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teepan95 11/30/17 11:11:26 AM #101: |
MikeArmstrong posted...
D) Ask for a dick pic. That way you have evidence of Steve being a Chad and then you can use this to break them up. "Take one for the team" --- I use Gameraven and you should too. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 11/30/17 11:12:17 AM #102: |
A to compromise him.
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GiftedACIII 11/30/17 11:16:25 AM #103: |
MikeArmstrong posted...
D) Ask for a dick pic. That way you have evidence of Steve being a Chad and then you can use this to break them up. "Take one for the team" --- </topic> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alkaloid 11/30/17 11:20:54 AM #104: |
C because, as everyone knows, women talk exactly like that at all times
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_Reivax_ 11/30/17 11:29:09 AM #105: |
GiftedACIII posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...D) Ask for a dick pic. That way you have evidence of Steve being a Chad and then you can use this to break them up. "Take one for the team" --- I am Pieman, Lord of the Never-ending, Undefeatable, Unbreakable Pies ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KILBOTz 11/30/17 11:33:15 AM #106: |
d, let chad know you want to see his meat log
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WafflehouseJK 11/30/17 11:34:30 AM #107: |
MikeArmstrong posted...
D) Ask for a dick pic. That way you have evidence of Steve being a Chad and then you can use this to break them up. "Take one for the team" This, otherwise C. --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnragedSlith 11/30/17 1:05:10 PM #108: |
D for d
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Kaname_Madoka 11/30/17 1:24:11 PM #109: |
Alkaloid posted...
C because, as everyone knows, women talk exactly like that at all times --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m Dokkan FC: 1923172355 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Biscuit 11/30/17 2:23:02 PM #110: |
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Eevee-Trainer 11/30/17 2:24:53 PM #111: |
EnragedSlith posted...
D for d --- Maybe I'll put something here one day. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YourDrunkFather 11/30/17 2:24:58 PM #112: |
E. I send a dick pic
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fire_bolt 11/30/17 4:12:23 PM #113: |
A
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WafflehouseJK 12/01/17 4:30:06 AM #114: |
Bump
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MikeArmstrong 12/01/17 1:37:12 PM #115: |
Pinky plz
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Mr_Biscuit 12/01/17 2:10:38 PM #116: |
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PiOverlord 12/01/17 2:28:05 PM #117: |
Mr_Biscuit posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...Pinky plz --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 17; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, Caring is sharing: https://imgur.com/a/W3bEo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 12/01/17 6:17:39 PM #118: |
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Funkydog 12/01/17 7:39:01 PM #119: |
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MikeArmstrong 12/01/17 8:47:33 PM #120: |
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pinky0926 posted...Brb ... Copied to Clipboard!
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goldenBoi45 12/01/17 10:29:10 PM #121: |
This cyoa quality takes me back to the AssMuff days
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WafflehouseJK 12/02/17 3:45:49 AM #122: |
goldenBoi45 posted...
This cyoa quality takes me back to the AssMuff days This tbh. It really reminds me of Assmuff. Pinky should write CYOA's more often --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eevee-Trainer 12/02/17 3:48:18 AM #123: |
WafflehouseJK posted...
Pinky should write CYOA's more often --- Maybe I'll put something here one day. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Reivax_ 12/02/17 4:06:26 AM #124: |
PiOverlord posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...MikeArmstrong posted...Pinky plz --- I am Pieman, Lord of the Never-ending, Undefeatable, Unbreakable Pies ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 12/02/17 5:15:13 AM #125: |
Eevee-Trainer posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...Pinky should write CYOA's more often --- I use Gameraven and you should too. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkydog 12/02/17 6:29:03 AM #126: |
teepan95 posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...WafflehouseJK posted...Pinky should write CYOA's more often --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 12/02/17 8:58:14 AM #127: |
D). You know full well you've got Steve by his probably big and probably clean-shaven balls, so you go in for the kill. If you have clear evidence of infidelity then this is game, set, match (a phrase you assume is an idiom, what a curiously redundant set of words). You reason that since you'd love it if a girl sent you pictures of her unmentionables, any women would want dick pics sent in return. And then all you'd have to do is forward the damning pictures to your lady in waiting. Once she drops Steve for being an immoral cretin she'll realise what a great friend you've been all this time. And friend status is just one well-timed tactical hug away from girlfriend status.
