Current Events > Being 29 sucks.

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I feel hella old. I have no wife. I can't even get a girlfriend.
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I'm 31 years old. I'm closer to death than you....
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29 is a waste of a year, 30 feels better
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I'm sure the guy who complains online about feeling old and not having a girlfriend just oozes confidence and sex appeal.

Do something instead of whine, Peppy Hare.

Ill be there in a year. Im fine with the freedom though Id prefer a good relationship.

But look how many 29 year olds are in miserable relationships man. You aren't in the worst position. You could be stuck with a baby and a woman from hell
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

But look how many 29 year olds are in miserable relationships man. You aren't in the worst position

This guy would be miserable no matter what
Lmao @ thinking he'd suddenly be happy if he had a girlfriend. He clearly loathes himself.

*coughing fit of laughter*
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Boo_Guy posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

But look how many 29 year olds are in miserable relationships man. You aren't in the worst position

This guy would be miserable no matter what
Lmao @ thinking he'd suddenly be happy if he had a girlfriend. He clearly loathes himself.

True. Most people just end up dragging the other down with them instead of becoming better for them
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Lemme guess being 28 sucked too?
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Gotta love yourself before anyone else will fam

It's better than being 23. Nobody likes you then.
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Boo_Guy posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

But look how many 29 year olds are in miserable relationships man. You aren't in the worst position

This guy would be miserable no matter what
Lmao @ thinking he'd suddenly be happy if he had a girlfriend. He clearly loathes himself.

I don't loathe myself. I'm just not happy that my life consistently lacks romantic love and I see all these younger guys with hot girlfriends, and here I am, with more life experience, unable to succeed.
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I'm 43. Don't worry about it.

wow you're really going to hate thirty.

Maybe if you weren't such an awful person you would get a gf.
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Lonestar2000 posted...

Maybe if you weren't such an awful person you would get a gf.

But it's so much easier for him to just blame everyone and everything else!
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I have a lot of friends, male and female, so I'm not an awful person.
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Pepys Monster posted...

I have a lot of friends, male and female, so I'm not an awful person.

Why are the females just friends?
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I just turned 35 a couple weeks ago.

I can barely comprehend the last 10 years of my life. It all just seems like a blur to me.
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

It's better than being 23. Nobody likes you then.

Depends if you still act like you're in freshman year.
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Burnt_Puke82 posted...

I just turned 35 a couple weeks ago.

I can barely comprehend the last 10 years of my life. It all just seems like a blur to me.

Turned 35 this summer and I am right there with ya. I remember some big significant events but aside from those I couldn't even put a timeline together.
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CanuckCowboy posted...

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

It's better than being 23. Nobody likes you then.

Depends if you still act like you're in freshman year.

This. Lol @ blaming an age for no one liking you.
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CanuckCowboy posted...

Burnt_Puke82 posted...

I just turned 35 a couple weeks ago.

I can barely comprehend the last 10 years of my life. It all just seems like a blur to me.

Turned 35 this summer and I am right there with ya. I remember some big significant events but aside from those I couldn't even put a timeline together.

Drugs, bad memory or both? Im 28, feel the same and blame it on both. Everything but the shit that you'd suck dick for.
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Pepys Monster posted...

Boo_Guy posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

But look how many 29 year olds are in miserable relationships man. You aren't in the worst position

This guy would be miserable no matter what
Lmao @ thinking he'd suddenly be happy if he had a girlfriend. He clearly loathes himself.

I don't loathe myself. I'm just not happy that my life consistently lacks romantic love and I see all these younger guys with hot girlfriends, and here I am, with more life experience, unable to succeed.

"I don't loathe myself!"

And then immediately explains why he feels inferior... smh.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Drugs, bad memory or both? Im 28, feel the same and blame it on both. Everything but the shit that you'd suck dick for.

Both. Lol.

But time really does seem to start sliding by faster and faster somewhere in the late 20s or so.

And also the first half of the last ten years I was very comfortable and content. I was happy but things were consistent to the point where there wasn't really a lot of events to remember things by.
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Boo_Guy posted...

Pepys Monster posted...

Boo_Guy posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

But look how many 29 year olds are in miserable relationships man. You aren't in the worst position

This guy would be miserable no matter what
Lmao @ thinking he'd suddenly be happy if he had a girlfriend. He clearly loathes himself.

