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teepan95
11/30/17 11:11:26 AM
#101:


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D) Ask for a dick pic. That way you have evidence of Steve being a Chad and then you can use this to break them up. "Take one for the team"

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PiOverlord
11/30/17 11:12:17 AM
#102:


A to compromise him.
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GiftedACIII
11/30/17 11:16:25 AM
#103:


MikeArmstrong posted...
D) Ask for a dick pic. That way you have evidence of Steve being a Chad and then you can use this to break them up. "Take one for the team"

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Alkaloid
11/30/17 11:20:54 AM
#104:


C because, as everyone knows, women talk exactly like that at all times
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_Reivax_
11/30/17 11:29:09 AM
#105:


GiftedACIII posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...
D) Ask for a dick pic. That way you have evidence of Steve being a Chad and then you can use this to break them up. "Take one for the team"

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KILBOTz
11/30/17 11:33:15 AM
#106:


d, let chad know you want to see his meat log
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WafflehouseJK
11/30/17 11:34:30 AM
#107:


MikeArmstrong posted...
D) Ask for a dick pic. That way you have evidence of Steve being a Chad and then you can use this to break them up. "Take one for the team"

This, otherwise C.
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EnragedSlith
11/30/17 1:05:10 PM
#108:


D for d
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Kaname_Madoka
11/30/17 1:24:11 PM
#109:


Alkaloid posted...
C because, as everyone knows, women talk exactly like that at all times

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Mr_Biscuit
11/30/17 2:23:02 PM
#110:


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Eevee-Trainer
11/30/17 2:24:53 PM
#111:


EnragedSlith posted...
D for d

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YourDrunkFather
11/30/17 2:24:58 PM
#112:


E. I send a dick pic
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fire_bolt
11/30/17 4:12:23 PM
#113:


A
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WafflehouseJK
12/01/17 4:30:06 AM
#114:


Bump
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MikeArmstrong
12/01/17 1:37:12 PM
#115:


Pinky plz
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Mr_Biscuit
12/01/17 2:10:38 PM
#116:


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PiOverlord
12/01/17 2:28:05 PM
#117:


Mr_Biscuit posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...
Pinky plz

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pinky0926
12/01/17 6:17:39 PM
#118:


Brb
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Funkydog
12/01/17 7:39:01 PM
#119:


pinky0926 posted...
Brb

No plz.
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MikeArmstrong
12/01/17 8:47:33 PM
#120:


Funkydog posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Brb

No plz.
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goldenBoi45
12/01/17 10:29:10 PM
#121:


This cyoa quality takes me back to the AssMuff days

Also D
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WafflehouseJK
12/02/17 3:45:49 AM
#122:


goldenBoi45 posted...
This cyoa quality takes me back to the AssMuff days


This tbh.

It really reminds me of Assmuff. Pinky should write CYOA's more often
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Eevee-Trainer
12/02/17 3:48:18 AM
#123:


WafflehouseJK posted...
Pinky should write CYOA's more often

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_Reivax_
12/02/17 4:06:26 AM
#124:


PiOverlord posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...
Pinky plz

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teepan95
12/02/17 5:15:13 AM
#125:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Pinky should write CYOA's more often

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Funkydog
12/02/17 6:29:03 AM
#126:


teepan95 posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Pinky should write CYOA's more often

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pinky0926
12/02/17 8:58:14 AM
#127:


D). You know full well you've got Steve by his probably big and probably clean-shaven balls, so you go in for the kill. If you have clear evidence of infidelity then this is game, set, match (a phrase you assume is an idiom, what a curiously redundant set of words). You reason that since you'd love it if a girl sent you pictures of her unmentionables, any women would want dick pics sent in return. And then all you'd have to do is forward the damning pictures to your lady in waiting. Once she drops Steve for being an immoral cretin she'll realise what a great friend you've been all this time. And friend status is just one well-timed tactical hug away from girlfriend status.

Ignoring the tiny voice in your head asking why a lady has never asked to see your penis, you write "So big boy, are you really a big boy? lol. Why don't you show me what you got ;)". Quietly proud at how easily you mirrored the brainless speech pattern of most of the women you've ever had brief disjointed conversations with, you hit send.

Steve's response is instant this time. "Hmm I'm sorry babe. My girlfriend doesn't know this but I actually prefer guys :)" He says.

Plot twist of the century. Steve, the ultimate Chad, is gay?? The last time you were this shocked was at The Moment in Final Fantasy VII (do you even need name it?)

Steve, gay. This gets better and better. But you're left in a quandery. You think if you forwarded this to your damsel in distress, it won't be enough to convince her of Steve's impropriety. She'll think he was joking, or confused. No, you need that dick pic. And you may have to do something risky to get it.

A) Tell him you want to see it anyway just because he's handsome
B) Reveal that you are in fact a man in disguise, and you'll share your dick pics first to convince him
C) Forward it to your Lady anyway, see if she buys it
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nicklebro
12/02/17 9:00:01 AM
#128:


Ha, skipped right to the last post, first sentence did not disappoint.
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MikeArmstrong
12/02/17 9:00:33 AM
#129:


B
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teepan95
12/02/17 9:01:35 AM
#130:


A
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Funkydog
12/02/17 9:02:57 AM
#131:


MikeArmstrong posted...
B

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GiftedACIII
12/02/17 9:25:41 AM
#132:


Funkydog posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...
B

I want to say this but this is probably him trying to trap us into revealing ourselves. I say B. But say we're transgender to throw him for a loop.
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scar the 1
12/02/17 11:28:45 AM
#133:


C
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Kaname_Madoka
12/02/17 1:13:47 PM
#134:


Wow okay pinky

This is a god tier CYOA

B
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WafflehouseJK
12/02/17 4:15:15 PM
#135:


B
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Eevee-Trainer
12/02/17 5:24:23 PM
#136:


B
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Alkaloid
12/02/17 10:01:15 PM
#137:


BBB

But boy do I expect this to backfire horribly
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Master_Bass
12/02/17 10:38:12 PM
#138:


B!
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_Reivax_
12/03/17 6:37:58 AM
#139:


B
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fire_bolt
12/03/17 9:20:02 AM
#140:


B
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pinky0926
12/03/17 8:05:18 PM
#141:


Brb
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KILBOTz
12/04/17 11:47:53 AM
#142:


He needs to photoshop his own penis on the pics he stole. That way his dick pics can't be traced back to him.
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Funkydog
12/04/17 4:38:58 PM
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PiOverlord
12/04/17 8:47:50 PM
#144:


The cyoa is dead!
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pinky0926
12/04/17 9:03:54 PM
#145:


[ill be back soon, promise]
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KILBOTz
12/05/17 5:44:26 PM
#146:


anyone got pinky's number? I wanna send him a dick pic. I don't know why but I think he would like it and it would motivate him. that's normal, right?
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/06/17 2:29:47 AM
#147:


KILBOTz posted...
anyone got pinky's number? I wanna send him a dick pic. I don't know why but I think he would like it and it would motivate him. that's normal, right?

That could help motivate Pinky! Have you considered a PM?
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WafflehouseJK
12/06/17 2:30:48 AM
#148:


CYOA with a great start, clever and funny writing, and ultimately doesn't get finished?

Damn, this really does feel like an AssMuff CYOA.
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Eevee-Trainer
12/06/17 2:50:33 AM
#149:


*pounds the table* GIVE US MORE.
*pounds the table* GIVE US MORE.
*pounds the table* GIVE US MORE.
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Funkydog
12/06/17 6:29:54 AM
#150:


pinkyplzrespond :(
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