Poll of the Day > Have you ever been SLAPPED by a GIRL irl before? If so, did it hurt??

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mrduckbear
11/17/17 12:28:15 AM
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Have you ever been slapped by a girl before?



let's see if anyone's been slapped before...

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WhiskeyDisk
11/17/17 12:31:07 AM
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I have only ever hit one woman in my life out of anger.

To be fair to myself, she was schizophrenic and coming at me with one of my own kitchen knives.

I loved her still at the time, but damned if I was going to put up with that in my own house.
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OmegaTomHank
11/17/17 12:32:01 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
I have only ever hit one woman in my life out of anger.

To be fair to myself, she was schizophrenic and coming at me with one of my own kitchen knives.

I loved her still at the time, but damned if I was going to put up with that in my own house.


That wasnt the topic
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darcandkharg31
11/17/17 12:33:17 AM
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Nah, i'm a gentlemen.

Though a girl in elementary kicked me in the nutz once because I was making fun of her lulz.
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WhiskeyDisk
11/17/17 12:34:46 AM
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OmegaTomHank posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
I have only ever hit one woman in my life out of anger.

To be fair to myself, she was schizophrenic and coming at me with one of my own kitchen knives.

I loved her still at the time, but damned if I was going to put up with that in my own house.


That wasnt the topic


Oh, she'd attacked me more than once. She had a bad habit of waking up at my house in another state of mind. That particular night was the last straw, so it's relevant.

I've had several exes I've legitimately sparred with under dojo rules, so I've been way more than slapped by a girl as such. 2 of my exes have been 6'+ Amazonian blondes. Staff on tensen, boken on boken, hand to hand, but all with an understanding of sparring rules.

The schizophrenic was the only one that didn't play by those rules.
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MacrossSpecial
11/17/17 12:53:22 AM
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No, never even met a woman who would think this was okay.

It always seemed like more of a movie thing, or something ghetto people do I suppose.
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Zeus
11/17/17 12:58:56 AM
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I've been punched or otherwise struck by one or two, but never slapped.
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Sahuagin
11/17/17 12:28:39 PM
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I was punched in the jaw by a girl once. Can't remember why. Jaw hurt for a few days. I was only like 10 years old at the time.
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Steven010702
11/17/17 1:18:34 PM
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Once, and I definitely deserved it. It didn't hurt though.
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Kungfu Kenobi
11/17/17 1:30:31 PM
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Yes, the classic open handed, neck twisting slap across the face. It fucking hurt, too.

I don't know if I deserved it but I will say this, my delivery of sly innuendo improved dramatically afterward.
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