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Banana_Cyanide
11/26/17 9:11:15 PM
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Go to YouTube and type in "how to have" and look at what the suggestions are. Seriously, how can YouTube allow this?
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GoriIIa
11/26/17 9:12:08 PM
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omg
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Patty_Fleur
11/26/17 9:12:17 PM
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I don't want to see that pedo shit.
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Vicious_Dios
11/26/17 9:12:21 PM
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Jesus.
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Axiom
11/26/17 9:13:28 PM
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I'm kinda want to click and see if it gives a joke vid or serious one but I don't want to be put on a watch list >_>
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GameGodOfAll
11/26/17 9:13:33 PM
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At least people will finally see the videos I upload there.
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Oshawottownage
11/26/17 9:13:54 PM
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Algorithms fuck up sometimes.

That or some programmer at Google is having a big chortle right now.
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NathanX95
11/26/17 9:14:25 PM
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Lol, that's some funny, yet messed up shit.
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Oshawottownage
11/26/17 9:14:27 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODs!

lmfao
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NathanX95
11/26/17 9:14:55 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
At least people will finally see the videos I upload there.


I legit lol'd, that was good.
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Medussa
11/26/17 9:15:05 PM
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was expecting "an orgasm"

wtf, indeed.

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Gamer99z
11/26/17 9:15:08 PM
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*before doing it*
"I'm sure TC is just exaggerating and it's just something dumb.*
*after trying it*
Oh... Oh God....
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Cookie Bag
11/26/17 9:15:37 PM
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I wanted to say "it reflects your browsing habits" but i also got that shit even after fully clearing browsing history, cache, etc... wtf?
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Vaati_Reborn
11/26/17 9:15:58 PM
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uuuuuhhhhh....
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littlebro07
11/26/17 9:16:31 PM
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NeonOctopus
11/26/17 9:17:58 PM
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NewerMernardi
11/26/17 9:18:12 PM
#17:


Jesus Christ

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Garioshi
11/26/17 9:18:25 PM
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that's uh
uh
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Frostshock
11/26/17 9:18:39 PM
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Well, at least they censored it?

Actually, the fact that their database knows enough to censor it just makes it worse.
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pegusus123456
11/26/17 9:18:48 PM
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Axiom posted...
I'm kinda want to click and see if it gives a joke vid or serious one but I don't want to be put on a watch list >_>

Most of the ones it brings up are videos talking about the search result. The other ones have nothing to do with sex with your kids.
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littlebro07
11/26/17 9:19:01 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Can someone spoil it for me? >_>


Just type it in. Don't click on the suggestion because the FBI might come Knocking
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Gamer99z
11/26/17 9:19:10 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Can someone spoil it for me? >_>

Top result is "how to have s*x with your kids"
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Sami1000
11/26/17 9:19:41 PM
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Axiom posted...
I'm kinda want to click and see if it gives a joke vid or serious one but I don't want to be put on a watch list >_>


TC, is joking. Vids i'm seeing are "how to have a clear skin, how to get faster internet, how to get sixpack, how to get whiter teeth".

if tc is seeing pedo shit he has searched A LOT of pedo shit intentionally from youtube.
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CelestialVoices
11/26/17 9:20:08 PM
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NewerMernardi
11/26/17 9:21:24 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Axiom posted...
I'm kinda want to click and see if it gives a joke vid or serious one but I don't want to be put on a watch list >_>


TC, is joking. Vids i'm seeing are "how to have a clear skin, how to get faster internet, how to get sixpack, how to get whiter teeth".

if tc is seeing pedo shit he has searched A LOT of pedo shit intentionally from youtube.

Um no. It's like that for me, and a lot of other users here. It's a YouTube fuck up I assume.
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littlebro07
11/26/17 9:21:29 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Axiom posted...
I'm kinda want to click and see if it gives a joke vid or serious one but I don't want to be put on a watch list >_>


TC, is joking. Vids i'm seeing are "how to have a clear skin, how to get faster internet, how to get sixpack, how to get whiter teeth".

if tc is seeing pedo shit he has searched A LOT of pedo shit intentionally from youtube.


I've never searched anything like that and it's the top result
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wolverinev2
11/26/17 9:21:54 PM
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I'm assuming it's the influx of those Disney/Marvel characters drugging and raping each other? Correct?

Yeah, those types of videos have been running amok on Youtube. Or the cartoons of them drinking pee, or the ones of kids getting kidnapped. etc. Youtube is just now starting to realize how big of a problem they are, and is going to take them down or demonetize them.
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ssj3vegeta
11/26/17 9:22:00 PM
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Gamer99z
11/26/17 9:23:00 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Axiom posted...
I'm kinda want to click and see if it gives a joke vid or serious one but I don't want to be put on a watch list >_>


TC, is joking. Vids i'm seeing are "how to have a clear skin, how to get faster internet, how to get sixpack, how to get whiter teeth".

if tc is seeing pedo shit he has searched A LOT of pedo shit intentionally from youtube.

