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Harpie 11/12/17 9:28:04 PM #1:	I work as a cashier. I was checking a guy and his friends out. Were were chatting about miscellaneous things when he asks me him: How old are you? me: 18 :) h: Omg me too! We should hang out sometime cutie, what's your phone number? m: uhhhhhh friend: Dude you're not 18, you're fucking 26 h: Dude don't be such a cockblock! Cmon, give me your number. Please? I think you're really cute me: Um sorry I don't date older guys yeah that's about it. Just thought it was funny, especially since he was buying beer so I would have had to see his ID anyways lmao --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890275511] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>I work as a cashier. I was checking a guy and his friends out. Were were chatting about miscellaneous things when he asks me him: How old are you? me: 18 :) h: Omg me too! We should hang out sometime cutie, what's your phone number? m: uhhhhhh friend: Dude you're not 18, you're fucking 26 h: Dude don't be such a cockblock! Cmon, give me your number. Please? I think you're really cute me: Um sorry I don't date older guys yeah that's about it. Just thought it was funny, especially since he was buying beer so I would have had to see his ID anyways lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 11/12/17 9:29:21 PM #2:	nice one Harpie, he dun goofed <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:890275575] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>nice one Harpie, he dun goofed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 11/12/17 9:30:27 PM #3:	Was he good looking doe --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:890275625] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>Was he good looking doe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drrobotniks 11/12/17 9:31:03 PM #4:	Keep it in a Harpie General. <cite>Drrobotniks posted [p:890275659] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>Keep it in a Harpie General.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/12/17 9:33:00 PM #5:	TheDarkCircle posted... nice one Harpie, he dun goofed Whoopsies ssj3vegeta posted... Was he good looking doe Yeah he was pretty cute. But he definitely did not look 18. Even if he did I still woulf have said no, because the last time I said yes it didn't end up well >.> Drrobotniks posted... Keep it in a Harpie General. no u --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890275756] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote>nice one Harpie, he dun goofed</quote> Whoopsies <cite>ssj3vegeta posted...</cite> <quote>Was he good looking doe</quote> Yeah he was pretty cute. But he definitely did not look 18. Even if he did I still woulf have said no, because the last time I said yes it didn't end up well >.> <cite>Drrobotniks posted...</cite> <quote>Keep it in a Harpie General.</quote> no u</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 11/12/17 9:33:30 PM #6:	why are you working as a cashier when you could just stream on twitch --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:890275787] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>why are you working as a cashier when you could just stream on twitch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/12/17 9:34:19 PM #7:	Damn_Underscore posted... why are you working as a cashier when you could just stream on twitch Because I cut off my assets about 10 months ago --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890275836] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>why are you working as a cashier when you could just stream on twitch</quote> Because I cut off my assets about 10 months ago</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 11/12/17 9:36:27 PM #8:	Harpie posted... Damn_Underscore posted... why are you working as a cashier when you could just stream on twitch Because I cut off my assets about 10 months ago what? --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:890275948] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>why are you working as a cashier when you could just stream on twitch</quote> Because I cut off my assets about 10 months ago</quote> what?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/12/17 9:37:22 PM #9:	Key posted... Harpie posted... Damn_Underscore posted... why are you working as a cashier when you could just stream on twitch Because I cut off my assets about 10 months ago what? Breast reduction, went from a 34J to a 34C/D --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890275987] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Key posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>why are you working as a cashier when you could just stream on twitch</quote> Because I cut off my assets about 10 months ago</quote> what?</quote> Breast reduction, went from a 34J to a 34C/D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrazyandLazy 11/12/17 9:37:35 PM #10:	m'lady please --- http://i.imgur.com/CFrXln7.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sUSvQ7v.gif FF15 is not my RPG! <cite>CrazyandLazy posted [p:890275993] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>m'lady please</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tadamoto35 11/12/17 9:39:12 PM #11:	Lame. What's the big deal if a guy is older? I'm older and I prefer younger girls. --- http://i.imgtc.com/GOunQGg.gif, http://tinyurl.com/yb54cmjm, http://i.imgtc.com/jyRq6FW.gif, http://i.imgtc.com/565zHA5.gif <cite>Tadamoto35 posted [p:890276091] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>Lame. What's the big deal if a guy is older? I'm older and I prefer younger girls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 11/12/17 9:39:33 PM #12:	Tadamoto35 posted... I'm older and I prefer younger girls. yikes <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:890276105] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote> I'm older and I prefer younger girls.