Poll of the Day > Oh yeah getting my huge snus order today

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(snus is a swedish oral tobacco product that comes in pouches that is placed in the upper lip. spitting is not required).

Its like christmas morning waiting for the UPS guy to arrive. Its also hard to pick which one you open first and try.

So my selections this time are:

Byron White Portion
Gteborgs Rap Hjortron
Gteborgs Rap Lingon Portion
Gteborgs Rap Orig Large
Offroad Eucalyptus White
Odens 79 Extreme Portion
Thunder NRG Portion
Thunder Wintergreen Extra Strong White
General Ls (loose)
Odens Double Mint White
Offroad Gold Selection
Odens Clove Explosion White
Granit Blue White
Odens doublemint extreme WDP
Odens Kola Extreme
Siberia -80 Degrees
Siberia Brown Portion
Siberia Blue White Portion
Thunder Cool Mint
Thunder Frosted
General Onyx
Skruf Orginal White
WoW! Sunny Honey

So lets see, I have a variety of mint flavors, Cola, lingonberry, wintergreen, eucalyptus, energy drink, clove and then some other flavors i forget whats in them.

I also have several extremely strong varieties, thunder NRG and the Siberia Varieties are either the strongest snuses out there right now in terms of nicotine, or close. I love getting a huge nicotine buzz because it feels like youre drunk for like half an hour but none of the aspects of drinking, which is cool. One portion of Siberia and im buzzing my ass off in seconds. pretty neat.

i doubt anybody here cares but if there by chance happens to be a fellow snus user or person interested in trying reach out dogg

Damn, thats a lot of Snus.
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Well, since shipping can be a pain in the ass(like 25+ dollars usd) it really helps to buy in bulk sorta. If shipping was like 5bux i could see ordering smaller amounts.

im gonna tuck it away in my garage since its getting cold out so it oughtta stay fresh. would probably take a month if not more to consume all of it.

How many dosor of each?
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?? One can of each kind, though offroad gold I bought two of because its a budget brand but also really good.

Theres so much variety I kinda just buy new stuff each time, and i dont think ive ever had a bad snus(maybe didnt like the flavor but it wasnt actually terrible in terms of quality). some varieties i really enjoy like general onyx and byron(though they only had white not regular on this website) i bought again.

This time I am going to take notes on each one i think so when i order again ill remember which ones i liked and what flavors they had. For example, what the fuck is Hjortron? no clue.

When i see the word snus i think of snu snu
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Nope still a virgin.

but I am enjoying that sweet sweet tobacco pleasure!

Hjortron is a herb that produces edible fruits like raspberry.
It got multiple names in English depending on where you live, the most common ones are cloudberry, bakeapple, knotberry and knoutberry, aqpik or low-bush salmonberry (not to be confused with normal Salmonberry).
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sweet. thats cool

Are you swedish? I wouldnt mind having an interpreter next time I make an order. but that wouldnt be for months if not half a year from now.

Yeah, Im a Swede.
I can help you with translations if you want, but I dont use snus so I cant help you with reommendations.
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well thats okay.

So what does the word "beroendeframkallande" mean

is it the longest word in the language or what

I really hate how to be sold in the US the companies need to tape english warning labels on the cans because there isnt an english one on the can itself.

so peeling these off can be a pain in the ass and ruin the can, though I have heard using a hairdryer to heat to up can make the peeling easier and not as prone to damage

Ogurisama posted...

When i see the word snus i think of snu snu

Death by snus snus
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argonautweakend posted...

well thats okay.

So what does the word "beroendeframkallande" mean

is it the longest word in the language or what

It means addictive.
There are longer words. The longest official one built by multiple words (beroendeframkallande is built by beroende, addiction, and framkallande, inducing) that actually has been used is a whopping 130 characters.
The longest singleword word is only 20 I think.
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One time I decided to go balls to the wall and stick in three siberia snus portions in my mouth at once. These are some of the strongest on the market and just one can give an experienced snus user a mega buzz.

I threw up.

The European Union banned snus 24 years ago.
Sweden got an exception when they joined two years later, and has been fighting to lift the ban since then.
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it seems kinda weird its banned in some places since its been proven to be one of the safest(but not 100% harm free) ways to consume tobacco/nicotine. lung cancer rates in sweden are some of the lowest in europe because the people there arent smoking as much but snusing.

well thats politics for ya. doesnt have to make sense.

