Current Events > You obtained a real-life Zelda item in the mail today! Select a number from 1-18

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#1. Fire Rod


Shoots concentrated fireballs. No limit.

#2. Roc's Cape


Allows you to jump great heights and glide in the air until you touch the ground.

#3. Ocarina of Time


Allows you to play songs that have various effects, such as moving forward and backward through time, create a "save state" that you can go back to and retain memories from the future, change the time of day, summon rain storms, warp to certain locations that you set, slow down or speed up the current flow of time, and summon animals.

#4. Red Potions


Drinking this will invigorate you and instantly heal any physical wound or ailment that you have. You also learn the recipe for making as many potions as you'd like in the future, but you can only have one at any given time.

#5. Pegasus Boots


Increases your agility and reflexes greatly and allows you to run at high speeds. They can be disguised to look like any of your normal shoes.

#6. Lighting Rod


Shoots orbs of electricy. No limit.

#7. Power Bracelets


Wearing these will greatly increase your physical strength, allowing you to lift heavy objects such as cars and boulders with ease.

#8. Master Sword and Hylian Shield


The sword will always be sharp and never dull or break, and also has the ability to concentrate and shoot focused beams of light energy. The shield is incredibly durable and will never break, being able to withstand attacks and forces that are very strong.

#9. Zora Armor


Allows you to swim underwater with speed and ease, breathe underwater without any need for air, and withstand the enormous pressures of the deep sea. Cannot be disguised as other clothing, however.

#10. Four Sword


Allows you to create up to three duplicates of yourself, each having a distinguishing feature to set you all apart from the original. You can create these copies at will and can either be controlled directly, or separated with their own free will. When you merge with a copy, you retain any memories and experiences the copy had.

#11. Fairy in a Bottle


The fairy will resurrect you from any cause of death (except for old age) and fully restore your vigor. You only get one fairy, and it has to stay sealed in the bottle until you die, where the fairy will sense your death, remove itself from the bottle and resurrect you.

#12. Bow and Arrows


A powerful, accurate, unbreakable bow and a quiver with unlimited arrows that are razor sharp and can pierce almost anything, even dense metal.
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#13. Magic Armor


Wearing this armor makes you invulnerable to almost any kind of force or attack. It can also be disguised as any clothing that you own, and the clothing does not get affected by fire, wetness, tearing, etc. You can turn the invulnerability on or off at will, just think about it and done. But the invulnerability comes at a cost, you have to pay $1 for each second of invulnerability, which automatically comes out of your bank account as a random purchase or charitable donation. There is also a "debuff" period after turning invulnerability off, where you will briefly lose stamina and feel weak.

#14. Wind Waker


Allows you to play or "conduct" songs that have various properties, such as changing the direction of wind, the time of day, command statues to move however you want, and warp to any location you want. It also has a few attacking properties, such as being able to shoot lighting and create tornadoes.

#15. Ice Rod


Shoots concentrated blasts of frigid energy that instantly "freeze" whatever it touches. No limit.

#16. Bomb Bag


A pouch that can hold an unlimited amount of bombs. Regular bombs, water bombs designed for underwater environments, remote bombs, super-sized bombs, Bombchus and Bomblings that can be guided or track down certain enemies or objects.

#17. Shiekah Slate


An ancient tablet that allows you to see an interactive map of the world, instantly view any place on the Earth in real time, and teleport to any location on the planet. You also have a camera that takes "perfect" digital pictures that look like you are viewing whatever is capture on the image in real life. These digital pictures have no distinguishable flaws or pixellation and take up incredibly small amounts of memory. And of course, you get Runes. Bombs that you can remote detonate. Magnesis, which gives you control over metallic objects. Cryonis, the ability to freeze any body of water and create stepping stones or raise objects from under water. Stasis, which briefly freezes time for any object.

#18. Lens of Truth


When worn, allows you to see through solid objects, such as walls, floors, and everyday items such as clothing, playing cards, and scratch off tickets. The lens can be disguised as a regular pair of sunglasses or reading glasses.
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Can I see through clothes with the LoT?
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Picked 3, aw yis the Ocarina
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Sweet, a bow and arrow
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Alright.

3.
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Irony posted...

Can I see through clothes with the LoT?

Yes you can see a woman's lady parts and a man's dangalang.
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Wow I picked 8. First time I got good luck but this is meaningless anyway.
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Vicious_Dios posted...

Alright.

3.

Nice! I don't play Zelda games, but this shit is op. I'll take it.

Good topic and bad at the same time (makes life look like a drag once reality resets in).
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Cobra1010 posted...

Wow I picked 8. First time I got good luck but this is meaningless anyway.

Nah man you'll win any cosplay or costume contest instantly. Also makes for a killer wall decoration.
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3 always wins baby!
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the only Zelda item worth having in real life is the OoT.
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Fony posted...

the only Zelda item worth having in real life is the OoT.

A lot of these are "worth" having but time control is just too OP
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Got the bomb bag. It would be cool to have unlimited bombs. But I cant really just go around blowing everything up.
I could start up a demolition company I guess.
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4 has never let me down
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14. I'm not unhappy with that.
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16 Bomb Bag

I can do some damage.
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9.

That's pretty rad. I'd probably make use of it to visit coastal cities and stuff.
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5...I'm ok with this.
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nice, i now have super strength
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lightning rod fuck yes,

free energy to create my bitcoin mining farm
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16
I have become bomberman destroyer of walls.
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Lens of truth.
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Red potions, yay never getting sick again and most likely big pharma sending a hitman
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Nine
FUCK YES
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#8. Master Sword and Hylian Shield

Have no idea what that means.
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...

#8. Master Sword and Hylian Shield

Have no idea what that means.

You are a cosplay god among men.

And you can shoot sword beams. SWORD BEAMS!
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Red Potions

NICE

Xenozoa425 posted...

#7. Power Bracelets

Wearing these will greatly increase your physical strength, allowing you to lift heavy objects such as cars and boulders with ease.

pretty cool.
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