Ignoring the tiny voice in your head asking why a lady has never asked to see your penis, you write "So big boy, are you really a big boy? lol. Why don't you show me what you got ;)". Quietly proud at how easily you mirrored the brainless speech pattern of most of the women you've ever had brief disjointed conversations with, you hit send. Steve's response is instant this time. "Hmm I'm sorry babe. My girlfriend doesn't know this but I actually prefer guys :)" He says. Plot twist of the century. Steve, the ultimate Chad, is gay?? The last time you were this shocked was at The Moment in Final Fantasy VII (do you even need name it?) Steve, gay. This gets better and better. But you're left in a quandery. You think if you forwarded this to your damsel in distress, it won't be enough to convince her of Steve's impropriety. She'll think he was joking, or confused. No, you need that dick pic. And you may have to do something risky to get it. A) Tell him you want to see it anyway just because he's handsome B) Reveal that you are in fact a man in disguise, and you'll share your dick pics first to convince him C) Forward it to your Lady anyway, see if she buys it --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nicklebro 12/02/17 9:00:01 AM #128: |
Ha, skipped right to the last post, first sentence did not disappoint.
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MikeArmstrong 12/02/17 9:00:33 AM #129: |
B
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teepan95 12/02/17 9:01:35 AM #130: |
A
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Funkydog 12/02/17 9:02:57 AM #131: |
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GiftedACIII 12/02/17 9:25:41 AM #132: |
Funkydog posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...B I want to say this but this is probably him trying to trap us into revealing ourselves. I say B. But say we're transgender to throw him for a loop. --- </topic> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scar the 1 12/02/17 11:28:45 AM #133: |
C
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Kaname_Madoka 12/02/17 1:13:47 PM #134: |
Wow okay pinky
This is a god tier CYOA B --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m Dokkan FC: 1923172355 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WafflehouseJK 12/02/17 4:15:15 PM #135: |
B
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Eevee-Trainer 12/02/17 5:24:23 PM #136: |
B
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Alkaloid 12/02/17 10:01:15 PM #137: |
BBB
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Master_Bass 12/02/17 10:38:12 PM #138: |
B!
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_Reivax_ 12/03/17 6:37:58 AM #139: |
B
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fire_bolt 12/03/17 9:20:02 AM #140: |
B
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pinky0926 12/03/17 8:05:18 PM #141: |
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KILBOTz 12/04/17 11:47:53 AM #142: |
He needs to photoshop his own penis on the pics he stole. That way his dick pics can't be traced back to him.
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Funkydog 12/04/17 4:38:58 PM #143: |
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PiOverlord 12/04/17 8:47:50 PM #144: |
The cyoa is dead!
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pinky0926 12/04/17 9:03:54 PM #145: |
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KILBOTz 12/05/17 5:44:26 PM #146: |
anyone got pinky's number? I wanna send him a dick pic. I don't know why but I think he would like it and it would motivate him. that's normal, right?
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0AbsoluteZero0 12/06/17 2:29:47 AM #147: |
KILBOTz posted...
anyone got pinky's number? I wanna send him a dick pic. I don't know why but I think he would like it and it would motivate him. that's normal, right? That could help motivate Pinky! Have you considered a PM? --- -The Admirable ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WafflehouseJK 12/06/17 2:30:48 AM #148: |
CYOA with a great start, clever and funny writing, and ultimately doesn't get finished?
Damn, this really does feel like an AssMuff CYOA. --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eevee-Trainer 12/06/17 2:50:33 AM #149: |
*pounds the table* GIVE US MORE.
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Funkydog 12/06/17 6:29:54 AM #150: |
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