I don't loathe myself. I'm just not happy that my life consistently lacks romantic love and I see all these younger guys with hot girlfriends, and here I am, with more life experience, unable to succeed.

"I don't loathe myself!"

And then immediately explains why he feels inferior... smh.

You never win when you compare your life to what others make you think their life is. Im actually happy when my friends are doing really well. Im trying to get my friend to go for women he likes despite it making me potentially lose one my only close friends if it happens. I love myself for it
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CanuckCowboy posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Drugs, bad memory or both? Im 28, feel the same and blame it on both. Everything but the shit that you'd suck dick for.

Both. Lol.

But time really does seem to start sliding by faster and faster somewhere in the late 20s or so.

And also the first half of the last ten years I was very comfortable and content. I was happy but things were consistent to the point where there wasn't really a lot of events to remember things by.

Most shit isn't worth remembering lol. If you trained your sub conscious good enough it'll hold on to enough to get you by.
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Boo_Guy posted...

Pepys Monster posted...

Boo_Guy posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

But look how many 29 year olds are in miserable relationships man. You aren't in the worst position

This guy would be miserable no matter what
Lmao @ thinking he'd suddenly be happy if he had a girlfriend. He clearly loathes himself.

I don't loathe myself. I'm just not happy that my life consistently lacks romantic love and I see all these younger guys with hot girlfriends, and here I am, with more life experience, unable to succeed.

"I don't loathe myself!"

And then immediately explains why he feels inferior... smh.

What do you suggest I do?
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I have really enjoyed getting older. It's amazing how your perspective can change.

Tc, you should look for a girl with some modesty, nice ass, and a humble face. One girl I dated was really average in the face, and really above average in bed. So... yep! You can never tell. Like some of these fat girls probably have some really good pussy. That's where it counts. I dated a girl that looked good, huge boobs, and was so nasty in her hygiene. Oh my god, you can never tell.

I'm saying lower your standards and relax. And lift weights, if you really want sex. That easy

Pepys Monster posted...

Boo_Guy posted...

Pepys Monster posted...

Boo_Guy posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

But look how many 29 year olds are in miserable relationships man. You aren't in the worst position

This guy would be miserable no matter what
Lmao @ thinking he'd suddenly be happy if he had a girlfriend. He clearly loathes himself.

I don't loathe myself. I'm just not happy that my life consistently lacks romantic love and I see all these younger guys with hot girlfriends, and here I am, with more life experience, unable to succeed.

"I don't loathe myself!"

And then immediately explains why he feels inferior... smh.

What do you suggest I do?

Stop looking at whats on other peoples plate and comparing it to yours. Make your own priorities and standards.
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alimajor posted...

Gotta love yourself before anyone else will fam

Lmao. I know plenty of asshole guys who hate themselves that have hit chicks hanging off their nuts

@Lost_All_Senses posted...

CanuckCowboy posted...

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

It's better than being 23. Nobody likes you then.

Depends if you still act like you're in freshman year.

This. Lol @ blaming an age for no one liking you.

It's from a Blink-182 song, lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA
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Keith_Valentine posted...

I have really enjoyed getting older. It's amazing how your perspective can change.

Tc, you should look for a girl with some modesty, nice ass, and a humble face. One girl I dated was really average in the face, and really above average in bed. So... yep! You can never tell. Like some of these fat girls probably have some really good pussy. That's where it counts. I dated a girl that looked good, huge boobs, and was so nasty in her hygiene. Oh my god, you can never tell.

I'm saying lower your standards and relax. And lift weights, if you really want sex. That easy

Or he could try not being shallow like what you just described >_>. Having low standards doesn't make up for being shallow. At 29 you should be worrying more about a woman being fun and beneficial for your mood when you're not fucking
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Keith_Valentine posted...

I have really enjoyed getting older. It's amazing how your perspective can change.

Tc, you should look for a girl with some modesty, nice ass, and a humble face. One girl I dated was really average in the face, and really above average in bed. So... yep! You can never tell. Like some of these fat girls probably have some really good pussy. That's where it counts. I dated a girl that looked good, huge boobs, and was so nasty in her hygiene. Oh my god, you can never tell.

