutjob posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
So that story talks about how anal exams to check if men are having butt sex. What exactly are they looking for in there that suggests butt sex?


Another man's penis

Somehow detached and nested in the anal cavity
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UnfairRepresent
11/17/17 1:07:26 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
knutjob posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
So that story talks about how anal exams to check if men are having butt sex. What exactly are they looking for in there that suggests butt sex?


Another man's penis

Somehow detached and nested in the anal cavity

Some insects do that
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OpheliaAdenade
11/17/17 1:26:27 PM
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I think they do anal exams to see how dirty your butt is because gay people have sparkly clean colons from all the douching they do. :v You don't want to get poo everywhere when you have sex.

It must take a lot of work to get your butt that clean.
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UnfairRepresent
11/17/17 1:32:06 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
I think they do anal exams to see how dirty your butt is because gay people have sparkly clean colons from all the douching they do. :v You don't want to get poo everywhere when you have sex.

It must take a lot of work to get your butt that clean.

If you say so. Its gonna get pooey
again pretty quickly
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Y2J0sHBK_GB
11/17/17 1:38:07 PM
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I mean, are any of you guys actually
Gonna prove him wrong?
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philsov
11/17/17 1:47:19 PM
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but lions have always had pride
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CiIantro
11/17/17 7:20:46 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
It must take a lot of work to get your butt that clean.

It does.
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YourDrunkFather
11/17/17 7:26:13 PM
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My wife's cousin's husband is from Kenya and ya, they have some pretty wacky beliefs
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