</quote> yikes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackHorse6969 11/12/17 9:39:38 PM #13:	sounds like a fake story you made up tbh --- http://i.imgur.com/dMnyy10.jpg <cite>BlackHorse6969 posted [p:890276112] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>sounds like a fake story you made up tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/12/17 9:40:15 PM #14:	Tadamoto35 posted... Lame. What's the big deal if a guy is older? I'm older and I prefer younger girls. It's a little weird for me, especially since I feel younger than 18. I am not as mature as someone his age. That, and I've never dated period --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890276139] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote>Lame. What's the big deal if a guy is older? I'm older and I prefer younger girls.</quote> It's a little weird for me, especially since I feel younger than 18. I am not as mature as someone his age. That, and I've never dated period</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 11/12/17 9:41:11 PM #15:	Harpie posted... Breast reduction, went from a 34J to a 34C/D oh wow --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:890276191] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>Breast reduction, went from a 34J to a 34C/D</quote> oh wow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
soulunison2 11/12/17 9:41:14 PM #16:	He must have a potato fetish <cite>soulunison2 posted [p:890276194] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>He must have a potato fetish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/12/17 9:41:53 PM #17:	BlackHorse6969 posted... sounds like a fake story you made up tbh I guess it could. But it happened, and I'm posting about it because it's so unusual --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890276223] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlackHorse6969 posted...</cite> <quote>sounds like a fake story you made up tbh</quote> I guess it could. But it happened, and I'm posting about it because it's so unusual</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 11/12/17 9:42:03 PM #18:	Harpie posted... Yeah he was pretty cute. But he definitely did not look 18. Even if he did I still woulf have said no, because the last time I said yes it didn't end up well >.> Well at least you got a nice self esteem boost outta dis tbh --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:890276239] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah he was pretty cute. But he definitely did not look 18. Even if he did I still woulf have said no, because the last time I said yes it didn't end up well >.></quote> Well at least you got a nice self esteem boost outta dis tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 11/12/17 9:42:40 PM #19:	Tadamoto35 posted... Lame. What's the big deal if a guy is older? I'm older and I prefer younger girls. oh we know, tadamoto. we know. --- https://i.imgur.com/Iv5fRLt.gif <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:890276275] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote>Lame. What's the big deal if a guy is older? I'm older and I prefer younger girls.</quote> oh we know, tadamoto. we know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/12/17 9:43:21 PM #20:	ssj3vegeta posted... Harpie posted... Yeah he was pretty cute. But he definitely did not look 18. Even if he did I still woulf have said no, because the last time I said yes it didn't end up well >.> Well at least you got a nice self esteem boost outta dis tbh Yeah that's true, feels kinda nice :D --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890276318] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah he was pretty cute. But he definitely did not look 18. Even if he did I still woulf have said no, because the last time I said yes it didn't end up well >.></quote> Well at least you got a nice self esteem boost outta dis tbh</quote> Yeah that's true, feels kinda nice :D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tadamoto35 11/12/17 9:44:30 PM #21:	TheDarkCircle posted... Tadamoto35 posted... I'm older and I prefer younger girls. yikes I'm not attracted to women my age. They look older than I do. Plus most are used up (divorced, has kids, has had dozens of sex partners, loose vag, etc) --- http://i.imgtc.com/GOunQGg.gif, http://tinyurl.com/yb54cmjm, http://i.imgtc.com/jyRq6FW.gif, http://i.imgtc.com/565zHA5.gif <cite>Tadamoto35 posted [p:890276387] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote> I'm older and I prefer younger girls.</quote> yikes</quote> I'm not attracted to women my age. They look older than I do. Plus most are used up (divorced, has kids, has had dozens of sex partners, loose vag, etc)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/12/17 9:44:54 PM #22:	Tadamoto35 posted... TheDarkCircle posted... Tadamoto35 posted... I'm older and I prefer younger girls. yikes I'm not attracted to women my age. They look older than I do. Plus most are used up (divorced, has kids, has had dozens of sex partners, loose vag, etc) loose vagina's are a myth --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890276412] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote> I'm older and I prefer younger girls.