Board 8 > Yearly reminder: Turkey isn't great.

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Leafeon13N
11/23/17 6:19:03 PM
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We have this big old celebration and we eat a bland tasting meat. We really should eat something more delicious.

According to my emails it has been Friday for like 15 hours, so that is definitely getting stranger every year.
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Bane_Of_Despair
11/23/17 6:20:02 PM
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Turkey is great when made right, stop eating poorly made turkey
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Raka_Putra
11/23/17 6:20:21 PM
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It was better when they were secular.
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11/23/17 6:20:41 PM
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mnkboy907
11/23/17 6:21:39 PM
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Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Turkey is great when made right, stop eating poorly made turkey

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SmartMuffin
11/23/17 6:22:11 PM
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Leafeon13N posted...
We have this big old celebration and we eat a bland tasting meat. We really should eat something more delicious.

According to my emails it has been Friday for like 15 hours, so that is definitely getting stranger every year.


eh, twice a year is about the correct frequency for turkey eating imho
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Emeraldegg
11/23/17 6:22:19 PM
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dark meat > white meat
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SpikeDragon
11/23/17 6:23:11 PM
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...you're not great.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
11/23/17 6:23:42 PM
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Turkey cold cut is top tier
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tabiicat42
11/23/17 6:26:02 PM
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mnkboy907 posted...
Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Turkey is great when made right, stop eating poorly made turkey

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Eddv
11/23/17 6:26:03 PM
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I went to the butcher and bought a pair of fresh turkey legs that kph made.

They were fucking delicious I would eat that on not thanksgiving.
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Black_Hydras
11/23/17 6:26:23 PM
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mnkboy907 posted...
Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Turkey is great when made right, stop eating poorly made turkey

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Whiskey_Nick
11/23/17 6:26:37 PM
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Turkey is fantastic when made properly.

I agree most of the time its bland and not great, but when done proper, OH MAN
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VeryInsane
11/23/17 6:28:17 PM
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Chicken > Beef > Duck > Turkey > Pork > Venison IMO

Turkey still great though
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VeryInsane
11/23/17 6:29:10 PM
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Even bland turkey you can probably get away with putting some gravy on it and itll turn out pretty decent, btw
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scarletspeed7
11/23/17 6:30:16 PM
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Did you want to post this in the Hot Takes topic?
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FFDragon
11/23/17 6:30:20 PM
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Bane_Of_Despair posted...
stop eating poorly made turkey

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Nia_Yuri
11/23/17 6:30:29 PM
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Turkey is ****ing delicious, what are you talking about
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KommunistKoala
11/23/17 6:31:26 PM
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FFDragon posted...
Bane_Of_Despair posted...
stop eating poorly made turkey

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LOLIAmAnAlt
11/23/17 6:32:31 PM
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I ate duck once in my life.
I never was more sick over the next 2 weeks then at any other point in my life. So naturally i never tried it again.
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Leafeon13N
11/23/17 6:32:54 PM
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The way i usually think about it. You have your standard vegas style buffet.

The carving station is usually turkey and some sort of beef(occasionally a ham makes its way on).

No one eats the turkey. The beef goes in like 10 minutes. The same turkey will be sitting there for an hour or til its deemed old and inedible and has to be replaced. The only people usually taking the turkey are usually women pushing maybe 90 pounds that were forced to be there.

It is not anyone's meat of choice but on the one day of the year you are expected to have a big meal your option is turkey?

It makes no sense outside of an economic standpoint.
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SmartMuffin
11/23/17 6:33:40 PM
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Yeah, I pretty much never agree with red but he's right on this one.

All you "turkey is great" people probably eat 10x more beef than turkey, and probably 20x more chicken, on a yearly basis.
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Eddv
11/23/17 6:34:46 PM
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I eat a lot of turkey burgers and turkey bacon. It has less fat
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LOLIAmAnAlt
11/23/17 6:35:34 PM
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SmartMuffin posted...
Yeah, I pretty much never agree with red but he's right on this one.

All you "turkey is great" people probably eat 10x more beef than turkey, and probably 20x more chicken, on a yearly basis.

Does this count deli turkey?
Because it's my main deli meat.
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Leafeon13N
11/23/17 6:36:08 PM
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Eddv posted...
I eat a lot of turkey burgers and turkey bacon. It has less fat


Ditto.

I actually think turkey bacon done right is delicious. But its a breakfast food.
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mnkboy907
11/23/17 6:40:13 PM
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Leafeon13N posted...
The way i usually think about it. You have your standard vegas style buffet.

The carving station is usually turkey and some sort of beef(occasionally a ham makes its way on).

No one eats the turkey. The beef goes in like 10 minutes. The same turkey will be sitting there for an hour or til its deemed old and inedible and has to be replaced. The only people usually taking the turkey are usually women pushing maybe 90 pounds that were forced to be there.

It is not anyone's meat of choice but on the one day of the year you are expected to have a big meal your option is turkey?

It makes no sense outside of an economic standpoint.

