Current Events > Doctors appointment tomorrow for removing hemorrhoids, should I shave my ass?

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NOM 11/27/17 1:38:41 PM #1:	God I feel so bad for this poor doctor having to look all up in my hairy fat ass. I'd wager I have a hairier ass than most. On one hand I think I should try to make it as presentable as possible... but on the other hand it's not like she's going to be married to my ass. What do you think, should I shave it? --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:891146083] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote>God I feel so bad for this poor doctor having to look all up in my hairy fat ass. I'd wager I have a hairier ass than most. On one hand I think I should try to make it as presentable as possible... but on the other hand it's not like she's going to be married to my ass. What do you think, should I shave it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 11/27/17 1:38:57 PM #2:	Bleach it --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:891146099] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote>Bleach it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrPeppers 11/27/17 1:39:27 PM #3:	They will shave it with surgical clippers before they do anything --- http://i.imgur.com/SGkkbF0.png <cite>MrPeppers posted [p:891146121] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote>They will shave it with surgical clippers before they do anything</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 11/27/17 1:42:04 PM #5:	All things considered, the hair is probably one of the less disgusting parts that they'll be dealing with. --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:891146258] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote>All things considered, the hair is probably one of the less disgusting parts that they'll be dealing with.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 11/27/17 1:42:42 PM #6:	Hahahahahaha. --- Go home and be a family man. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:891146293] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote>Hahahahahaha.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 11/27/17 1:43:48 PM #7:	Irony posted... Bleach it I thought that went without saying.... I have such a weird ass, too. I say fat, but really it's a flat ass compared to the rotundness of the rest of my body. But there's hair and cottage cheese craters everywhere. --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:891146341] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote><cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>Bleach it</quote> I thought that went without saying.... I have such a weird ass, too. I say fat, but really it's a flat ass compared to the rotundness of the rest of my body. But there's hair and cottage cheese craters everywhere.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Top Crusader 11/27/17 1:44:07 PM #8:	I've no need for butt surgery at this time, but I feel your pain as a fellow super hairy butt guy. :( --- -- - <cite>The Top Crusader posted [p:891146349] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote>I've no need for butt surgery at this time, but I feel your pain as a fellow super hairy butt guy. :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DanielCormier 11/27/17 1:44:39 PM #9:	How bad are your hemorrhoids? --- http://i.imgur.com/YmrwIJx.jpg <cite>DanielCormier posted [p:891146375] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote>How bad are your hemorrhoids?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 11/27/17 1:49:12 PM #10:	DanielCormier posted... How bad are your hemorrhoids? Pretty bad. Itchy and painful most of the time and I can feel something protruding. And there's a LOT of blood when I poop. Honestly I'm worried it might not be hemorrhoids and more along the lines of colon cancer or something. --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:891146602] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote><cite>DanielCormier posted...</cite> <quote>How bad are your hemorrhoids?</quote> Pretty bad. Itchy and painful most of the time and I can feel something protruding. And there's a LOT of blood when I poop. Honestly I'm worried it might not be hemorrhoids and more along the lines of colon cancer or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 11/27/17 1:54:45 PM #11:	Sorry, TC, I just thought the idea of a man looking up another man's hairy ass was funny. --- Go home and be a family man. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:891146852] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote>Sorry, TC, I just thought the idea of a man looking up another man's hairy ass was funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 11/27/17 1:56:34 PM #12:	Scotty_Rogers posted... Sorry, TC, I just thought the idea of a man looking up another man's hairy ass was funny. My doctor is female --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:891146942] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote><cite>Scotty_Rogers posted...</cite> <quote>Sorry, TC, I just thought the idea of a man looking up another man's hairy ass was funny.</quote> My doctor is female</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PolishCockatiel 11/27/17 1:57:27 PM #13:	MrPeppers posted... They will shave it with surgical clippers before they do anything --- Responsibility, respect, obligation, honor, the welfare of the community... all should adhere to these principles and apply them in all aspects of one's life. <cite>PolishCockatiel posted [p:891146993] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrPeppers posted...</cite> <quote>They will shave it with surgical clippers before they do anything</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 11/27/17 1:58:33 PM #14:	Don't worry about it. They've probably seen all kinds of disgusting asses yours most likely won't even a blip on their radar if it's just clean. --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg http://debofnight.andcuriouser.com/ <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:891147048] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote>Don't worry about it. They've probably seen all kinds of disgusting asses yours most likely won't even a blip on their radar if it's just clean.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 11/27/17 1:59:18 PM #15:	Let them shave it. The last thing you want to happen is you accidentally screwing it up beforehand. After all, it is an annoying angle, plus you can't see it without doing some fancy mirror work. --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:891147101] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote>Let them shave it. The last thing you want to happen is you accidentally screwing it up beforehand. After all, it is an annoying angle, plus you can't see it without doing some fancy mirror work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yomi 11/27/17 2:00:32 PM #16:	You just need to worry about cleaning it. --- .0027 \| Helicopters fly over the beach, Same time every day, same routine. <cite>Yomi posted [p:891147165] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote>You just need to worry about cleaning it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blahblahfatbomb 11/27/17 2:16:24 PM #17:	Vyrulisse posted... Don't worry about it. They've probably seen all kinds of disgusting asses yours most likely won't even a blip on their radar if it's just clean. Swamps of Dagobah shudder --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>blahblahfatbomb posted [p:891147968] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vyrulisse posted...</cite> <quote>Don't worry about it. They've probably seen all kinds of disgusting asses yours most likely won't even a blip on their radar if it's just clean.</quote> Swamps of Dagobah shudder</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 11/27/17 2:25:33 PM #19:	NOM posted... DanielCormier posted... How bad are your hemorrhoids? Pretty bad. Itchy and painful most of the time and I can feel something protruding. And there's a LOT of blood when I poop. Honestly I'm worried it might not be hemorrhoids and more along the lines of colon cancer or something. That anxiety is normal man. Before I had full day headaches along with nose bleeds every day for 2 weeks straight. Felt like 75% sure I had something fucked in my head that was gonna just kill me at any point. It just went away and hasn't been back for like 2 years. Ive also had insanely painful stinging in my stomach that lasted over a week that I thought could end fatally. I couldn't walk without it hurting even more. Then it just faded away. Bodies are fuckin resilient man. Don't worry about it. Ive even had a external hemorrhoid before that just went away. It was exactly like you described and I could visually see it since I shave my ass sometimes. Life just sucks sometimes. You'll be on the other side of this and it'll just be a story you have :) --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:891148541] in Doctors ap... [t:76036308]...</cite> <quote><cite>NOM posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DanielCormier posted...</cite> <quote>How bad are your hemorrhoids?</quote> Pretty bad. Itchy and painful most of the time and I can feel something protruding. And there's a LOT of blood when I poop. Honestly I'm worried it might not be hemorrhoids and more along the lines of colon cancer or something.</quote> That anxiety is normal man. Before I had full day headaches along with nose bleeds every day for 2 weeks straight. Felt like 75% sure I had something fucked in my head that was gonna just kill me at any point. It just went away and hasn't been back for like 2 years. Ive also had insanely painful stinging in my stomach that lasted over a week that I thought could end fatally. I couldn't walk without it hurting even more. Then it just faded away. Bodies are fuckin resilient man. Don't worry about it. Ive even had a external hemorrhoid before that just went away. It was exactly like you described and I could visually see it since I shave my ass sometimes. Life just sucks sometimes. You'll be on the other side of this and it'll just be a story you have :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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