</quote> yikes</quote> I'm not attracted to women my age. They look older than I do. Plus most are used up (divorced, has kids, has had dozens of sex partners, loose vag, etc)</quote> loose vagina's are a myth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 11/12/17 9:45:59 PM #23:	Tadamoto35 posted... TheDarkCircle posted... Tadamoto35 posted... I'm older and I prefer younger girls. yikes I'm not attracted to women my age. They look older than I do. Plus most are used up (divorced, has kids, has had dozens of sex partners, loose vag, etc) YIKES <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:890276459] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote> I'm older and I prefer younger girls.</quote> yikes</quote> I'm not attracted to women my age. They look older than I do. Plus most are used up (divorced, has kids, has had dozens of sex partners, loose vag, etc)</quote> YIKES</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 11/12/17 9:47:11 PM #24:	Tadamoto35 posted... TheDarkCircle posted... Tadamoto35 posted... I'm older and I prefer younger girls. yikes I'm not attracted to women my age. They look older than I do. Plus most are used up (divorced, has kids, has had dozens of sex partners, loose vag, etc) Not that it matters, none of them want anything to do with you. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:890276522] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote> I'm older and I prefer younger girls.</quote> yikes</quote> I'm not attracted to women my age. They look older than I do. Plus most are used up (divorced, has kids, has had dozens of sex partners, loose vag, etc)</quote> Not that it matters, none of them want anything to do with you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 11/12/17 9:47:59 PM #25:	Tadamoto is making other topics weird instead of just his own now lmao --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:890276575] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>Tadamoto is making other topics weird instead of just his own now lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 11/12/17 9:49:52 PM #26:	SSJGrimReaper posted... Tadamoto is making other topics weird instead of just his own now lmao so true, dude is a MESS <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:890276659] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Tadamoto is making other topics weird instead of just his own now lmao</quote> so true, dude is a MESS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 11/12/17 9:56:02 PM #27:	SSJGrimReaper posted... Tadamoto is making other topics weird instead of just his own now lmao he's a treasure --- http://i.imgur.com/5UL2v5u.gif "Does our ruin benefit the earth? Does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too?" <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:890276989] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJGrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Tadamoto is making other topics weird instead of just his own now lmao</quote> he's a treasure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 11/12/17 9:56:26 PM #28:	Dang, Harpie scoring guys numbers left and right! Good for you though - better than giving your number and ghosting him :P (Which may have happened to me with a cashier) <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:890277012] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>Dang, Harpie scoring guys numbers left and right! Good for you though - better than giving your number and ghosting him :P (Which may have happened to me with a cashier)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForestLogic 11/12/17 9:57:18 PM #29:	Drrobotniks posted... Keep it in a Harpie General. --- AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer / ObjectiveLogic <cite>ForestLogic posted [p:890277057] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Drrobotniks posted...</cite> <quote>Keep it in a Harpie General.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tadamoto35 11/12/17 10:00:28 PM #30:	stone posted... Not that it matters, none of them want anything to do with you. Actually I'm currently talking to a cute 19 year old named Alexis. --- http://i.imgtc.com/GOunQGg.gif, http://tinyurl.com/yb54cmjm, http://i.imgtc.com/jyRq6FW.gif, http://i.imgtc.com/565zHA5.gif <cite>Tadamoto35 posted [p:890277207] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Not that it matters, none of them want anything to do with you.</quote> Actually I'm currently talking to a cute 19 year old named Alexis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 11/12/17 10:01:36 PM #31:	Tadamoto35 posted... stone posted... Not that it matters, none of them want anything to do with you. Actually I'm currently talking to a cute 19 year old named Alexis. Uh huh. Can't wait to see you make a topic about how she turned you down for some reason or another. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:890277262] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Not that it matters, none of them want anything to do with you.</quote> Actually I'm currently talking to a cute 19 year old named Alexis.</quote> Uh huh. Can't wait to see you make a topic about how she turned you down for some reason or another.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cellus523 11/12/17 10:15:34 PM #32:	So no older guys as in maturity or chronological age? --- Name: Marcellus My FC: 4270-1267-6664 <cite>cellus523 posted [p:890278024] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>So no older guys as in maturity or chronological age?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 11/12/17 10:20:00 PM #33:	You're adorable TC --- https://imgur.com/KVIcgYt <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:890278296] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>You're adorable TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/12/17 10:37:29 PM #34:	cellus523 posted... So no older guys as in maturity or chronological age? It depends on the guy I guess. I'm open to it, just hesitant Zodd3224 posted... You're adorable TC For what? :p --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890279323] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>cellus523 posted...