I've never searched for anything like that ever and it's my top result. I even checked through Firefox Focus which doesn't have me logged in or anything and it's still the top result.
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NewerMernardi
11/26/17 9:23:02 PM
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#28 what the fuck is this shitpost
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Oshawottownage
11/26/17 9:23:06 PM
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wolverinev2 posted...
I'm assuming it's the influx of those Disney/Marvel characters drugging and raping each other? Correct?

Yeah, those types of videos have been running amok on Youtube. Or the cartoons of them drinking pee, or the ones of kids getting kidnapped. etc. Youtube is just now starting to realize how big of a problem they are, and is going to take them down or demonetize them.


....the fuck?
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Cookie Bag
11/26/17 9:23:39 PM
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wolverinev2 posted...
I'm assuming it's the influx of those Disney/Marvel characters drugging and raping each other? Correct?

Yeah, those types of videos have been running amok on Youtube. Or the cartoons of them drinking pee, or the ones of kids getting kidnapped. etc. Youtube is just now starting to realize how big of a problem they are, and is going to take them down or demonetize them.

Ah yeah i heard of this before, aren't there bots completely fucking up youtube's search algorithm by uploading really weird shit and having bots click on those videos and such?
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Darkninja42
11/26/17 9:24:19 PM
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wolverinev2 posted...
I'm assuming it's the influx of those Disney/Marvel characters drugging and raping each other? Correct?

Yeah, those types of videos have been running amok on Youtube. Or the cartoons of them drinking pee, or the ones of kids getting kidnapped. etc. Youtube is just now starting to realize how big of a problem they are, and is going to take them down or demonetize them.

This is my first time hearing about this. The fuck?
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Banana_Cyanide
11/26/17 9:25:04 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
I've never searched anything like that and it's the top result

I found out about this through twitter and tried it myself which prompted me to make this topic.
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wolverinev2
11/26/17 9:25:20 PM
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Cookie Bag posted...
wolverinev2 posted...
I'm assuming it's the influx of those Disney/Marvel characters drugging and raping each other? Correct?

Yeah, those types of videos have been running amok on Youtube. Or the cartoons of them drinking pee, or the ones of kids getting kidnapped. etc. Youtube is just now starting to realize how big of a problem they are, and is going to take them down or demonetize them.

Ah yeah i heard of this before, aren't there bots completely fucking up youtube's search algorithm by uploading really weird shit and having bots click on those videos and such?


People are speculating that the reason those videos get such high numbers. Is mainly due to bots subscribing to them and because of the weird factor. "Dude, check this weird shit out!" and now the video has a ton of views.
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Sami1000
11/26/17 9:25:34 PM
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I thought you mean after pressing search button. Checked the results that it suggested to finish the sentence, and now i see it too. Pretty fucked up, and also sorry TC, i wrongfully bashed you.
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C_Pain
11/26/17 9:27:21 PM
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its not that "jesus christ" worthyq
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BMXJouster
11/26/17 9:27:49 PM
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Oshawottownage posted...
....the fuck?

Darkninja42 posted...
This is my first time hearing about this. The fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_K-shDq-kM

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Vaati_Reborn
11/26/17 9:29:58 PM
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wolverinev2 posted...
I'm assuming it's the influx of those Disney/Marvel characters drugging and raping each other? Correct?

Yeah, those types of videos have been running amok on Youtube. Or the cartoons of them drinking pee, or the ones of kids getting kidnapped. etc. Youtube is just now starting to realize how big of a problem they are, and is going to take them down or demonetize them.

first thing I thought when I saw it. none of those videos come up under that search though that I saw at least
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Gamer99z
11/26/17 11:54:19 PM
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It's gone for me now, just the "s*x in school one"
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Eevee-Trainer
11/26/17 11:57:57 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
It's gone for me now, just the "s*x in school one"

Same
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Touya999
11/27/17 12:29:52 AM
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Its clickbait. i can have a rough idea.
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Bad_Mojo
11/27/17 12:33:44 AM
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All I see is the healthy question of how to have sex in school
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MuayThai85
11/27/17 12:35:44 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Can someone spoil it for me? >_>

Top result is "how to have s*x with your kids"


For me it's "how to have s*x in school"
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Zack_Attackv1
11/27/17 12:45:51 AM
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ZeroX91
11/27/17 12:47:56 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Can someone spoil it for me? >_>

"How to have s*x in school."
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ehhwhatever
11/27/17 12:53:30 AM
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Thankfully I got youtube red, i'm watched.
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bevan306
11/27/17 1:00:36 AM
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Naysaspace
11/27/17 1:03:55 AM
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my top result was "how to have a lucid dream"

B-B-B-B-BUT NET N-N-N-EUTRALITY???!!!
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Axiom
11/27/17 1:12:34 AM
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bevan306 posted...
https://www.reddit.com/r/ElsaGate/

Wtf. The video gone post is uncomfortably creepy. Is this stuff meant to appeal to child molestors or is it really bad videos that are some sort of meme to create and post
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