Current Events > Writer for Colbert's the late show published a book called Santa's Husband

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Can't wait for the episode of South Park where Mr. Garrison writes a book about Mr. Hanky being gay and Mr. Hanky gets pissed and finally comes back to say he isn't gay but then PC Principle and everyone else says he's being a homophobe and shames him.
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50Blessings posted...

Why not just make the Easter Bunny gay?

That seems easier.

They want their kid to be a progressive, not a furry.

<_<

How do we stop soyboys?
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That's a soyboy if I ever saw one.
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what an obnoxious person
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looks like an attractive dude with a wife and a successful career

glad the fat virgins on CE have decided he's some derogatory term though
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Imagine how shallow and small-souled one has to be, to deliberately choose eye glass frames like that just so that everyone know what kind of garbage human being you are.

He's a slave to the social construct. A slave to social identifiers. Insect man slave to the hive mind of degeneracy that sees no future.
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metralo posted...

looks like an attractive dude with a wife and a successful career

glad the fat virgins on CE have decided he's some derogatory term though

guess we found his alt

Dude he's making those panties drop you just know it

The willpower it takes for him to resist all the ladies thirsting for his body... whew. They see that beard and they want to ride it long time
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Isn't this, like, satirical?
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gafemaqs posted...

Isn't this, like, satirical?

What if Colbert and his writers were just regular people pretending the be completely emasculated?

Milkman5 posted...

gafemaqs posted...

Isn't this, like, satirical?

What if Colbert and his writers were just regular people pretending the be completely emasculated?

I thought Colbert and by extension his writers were satirical. And I don't watch him so I'm asking.
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gafemaqs posted...

I thought Colbert and by extension his writers were satirical. And I don't watch him so I'm asking.

Maybe.
That would certainly change my opinion on him if his "dumb liberal" shtick was just a joke

The war on CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I wonder how tolerant they will be if their child arbitrarily decides Santa is white like how they arbitrarily decided he is black.
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SK8T3R215 posted...

I don't understand this.

Virtue signalling. Because there is zero logistical reason for it. It's utterly pointless.
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...

For real, though. Why was this needed? I don't really give a shit about black or latino santa or what the fuck ever. But did gay people really need santa clause too? Are they really so insecure that everything *has* to be gay now?

Why is Santa needed? Why can't parents just tell their own versions of whatever fiction they choose?
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YourDrunkFather posted...

Virtue signalling. Because there is zero logistical reason for it. It's utterly pointless.

It's called fiction. You can argue that any fiction is 'pointless'.
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Fiction isn't pointless though.
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If you seek to arbitrarily and abruptly change cultural folklore you need a good reason for doing it.

I'm no expert, so this is a guess, but I have a feeling that Santa helps solidify the familial bonds between older and younger generations.
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Fiction isn't pointless just because it didn't happen. It's meaningful because it serves a greater purpose.
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Funbazooka posted...

Fiction isn't pointless though.

Then black/gay Santa stories aren't pointless either, then.
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Funbazooka posted...

If you seek to arbitrarily and abruptly change cultural folklore you need a good reason for doing it.

And obviously, you're the best arbiter of what makes good reason and what is considered pointless.
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Barenziah Boy Toy posted...

YourDrunkFather posted...

Virtue signalling. Because there is zero logistical reason for it. It's utterly pointless.

It's called fiction. You can argue that any fiction is 'pointless'.

I was clearly referencing the tripe he wrote in that tweet. Not the book itself.
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Barenziah Boy Toy posted...

Funbazooka posted...

Fiction isn't pointless though.

Then black/gay Santa stories aren't pointless either, then.

Well is it pointless or not?

You've switched from saying it's just pointless fiction to now saying there is a point. You've changed your tune from one post to the next.

Barenziah Boy Toy posted...

Funbazooka posted...

If you seek to arbitrarily and abruptly change cultural folklore you need a good reason for doing it.

And obviously, you're the best arbiter of what makes good reason and what is considered pointless.

Nah, can't say that I invented Santa Claus or shaped it over time. I'm just aware of the cultural tradition. When someone goes out of their way to fuck with cultural tradition without good reason, people have reason to be suspicious.

As I said before, if this one guy can't deal with a white hetero Santa Claus (what other reason would there be?) he's got issues. His mind is probably warped.
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Funbazooka posted...

As I said before, if this one guy can't deal with a white hetero Santa Claus (what other reason would there be?) he's got issues. His mind is probably warped.

'Can't deal'? Creating new fiction seems like a perfectly healthy way of dealing with social issues.
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Haha, liberals are such snowflakes!

