Current Events > Scenario: You're on a date with the woman of your dreams. However,

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She brought her closest female friend to play third wheel. Her best friend is Japanese, tan, big boobies, bleached blonde hair, wearing booty shorts and a black zipper hoodie. Y'all at the fair.

As you bond with your girlfriend, you notice her best friend constantly giving you mean stares. What you doing?

A) Make out with your girlfriend in front of her.
B) Tell her, "Can you go back to whatever hentai you came from"
C) Be less intimate with your girlfriend
D) Ask her, "What's your deal?"
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Were you watching Hajimete no Gal

D would be my natural response.
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TheMarthKoopa posted...

Were you watching Hajimete no Gal

Yeah lol
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B
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SHADOW0106 posted...

B

Where's the threesome option because I've done that before and it always ends in threesome or later hooking up with the friend.
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gunplagirl posted...

Where's the threesome option because I've done that before and it always ends in threesome or later hooking up with the friend.

This can end in a hot threesome depending on the votes.
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B

Skyrim_Guard posted...

B

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B wins.

"Can you go back to whatever hentai you came from?" you tell your girlfriend's best friend.

The best friend glares at you, squinting.

Your girlfriend squeezes your arm. "Excuse you!" she says, teasingly.

"She been mean mugging us this whole time," you say.

"Oh, please," she says. "Reina-chan is doing just fine!" Your girlfriend winks at her best friend.

Her best friend smiles. "Julia-senpai...."

A silence of a few seconds follows. Your girlfriend and her best friend are looking in each other's eyes, smiling.

"Well!" Julia, your girlfriend, says. "Let's get going!" She grabs your arm. "Oh, that ride looks fun!"

You take another look back at Reina. She continues to glare at you.

what you doing

A) Make plans for a threesome
B) Make plans to get the fuck out of there
C) Smirk at Reina
D) Forget about what just happened
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E) call your Doge roommate over to hook up with Reina chan
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B

E

up
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E
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E

please select the options i made
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guys
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metal-box posted...

B

C
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Alright, B wins.

"Julia, honey, can I go to the bathroom real quick?" you ask your girlfriend.

She looks at you for a brief moment. Then, she smiles. "Sure"

You go to the bathroom and pull out your smartphone.

Now calling ... @The_Doge.

"Fam!" you shout. "I don't know what to do!"

"What's good, playa?" Doge says on the other line.

"I'm on a date with this fine ass dime piece, right?" you explain. "Shit would have been dope, but she brought her creepy ass best friend over. And I think her best friend is jealous. Like, I think she wants to fuck my girlfriend. This is like some shit from a hentai"

"I know" Doge says.

You realize Doge's voice sounds very nearby. All of a sudden, Doge emerges from a bathroom stall.

"I'll be taking Julia and Reina" Doge says before leaving the bathroom.

As crazy as the situation may seem, are you really gonna let a fellow CEman cuck you?

A) Get the fuck out of there. You don't care about getting cucked.
B) Go back to Julia and Reina. You're not gonna let a CEman cuck you.
C) Call up some other CEmen
D) Call up your side hoes.
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B

A
Wow very plot twist
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Who will get the women? You or The_Doge? The race is on.
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E) Ignore it and mention it to your gf a week later at dinner

like any normal dateable man would

Naysaspace posted...

E) Ignore it and mention it to your gf a week later at dinner

like any normal dateable man would

cuck

The_Doge posted...

A
Wow very plot twist

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metal-box posted...

B

D

Vote A
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Gotta go with Doge here.

A
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Bump

Doge's votes don't count, since he's a character here.
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B
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Every Doge has his day.

A

Tie between A and B. More votes pls
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How the fuck did you all pass up the threesome choice
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D
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what chu gon do ce
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

what chu gon do ce

Go back in time and have a threesome
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Scotty_Rogers posted...

what chu gon do ce

Go back in time and have a threesome

You can still have a threesome in the end depending on the votes. Defeat Doge and have a threesome with the women
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A
Give it up to the good boy, Doge!
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A wins.
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

Defeat Doge and have a threesome with the women

I vote whatever letter represents this
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Defeat Doge and have a threesome with the women

I vote whatever letter represents this

B wins!

A wins.

"Who cares about getting cucked?" you think. "The bitches are crazy!"

You run out of the bathroom and head to your car. Suddenly, your phone rings. You pick it up. It's Doge.

"Bro, help me!" Doge is screaming. "These bitches are trying to kill me!"

You can hear Reina in the background. "Senpai is ..." You can't make it up. Suddenly you can. "Senpai is mine!"

"Help me!" Doge screams. "Help me!"

Gunshot. Call ends.

Should you check it out? Phone call sounded like it was coming from a car. Suddenly you realize your car keys aren't in your pocket. You head to check your car. It's gone.

The bitches kidnapped Doge and stole your car. What you doing?

A) Use the payphone to call the police.
B) Leave the situation be. You don't need the car and Doge made his decision.
C) Use the payphone to call other CEmen to assist you in rescuing your car and Doge.
D) Run to your car on foot, action movie style.
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metal-box posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Defeat Doge and have a threesome with the women

I vote whatever letter represents this

B wins!

Muffinz voted too late.
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D

The logical answer is to romance both of them and to have the best threesome possible, mff loving. If she is the woman of a mans dreams then she is in touch with her bisexual side and her friend is just feeling left out.

Its not a third wheel unless she is related or a dude, be man enough for both ladies.
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