The problem here is buffet turkey often isn't that great compared to homemade turkey. Sometimes it's juicy and really good still, but just as often it's too dry. The chefs are probably too busy with other stuff to baste the turkeys as often as they should or something.
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Leafeon13N
11/23/17 6:46:23 PM
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Also turkey basically has to be drowned in stuffing and gravy. It doesn't really hold up on its own.
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mnkboy907
11/23/17 6:48:17 PM
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Leafeon13N posted...
Also turkey basically has to be drowned in stuffing and gravy. It doesn't really hold up on its own.

KommunistKoala posted...
FFDragon posted...
Bane_Of_Despair posted...
stop eating poorly made turkey

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LusterSoldier
11/23/17 6:51:50 PM
#29:


Leafeon13N posted...
Yearly reminder: Turkey isn't great.


Nope, I love turkey. I just had my usual Thanksgiving dinner of turkey/gravy earlier.
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VeryInsane
11/23/17 6:52:51 PM
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I think the hottest take in this topic so far is that Luster eats
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LeonhartFour
11/23/17 6:57:24 PM
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I can agree that bad turkey is worse than bad chicken or bad beef, but good turkey is still really good.
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azuarc
11/23/17 7:02:50 PM
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SmartMuffin posted...
All you "turkey is great" people probably eat 10x more beef than turkey, and probably 20x more chicken, on a yearly basis.

I eat turkey almost every day for lunch.

I have beef maybe once every two weeks.
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foolm0r0n
11/23/17 7:07:56 PM
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Chicken is way better than turkey, including lunch meat
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Inviso
11/23/17 7:17:45 PM
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I'm right there with ya, Red. Fuckin' Erdogan.
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Nia_Yuri
11/23/17 7:20:09 PM
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All you "turkey is great" people probably eat 10x more beef than turkey, and probably 20x more chicken, on a yearly basis.


What the **** does this have to do with taste

Caviar is crazy delicious but Im not wolfing that down everyday
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foolm0r0n
11/23/17 7:23:15 PM
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Do you really think equating turkey with caviar is a good argument
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Sceptilesolar
11/23/17 7:31:10 PM
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I love turkey, definitely prefer it to chicken, like it about as much as beef. Pork is supreme though.
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Nia_Yuri
11/23/17 7:44:00 PM
#38:


foolm0r0n posted...
Do you really think equating turkey with caviar is a good argument


Better than his
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LusterSoldier
11/23/17 7:56:27 PM
#39:


VeryInsane posted...
I think the hottest take in this topic so far is that Luster eats


I don't know why you are surprised about that, since eating food is absolutely essential if you want to stay alive.
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LeonhartFour
11/23/17 7:56:54 PM
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Surskit
11/23/17 7:59:02 PM
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Turkey is great, beef is great, chicken is great. #YesAllMeat
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Underleveled
11/23/17 8:20:52 PM
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Daily reminder: red has terrible opinions
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MoreRpgs
11/23/17 8:27:24 PM
#43:


Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Turkey is great when made right
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Leafeon13N
11/23/17 9:21:02 PM
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azuarc posted...
SmartMuffin posted...
All you "turkey is great" people probably eat 10x more beef than turkey, and probably 20x more chicken, on a yearly basis.

I eat turkey almost every day for lunch.

I have beef maybe once every two weeks.


I eat about the same ratio but not due to taste.
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Leafeon13N
11/23/17 9:21:49 PM
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Underleveled posted...
Daily reminder: red has terrible opinions


Uh oh my opinions have been insulted i better run off in a fit of rage.
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Leafeon13N
11/23/17 9:43:12 PM
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That said, turkey is also easy to fuck up and be dry as hell so my family really sucks at making turkey.

Absolutely drowned it in gravy and stuffing, which luckily is easy to not mess up, so it was a passable meal.

Someone messed up the mashed potatoes, pretty sure they were more water than potato.
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Grand Kirby
11/23/17 10:14:42 PM
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Leftover turkey sandwiches are the best thing ever.
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Reg
11/23/17 10:25:07 PM
#48:


Beef > Chicken >= Ham >> Turkey for non-Deli

Beef >= Turkey > Ham >> Chicken for deli

Leafeon13N posted...
That said, turkey is also easy to fuck up and be dry as hell so my family really sucks at making turkey.

And this is precisely why I don't care for Turkey. My family 100% sucks at it and it's completely turned me off to the meat.
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CoolCly
11/23/17 10:25:50 PM
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yearly reminder: red's family makes bad turkey and he doesn't know that there are other cooks in the world
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Pokewars
11/23/17 10:37:54 PM
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Maybe my extended family, which includes 6 aunts that have done various (Canadian) Thanksgivings and Christmases throughout the years, is just terrible at turkey, but really.......it's just either bland or okay. Nothing special. Give me a roast beef or glazed ham any day for a special occasion. I'm trying to lobby for one of those being made this Christmas over yet another boring turkey. And I'll make a good roast too. First time I did one, everyone raved about it.
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