Says the guy clearly very upset about a children's book he's never going to read
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Milkman5 posted...

Ah yes, I've seen that porno.

Black Santa filling his bf with lots of Xmas cheer.
He's a real stocking stuffer.


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Milkman5 posted...

metralo posted...

looks like an attractive dude with a wife and a successful career

glad the fat virgins on CE have decided he's some derogatory term though

guess we found his alt

Yeah and Im his or her husband.

You must lead a very sad live, if this is really one of the problems that urge you.

What happened, did your daddy molest you, and you still cant cope with it?

Are you jealous that someone whos isnt a basement dweller like you, has success?

Or maybe you are just a latent homosexual who still hasnt found his way out of his closet.

Either way, you and a lot of the other posters in here, who share your feeble mind are just bad excuses for humans.
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OpenlyGator posted...

Ah yes, I've seen that porno.

Black Santa filling his bf with lots of Xmas cheer.
He's a real stocking stuffer.

I haven't read the book yet, but I think your bedtime story's better. :P

I mean this is silly but it's probably better quality than a lot of Christmas-themed cheese we get each year so...

I hope the tweet is facetious though. That poor child is going to have a rough life. >_>
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Colbert didn't write this so why do you keep mentioning him.

Skye Reynolds posted...

OpenlyGator posted...

Ah yes, I've seen that porno.

Black Santa filling his bf with lots of Xmas cheer.
He's a real stocking stuffer.

I haven't read the book yet, but I think your bedtime story's better. :P

Nothing wrong with being a ho ho ho.
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Wow some people in this thread got needlessly hostile. Take it down a notch or five.
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refmon posted...

50Blessings posted...

Imagine if someone wrote a picture book about Mohammad and his white husband.

They'd be murdered
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Oh wow, it's really shocking to find out that Milkman is a petty and as childish as he always was.
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I was always taught that black Santa is a lot cooler looking than that

My world is shattered
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pinky0926 posted...

Haha, liberals are such snowflakes!

Says the guy clearly very upset about a children's book he's never going to read

Yeah this, seriously.

It's rather sad tbh, watching Milkman and guys like him just dredge up stuff to purposefully get offended over
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GregShmedley posted...

I am not surprised by this low of a post. Usually the overly "progressive" types spew the same venom they would condemn others for.

This is a low topic.

You should expect venom as the natural reaction to venom.
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AlisLandale posted...

I hope the tweet is facetious though. That poor child is going to have a rough life. >_>

Yeah, from people like you.
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Barenziah Boy Toy posted...

'Can't deal'? Creating new fiction seems like a perfectly healthy way of dealing with social issues.

Santa being a white cis male is now considered a "social issue"?
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Reminder that the same people defending this shit because it's fiction are probably the kind of people that get overly upset when someone doesn't follow proper canon of their favorite tv show/video game/book series.
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Milkman5 posted...

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith

Corrupting an already corrupted story to truly fuck up a kids mind.... sounds about right for a late night satire writer....
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Swagnificent119 posted...

Santa being a white cis male is now considered a "social issue"?

Stop pretending that this is a specific thing. The idea is that history and overall society has normalized cis-gender culture that everything else was suppressed for tens of thousands of years. We have no idea how our history and stories would be like if everyone was given a chance. So gays and other 'sjws' are now trying to combat this limited type of thinking by coming up with some fiction.

Providing new avenues and alternative visions and remakes is one method that we can do to get people to start thinking in new ways. So someone decided to try it with Santa. So what? You seriously have a problem with remakes or reimaginings?

You had a problem when they decided to make James Bond blond and rough, rather than dark-haired and debonair?

Why are you so triggered by that? No one is forcing you to buy the fucking book.
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The book is whatever, doesn't bother me. But that tweet is exactly why the far left are considered insane people by anyone that is not far left.
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Barenziah Boy Toy posted...

The idea is that history and overall society has normalized cis-gender culture that everything else was suppressed for tens of thousands of years

This is bullshit and you know it.
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50Blessings posted...

This is bullshit and you know it.

Yeah, because gays and non-heteronormative behavior were totally not forced into hiding and shamed for 10000s of years. Even when the Greeks did it, it wasn't something that they weren't proud of as a society. It was a way for the men to exert dominance over young boys to 'toughen them up'.
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50Blessings posted...

Is nothing sacred anymore?

santa was never sacred

he's just an image for a holiday that is totally divorced from its religious origin and is now a retail marketing gimmick

idgaf what people do with santa in books but the original tweet about trying to pretend that the history of santa wasn't a white viking is dumb as hell. normalizing the idea of the big fat dude who works in malls as being black or gay is nbd.
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