Current Events > Scenario: You are given a .50 cal rifle and a machete to hunt this pokemon

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What will you be hunting?

I got Ledyba. That fucker's gonna die
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Kingdra. No chance.
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Togetic
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You are given a .50 cal rifle

I can't see myself losing in any scenario unless we're talking about a ghost Pokemon or something like Onyx.
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Magby
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Shroomish

I could do it. But I wouldn't. Shroomish evolves into one of my all time favorites and while I have no issue with responsible hunters, I could never hunt anything myself.
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Gyrados mega. I guess my only advantage is I could theoretically hit him from three miles away but at that distance idk if that 50 is gonna have enough force to punch through his skin.
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rip Igglybuff
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#701 - Hawlucha

It's only 47 pounds, so if it tries to attack me, it dies by machete. I'll use a gun for when it's flying. I probably trade the .50 cal for a smaller caliber rifle that I can handle better. I want something with a high capacity magazine because I'll probably miss a lot.

I'd win 8/10 if I can find the Hawlucha, but I don't know how to track Pokemon. I'm not sure it's even possible to track a flying Pokemon.
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Donphan. I mean, it could be worse. It'd be like hunting a super boar
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Lmao, did it again and got Mewtwo.

Apparently I can't kill pokemon for shit
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Starly.

Easy hunt
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Tyranitar

I dont think a .50 Cal will kill it.
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Bronzong.

I'm fighting a fucking bell.
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Porygon

I don't remember anything about Pokemon, someone tell me my chances lol.
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Gamer99z posted...

Porygon

I don't remember anything about Pokemon, someone tell me my chances lol.

You're fine as long as you stay out of cyberspace.

I got Koffing, so I'm probably going to die of toxic fume inhalation.
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Solosis whatever the fuck that is. It looks harmless but it says it's psychic so I'd probably get killed before I can pull the trigger

Vespiquen

I've never even heard of that.
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#586 - Sawsbuck

50cal and a machete is a pretty inhumane way to hunt

Slakoth. Dont really know much about it but it looks like it should be pretty easy to take him down.
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Mega-Gengar

I'm fucked.
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#672 - Skiddo

I think I can take a tiny goat.
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Vileplume. Shit, just give me my 5.56 rifle and a breather, I got this.
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weapon_d00d816 posted...

You are given a .50 cal rifle

I can't see myself losing in any scenario unless we're talking about a ghost Pokemon or something like Onyx.

Half of all Pokemon could literally eat those bullets
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Totodile, fuckers gonna die
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Simipour, I think Im fine
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Gastly

...

Fuck.
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Giratina

Pretty sure I'm fucked
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Haunter. Lol, it would be my favorite pokemon.
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Misdriveus

fuck
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I'm going back in for round 2

Bisharp

welp
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Bronzor

lets go
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Luxray, easy kill.
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Azurill.
Im gonna pretend I was hunting a lapis or something and this little thing got in the way....
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SpoiltTrouser posted...

Totodile, fuckers gonna die

@Go_Totodile
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Mega Manectric

Fuck
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Whaaaaat the fuck
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I got Glameow
Not really in a shape to go hunting nor do I have any experience shooting stuff, but I like my odds
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#289 - Slaking
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Shedinja.

What type of attack can the .50 and the machete do?
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Snorlax, it dead
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***ing Dialga lmao. I'm done.
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Kabuto

Well, looks like my job is already done.
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Captain_CE posted...

Shedinja.

What type of attack can the .50 and the machete do?

.50 BMG has an effective combat range of just a hair over 2 miles, though there's probably less than 10 people in the world that can place a round where they want it 2 miles out. Used to penetrate light armor, and videos show a .50 AP/incin round able to fully penetrate a 4-cylinder aluminum engine block.
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Garchomp

lol rip me
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Braixen? Shit, got this. Ugly fucker is ded

*reroll for lulz*

Chansey... Not sure I could lose this even if I wanted to tbh.
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Gothitelle
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#386 - Deoxys-attack

dafuq is that?
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bladegash posted...

#386 - Deoxys-attack

dafuq is that?

Don't worry about it, you'll be dead before you even have time to realize you're at risk
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