Current Events > I went on a Tinder date 5 months ago with beast, I told you guys about it

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I dont know if anyone remembers, but I made a pretty well-noticed topic about it. She was average looking from her photos and was pretty straight forward about hooking up. I showed up, and she was about 100lbs heavier, had a bum leg with a limp, was severely cross-eyed, had acne you could zest a lemon on, smelled bad, and was overall greasy and disgusting. I hung out with her anyway because I figured if I wasn't going to get laid, at least I can get a funny story out of it. It was delightfully awful; she was really stupid and embarrassing. She invited me back to her place (I said yes because I figured it wasnt going to get any funnier if I just left), and she lived in what I could only describe as a crack den. Every square inch of her apartment was either stained, filled with garbage, or covered with a sticky black film.

And of course, there was the bottle of pre-natal vitamins, which I was so horrified by, I took a picture.


I was swiping on Tinder this morning, and I saw her profile again. I never gave pics last time because I obviously didnt have any of what she actually looked like, and I panic unmatched her once she wouldnt stop messaging me after I bailed out.

She has all new photos except this one, this one is what I thought I was showing up for.


Normal, right? Not terribly attractive, but doable. Now she has pictures of what she actually looks like, what I got when I showed up.



It took me 5 months, but I delivered pics. And yeah, I guess she met and married some dude who appears to have..."issues," in the 5 months since I saw her.
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Gross
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Oh shit i remember. You poor soul
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Wtf is with the flea spray tho
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I'm surprised you were actually considering hitting it. But hey, I'm not one to judge, my current FWB is bigger than I'd like her to be.

Iirc we debated if there was a dead gerbil in the ball.
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Love coca
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Does she own a hamster tho

I remember that topic, and thank you for the update!
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Holy shit I remember that topic lmao
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I was just thinking about that topic not too long ago. Glad you delivered on the pics TC
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byron posted...

How desperate are you if you'd bang somebody that you find repulsive for a "funny story"?

deupd_u posted...

I figured if I wasn't going to get laid, at least I can get a funny story out of it.

Returning_CEmen posted...

Iirc we debated if there was a dead gerbil in the ball.

Yeah, you did. It's just wood shaving/hamster bedding stuff in the ball. The hamster is alive and fine.
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TheBiggerWiggle posted...

Holy shit I remember that topic lmao

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thank you for sharing TC
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Has it been 5 months since then. Feels like less.
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Is this a true story? And why share?
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I like to imagine her husband dude in the last pic like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZy2xlZ-Tmk
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Returning_CEmen posted...

Iirc we debated if there was a dead gerbil in the ball.

That's too goddamn funny
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Hooking up for a funny story is something you only do if you're Tucker Max
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byron posted...

How desperate are you if you'd bang somebody that you find repulsive for a "funny story"?

I honestly love people who do shit like this as long as they aren't being mean to the person. The truth isn't something I consider being mean.
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Lmao I remember that topic.
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TC lies when he says he didn't sleep with that beast. He doesn't want to admit to it, but you know you did.
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weekoldhotdog posted...

TC lies when he says he didn't sleep with that beast. He doesn't want to admit to it, but you know you did.

Id respect him for throwing her a bone tbh. That would be a confidence boost she might of secretly needed. Maybe he did and gave her the confidence to find her husband. Dudes a class act
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

TC lies when he says he didn't sleep with that beast. He doesn't want to admit to it, but you know you did.

Id respect him for throwing her a bone tbh. That would be a confidence boost she might of secretly needed. Maybe he did and gave her the confidence to find her husband. Dudes a class act

Yeah, he's really taking one for the team there. /s
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weekoldhotdog posted...

TC lies when he says he didn't sleep with that beast. He doesn't want to admit to it, but you know you did.

There are probably fleas in her vagina. No, thanks.
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deupd_u posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

TC lies when he says he didn't sleep with that beast. He doesn't want to admit to it, but you know you did.

There are probably fleas in her vagina. No, thanks.

You can spray on protection from fleas, it's the smell you have to be afraid of.
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