Death by snus snus.
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I'm just here to say get rid of the nicotine habit as soon as you can.
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Healthier than Cigs?
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If you wanted to get addicted to a scandanavian product, you should have chosen salmiak

Addiction is a bitch so you might want to quit now while you're ahead

You should vape instead
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Always weird to see something Swedish being discussed here.
I work with a guy that snusar(snuses?). It's mostly loosesnus and he sticks it on unusual places or just throw it out the carwindow when he's done with one prilla/piece.
Sometimes, pieces of the prilla gets stuck on his fingers and he smears it all around inside the car.
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MY dad chews, not snus but snuff, before all his teeth was removed it was funny too look at his little teeth, like his front ones we're barely the size of a matchstick head lulz.
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and apparently snuff is the wrong term or something, snuff you sniff or inhale, lulz wtf? Who enjoys smelling tobacco!
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There was that one weird guy who's gimmick was to talk about his love of snorting tobacco
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well ive used nasal snuff before. i did talk about it but i dont know if i ever loved it or mentioned it in those terms.

and yes, snus is healthier than cigs. not harm free but fairly safe. swedish snus is classified as a food product is each swedish snus is held to the gothiatek standard which is a quality standard for snus. in swedish snus you wont find the myriad of chemicals american dip has or cigs. you can even write or mail these companies and theyll tell you whats inside em.

nasal is finely ground snuff you sniff, not snort like cocaine. some varieties smell really good. its just an alternative to get nic without smoking or chewing. ive heard its pretty safe but i cant confirm

also i guess salmiak is licorice? like candy? there are a lot of salmiak flavored snuses but im not a fan of the flavor

Salmiak is salty licorice basically..
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ReggieTheReckless posted...

If you wanted to get addicted to a scandanavian product, you should have chosen salmiak

Addiction is a bitch so you might want to quit now while you're ahead

Pretty much spot on. Even when you quit something, you just substitute it with something else for the rest of your life. I can't function without some type of water or other beverage near me.
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The Lancet, a British medical journal, published an article about smoking.
883 000 died because of passive smokng in 2016.
6,3 millions died because of smoking.
Snus... they couldnt find a single death related to snus.
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I didnt know zero deaths but I knew it was one of the safest ways to consume tobacco/nicotine out there.

Plus, again, it tastes great.

Ive tried several so far, my favorite might be WOW! sunny honey. nice honey flavor but not overbearing at all. very tasty.

offroad gold is good, though ive had it before and liked it.

thunder NRG has a ton of nic in it and has a red bull taste. i like it.

thunder frosted was okay, need more time to get used to it

RAPE(i consented) lingonberry was okay but again need more time to get used to it.

i havent made too much progress.

Also as Ive said I love the siberia with the extremely high nicotine content, but i cant do it every day. too much.

BUT once in a while it feels good to get a huge megabuzz and beat off. I'd recommend it to any whacky sickos like me out there

Speaking of snus I have somewhat funny story.

So back when I was younger I started receiving Marlboro magazines, coupons, leaflets, etc. I have NO IDEA why I was getting these and I have never smoked, chewed tobacco, etc. They just started showing up one day and still continue to this day at my parent's place. My dad just gives the coupons to neighbors who do smoke.

Anyway, about a year or so after I started getting these leaflets in the mail I got a call from some guy who was conducting a survey on the use of tobacco, so I obliged him.

The conversation went a little like this:

Him: "How long have you smoked?"
Me: "Umm, I don't smoke"
Him: "Does anybody in your household smoke?"
Me: "Nooooo....."
Him: "Are you sure you don't smoke?"
Me: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure I don't smoke"
Him: "Chewing tobacco, vaping, nothing? Are you sure??"
Me: "Yeah, I don't do any of that, I'm positive."
Him: "Not even snus????!!!!!" (He said this like he was desperate that I tell him that I did some form of tobacco, like his life depended on it or something)

Now, lets pause here. I had never heard of snus in my entire life up until this point so I had no idea what the hell that was.

Me: "I don't even know what that is!!!"
Him: *silence*
Me: *hangs up phone*

I don't know why but I still find that exchange really hilarious.

Your straight edginess costed him his job.

smdh...