I'm saying lower your standards and relax. And lift weights, if you really want sex. That easy

Or he could try not being shallow like what you just described >_>. Having low standards doesn't make up for being shallow. At 29 you should be worrying more about a woman being fun and beneficial for your mood when you're not fucking

Go for looks first. Never settle for average pussy. Thats my motto.

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

@Lost_All_Senses posted...

CanuckCowboy posted...

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

It's better than being 23. Nobody likes you then.

Depends if you still act like you're in freshman year.

This. Lol @ blaming an age for no one liking you.

It's from a Blink-182 song, lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA

Derp. Not my kind of music tho...but yeah derp on my end
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JosephWilliam posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Keith_Valentine posted...

I have really enjoyed getting older. It's amazing how your perspective can change.

Tc, you should look for a girl with some modesty, nice ass, and a humble face. One girl I dated was really average in the face, and really above average in bed. So... yep! You can never tell. Like some of these fat girls probably have some really good pussy. That's where it counts. I dated a girl that looked good, huge boobs, and was so nasty in her hygiene. Oh my god, you can never tell.

I'm saying lower your standards and relax. And lift weights, if you really want sex. That easy

Or he could try not being shallow like what you just described >_>. Having low standards doesn't make up for being shallow. At 29 you should be worrying more about a woman being fun and beneficial for your mood when you're not fucking

Go for looks first. Never settle for average pussy. Thats my motto.

Ok. Have fun fighting about the same shit weekly and living in a never ending cycle of bitching
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I agree in a perfect world, but tc seems kinda socially challenged so gotta start on the ground floor. Before he begins to form a real bond with a woman, he will need his sexual hangups and insecurity out of the way. Or else he would fuck up any normal relationship with jealousy. Super common. He'd fall in love in like 2 weeks and make an ass out of himself.

Or maybe not. But he's talking about getting laid, I'm telling you. It is as easy as lifting weights for several months and your build will look better than the average male. And it gets much easier after that. So get a average looking girl, practice your moves and learn how to handle a girl, and then go looking for that mystical Love everyone talks about.

It's a crock of shit , and if you don't have game, you won't maintain it. But whatever, what do I know, just fucked my share of women despite being a nerd too. La la la

Keith_Valentine posted...

So get a average looking girl,

It would be nice if I could.
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serious question, do you masturbate a lot?
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Keith_Valentine posted...

I agree in a perfect world, but tc seems kinda socially challenged so gotta start on the ground floor. Before he begins to form a real bond with a woman, he will need his sexual hangups and insecurity out of the way. Or else he would fuck up any normal relationship with jealousy. Super common. He'd fall in love in like 2 weeks and make an ass out of himself.

Or maybe not. But he's talking about getting laid, I'm telling you. It is as easy as lifting weights for several months and your build will look better than the average male. And it gets much easier after that. So get a average looking girl, practice your moves and learn how to handle a girl, and then go looking for that mystical Love everyone talks about.

It's a crock of shit , and if you don't have game, you won't maintain it. But whatever, what do I know, just fucked my share of women despite being a nerd too. La la la

I agreed with most of this until the end. Just cause you might be incapable of love doesn't mean it's not a thing. The Hollywood version of love is horseshit but there are actually people out there that would die for those they love and actually care about other peoples happiness. There are also some girls that wouldn't care if he's inexperienced. I agree if he's acts like a fool a couple weeks in he'll probably blow it but some people can control that regardless.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

@Lost_All_Senses posted...

CanuckCowboy posted...

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

It's better than being 23. Nobody likes you then.

Depends if you still act like you're in freshman year.

This. Lol @ blaming an age for no one liking you.

It's from a Blink-182 song, lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA

Derp. Not my kind of music tho...but yeah derp on my end

It's awesome the way this played out. Hahaha.

I couldn't tell you the last time I listened to em but I saw em live when I was 17 and I swear I remember the lyrics to most of their songs due to strange infectious catchibess.
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JosephWilliam posted...

alimajor posted...

Gotta love yourself before anyone else will fam

Lmao. I know plenty of asshole guys who hate themselves that have hit chicks hanging off their nuts

Whatever you say, New User.

Women don't want self loathing men.