</cite> <quote>So no older guys as in maturity or chronological age?</quote> It depends on the guy I guess. I'm open to it, just hesitant <cite>Zodd3224 posted...</cite> <quote>You're adorable TC</quote> For what? :p</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SeanRexBach 11/12/17 10:39:28 PM #35:	I'd say he dodged a bullet. --- it's a flaming wonder telepath <cite>SeanRexBach posted [p:890279443] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>I'd say he dodged a bullet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/12/17 10:40:41 PM #36:	SeanRexBach posted... I'd say he dodged a bullet. >:\| --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890279499] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>SeanRexBach posted...</cite> <quote>I'd say he dodged a bullet.</quote> >:\|</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 11/12/17 10:43:39 PM #37:	Harpie posted... Tadamoto35 posted... TheDarkCircle posted... Tadamoto35 posted... I'm older and I prefer younger girls. yikes I'm not attracted to women my age. They look older than I do. Plus most are used up (divorced, has kids, has had dozens of sex partners, loose vag, etc) loose vagina's are a myth No, no they are not. I've fucked girls where I could barely fit in and others that made it feel like I wasn't in at all. I'm 6"x6". Someone definitely have beat up loose vags. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:890279686] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote> I'm older and I prefer younger girls.</quote> yikes</quote> I'm not attracted to women my age. They look older than I do. Plus most are used up (divorced, has kids, has had dozens of sex partners, loose vag, etc)</quote> loose vagina's are a myth</quote> No, no they are not. I've fucked girls where I could barely fit in and others that made it feel like I wasn't in at all. I'm 6"x6". Someone definitely have beat up loose vags.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tadamoto35 11/12/17 10:46:45 PM #38:	stone posted... Uh huh. Can't wait to see you make a topic about how she turned you down for some reason or another. Since I can tell you don't believe me, here are pics --- http://i.imgtc.com/GOunQGg.gif, http://tinyurl.com/yb54cmjm, http://i.imgtc.com/jyRq6FW.gif, http://i.imgtc.com/565zHA5.gif <cite>Tadamoto35 posted [p:890279898] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Uh huh. Can't wait to see you make a topic about how she turned you down for some reason or another.</quote> Since I can tell you don't believe me, here are pics </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackHorse6969 11/12/17 10:48:45 PM #39:	lmfao! tadamoto's standards keep falling --- http://i.imgur.com/dMnyy10.jpg <cite>BlackHorse6969 posted [p:890280028] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>lmfao! tadamoto's standards keep falling</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 11/12/17 10:49:45 PM #40:	...Who else but Taddy?! --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:890280089] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote>...Who else but Taddy?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 11/12/17 10:50:51 PM #41:	Tadamoto35 posted... stone posted... Uh huh. Can't wait to see you make a topic about how she turned you down for some reason or another. Since I can tell you don't believe me, here are pics shit nice bro --- https://i.imgur.com/Iv5fRLt.gif <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:890280165] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto35 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>Uh huh. Can't wait to see you make a topic about how she turned you down for some reason or another.</quote> Since I can tell you don't believe me, here are pics </quote> shit nice bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 11/12/17 11:02:49 PM #42:	Harpie posted... Key posted... Harpie posted... Damn_Underscore posted... why are you working as a cashier when you could just stream on twitch Because I cut off my assets about 10 months ago what? Breast reduction, went from a 34J to a 34C/D Like you still couldn't get a bunch of guys watching with those. C/D is the sweet spot. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:890280873] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Key posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>why are you working as a cashier when you could just stream on twitch</quote> Because I cut off my assets about 10 months ago</quote> what?</quote> Breast reduction, went from a 34J to a 34C/D</quote> Like you still couldn't get a bunch of guys watching with those. C/D is the sweet spot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/12/17 11:04:09 PM #43:	CarlGrimes posted... Harpie posted... Key posted... Harpie posted... Damn_Underscore posted... why are you working as a cashier when you could just stream on twitch Because I cut off my assets about 10 months ago what? Breast reduction, went from a 34J to a 34C/D Like you still couldn't get a bunch of guys watching with those. C/D is the sweet spot. I mean, maybe. They're actually kind of pretty if not for the scarring. I think that'd turn guys off --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890280935] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Key posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>why are you working as a cashier when you could just stream on twitch</quote> Because I cut off my assets about 10 months ago</quote> what?