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DemonsHoles
11/21/17 8:33:01 PM
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The_Numerous
11/21/17 8:33:33 PM
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IIRC, theb bottom.
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Freddie_Mercury
11/21/17 8:34:42 PM
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from the stem
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MacadamianNut3
11/21/17 8:35:10 PM
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Only relative size matters

You measure it by getting fully erect and then with a friend you see who is able to touch the other one's crotch first
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Link43130
11/21/17 8:35:11 PM
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you measure from the inner thigh to the outer thigh
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Talks
11/21/17 8:37:22 PM
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Feel around for that bone at the top of your butt near the bottom of your spine. That's the back, measure starting from there.
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DemonsHoles
11/21/17 9:16:16 PM
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I wonder what is the actual correct way based on all these studies they put out
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weekoldhotdog
11/21/17 9:19:38 PM
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You're supposed to measure from the base and go AROUND the penis, not down it.

My penis doesn't reach the bottom of the smallest tuna can, but it scapes the shit out of the sides every time I try.
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DemonsHoles
11/21/17 9:27:27 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
You're supposed to measure from the base and go AROUND the penis, not down it.

My penis doesn't reach the bottom of the smallest tuna can, but it scapes the shit out of the sides every time I try.


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Questionmarktarius
11/21/17 9:32:00 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
My penis doesn't reach the bottom of the smallest tuna can, but it scapes the shit out of the sides every time I try.

So... you've got a hockey puck in your pants?
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King Rial
11/21/17 9:35:23 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
My penis doesn't reach the bottom of the smallest tuna can, but it scapes the shit out of the sides every time I try.

So... you've got a hockey puck in your pants?

Ron White's Cheese Wheel dick.
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Axiom
11/21/17 9:35:57 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
You're supposed to measure from the base and go AROUND the penis, not down it.

My penis doesn't reach the bottom of the smallest tuna can, but it scapes the shit out of the sides every time I try.

I uhh..I kinda want to see your dick

Not actually asking for pics mods
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