</quote> Breast reduction, went from a 34J to a 34C/D</quote> Like you still couldn't get a bunch of guys watching with those. C/D is the sweet spot.</quote> I mean, maybe. They're actually kind of pretty if not for the scarring. I think that'd turn guys off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tadamoto35 11/12/17 11:06:33 PM #44:	BlackHorse6969 posted... lmfao! tadamoto's standards keep falling Men can't afford to have high standards if they want a gf. --- http://i.imgtc.com/GOunQGg.gif, http://tinyurl.com/yb54cmjm, http://i.imgtc.com/jyRq6FW.gif, http://i.imgtc.com/565zHA5.gif <cite>Tadamoto35 posted [p:890281068] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlackHorse6969 posted...</cite> <quote>lmfao! tadamoto's standards keep falling</quote> Men can't afford to have high standards if they want a gf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 11/12/17 11:10:27 PM #45:	Harpie posted... They're actually kind of pretty if not for the scarring. I think that'd turn guys off Doubt it. There are porn stars out there with some bad jobs but they have no problem getting work. I doubt yours are that bad. You could always send me a pic so I can make sure. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:890281297] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>They're actually kind of pretty if not for the scarring. I think that'd turn guys off</quote> Doubt it. There are porn stars out there with some bad jobs but they have no problem getting work. I doubt yours are that bad. You could always send me a pic so I can make sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/13/17 1:53:08 AM #46:	CarlGrimes posted... Harpie posted... They're actually kind of pretty if not for the scarring. I think that'd turn guys off Doubt it. There are porn stars out there with some bad jobs but they have no problem getting work. I doubt yours are that bad. You could always send me a pic so I can make sure. They're not horrible by any means. But if you look close you see a pink line running down the center of my breast, and all the way under them. Like an anchor shape scar :0 --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890287989] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>They're actually kind of pretty if not for the scarring. I think that'd turn guys off</quote> Doubt it. There are porn stars out there with some bad jobs but they have no problem getting work. I doubt yours are that bad. You could always send me a pic so I can make sure.</quote> They're not horrible by any means. But if you look close you see a pink line running down the center of my breast, and all the way under them. Like an anchor shape scar :0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica 11/13/17 1:55:56 AM #47:	Harpie posted... went from a 34J to a 34C/D How the fuck did you carry those around again? --- I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked. slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE <cite>slothica posted [p:890288079] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>went from a 34J to a 34C/D</quote> How the fuck did you carry those around again?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/13/17 2:03:50 AM #48:	slothica posted... Harpie posted... went from a 34J to a 34C/D How the fuck did you carry those around again? like this lmao It was something I was used to. Though it definitely weighed me down and made me top heavy, being 4'11" Hopping out of bed after surgery felt incredible. It's kinda like carrying a heavy backpack all day during a hike or something, then at the end just dropping it. You feel so light and free. It was an amazing feeling and I will never forget it --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890288311] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>slothica posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>went from a 34J to a 34C/D</quote> How the fuck did you carry those around again?</quote> like this lmao It was something I was used to. Though it definitely weighed me down and made me top heavy, being 4'11" Hopping out of bed after surgery felt incredible. It's kinda like carrying a heavy backpack all day during a hike or something, then at the end just dropping it. You feel so light and free. It was an amazing feeling and I will never forget it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 11/13/17 2:08:00 AM #49:	Harpie posted... They're not horrible by any means. But if you look close you see a pink line running down the center of my breast, and all the way under them. Like an anchor shape scar No one will care. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:890288431] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>They're not horrible by any means. But if you look close you see a pink line running down the center of my breast, and all the way under them. Like an anchor shape scar</quote> No one will care.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 11/13/17 2:08:39 AM #50:	CarlGrimes posted... Harpie posted... They're not horrible by any means. But if you look close you see a pink line running down the center of my breast, and all the way under them. Like an anchor shape scar No one will care. Thanks fam <33 --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:890288451] in A guy lied... [t:75984909]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>They're not horrible by any means. But if you look close you see a pink line running down the center of my breast, and all the way under them. Like an anchor shape scar</quote> No one will care.</quote> Thanks fam <33</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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