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ssj3vegeta
12/02/17 6:47:02 PM
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Turbam
12/02/17 6:50:26 PM
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I wouldn't want that basic thot as my sex slave
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r4X0r
12/02/17 6:51:23 PM
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Meh. I've let my wife punch me in the face on a few occasions here and there, when I especially deserved it.
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ThyCorndog
12/02/17 6:52:17 PM
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that all she got?
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Sami1000
12/02/17 6:53:07 PM
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Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can.
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JRaasin
12/02/17 6:54:09 PM
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Sami1000 posted...


jesus fucking christ
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ssj3vegeta
12/02/17 6:55:37 PM
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Twin3Turbo
12/02/17 7:01:55 PM
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r4X0r posted...
Meh. I've let my wife punch me in the face on a few occasions here and there, when I especially deserved it.

You shouldnt. Its literally domestic violence and i hope society hasnt brainwashed you into thinking that you might deserve being hit.
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Offworlder1
12/02/17 7:52:28 PM
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Nope, I do not own or want to own any slaves or any kind.
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NOM
12/02/17 7:53:41 PM
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Sure, I can take a punch.

Especially from a chick.
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AlisLandale
12/02/17 7:55:54 PM
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Twin3Turbo posted...
r4X0r posted...
Meh. I've let my wife punch me in the face on a few occasions here and there, when I especially deserved it.

You shouldnt. Its literally domestic violence and i hope society hasnt brainwashed you into thinking that you might deserve being hit.


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MakoReizei
12/02/17 7:57:01 PM
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r4X0r posted...
Meh. I've let my wife punch me in the face on a few occasions here and there, when I especially deserved it.

She's cheating on you most likely
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MrResetti
12/02/17 7:59:54 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can.

Lol
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Xelltrix
12/02/17 8:00:43 PM
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Sami1000 posted...


wtf
r4X0r posted...
Meh. I've let my wife punch me in the face on a few occasions here and there, when I especially deserved it.


wtf
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thronedfire2
12/02/17 8:09:27 PM
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I was drunk and let a female friend punch me in the face once

it wasn't too bad
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Seneca_Wallace_
12/02/17 8:10:26 PM
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what's the downside?
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JRaasin
12/03/17 1:03:52 AM
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this topic has some gems lemme tell ya
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Zodd3224
12/03/17 1:27:41 AM
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Absolutely. Its a win/win situation.
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Muffinz0rz
12/03/17 1:30:00 AM
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Sami1000 posted...
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can.

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PlsGodDontBanMe
12/03/17 1:33:16 AM
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Sami1000 posted...
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can.

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ToadallyAwesome
12/03/17 1:35:54 AM
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Some of these responses are Gold!
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Letron_James
12/03/17 1:42:47 AM
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Sami1000 posted...
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can.


what the fuck
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Callixtus
12/03/17 1:45:10 AM
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Where do I get punched, and how many times?
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Xelltrix
12/03/17 1:45:41 AM
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lmao he deleted the post.
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ssj3vegeta2
12/03/17 8:40:48 AM
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Caution999
12/03/17 8:55:37 AM
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That wasn't even over 9000 :(
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UnfairRepresent
12/03/17 8:59:23 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can.
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WarDog2016
12/03/17 8:59:46 AM
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did Sami delete or get modded? I thought it was pure gold, tbqh.
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Vyrulisse
12/03/17 9:02:41 AM
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Kaname_Madoka
12/03/17 2:48:17 PM
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@Sami1000
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ThePrinceFish
12/03/17 2:52:39 PM
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Based Sami
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NeonOctopus
12/03/17 2:53:39 PM
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JRaasin posted...
Sami1000 posted...

jesus fucking christ

what did it say? >_>
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LittleRoyal
12/03/17 2:53:51 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I was drunk and let a female friend punch me in the face once

it wasn't too bad

This is actual sexism.

We can see that she is punching much harder than most men in this gif yet a few CEmen are still just saying its a girl wont be that bad lol
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ThePrinceFish
12/03/17 2:54:42 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
JRaasin posted...
Sami1000 posted...

jesus fucking christ

what did it say? >_>

Sami1000 posted...
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can.

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NeonOctopus
12/03/17 2:56:00 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
JRaasin posted...
Sami1000 posted...

jesus fucking christ

what did it say? >_>

Sami1000 posted...
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can.

lmao
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Kaname_Madoka
12/03/17 2:57:23 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
ThePrinceFish posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
JRaasin posted...
Sami1000 posted...

jesus fucking christ

what did it say? >_>

Sami1000 posted...
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can.

lmao

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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/03/17 2:58:20 PM
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I've been punched by a girl. She was kinda butch too. Friend of a friend. We were all drinking and somehow this girl and I ended up like shadow boxing. After the third punch, I suspected maybe she thought I was actually trying to fight her. I asked her and apparently she thought I was. We had a good laugh at the misunderstanding. I was kinda disappointed she didn't hit harder tbh. She looked pretty tough and had good form, so she clearly knew how to fight.
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thronedfire2
12/03/17 3:03:46 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
I was drunk and let a female friend punch me in the face once

it wasn't too bad

This is actual sexism.

We can see that she is punching much harder than most men in this gif yet a few CEmen are still just saying its a girl wont be that bad lol


I don't know those punching bag things well enough to have any frame of reference as to how hard she's hitting
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YellowSUV
12/03/17 3:06:26 PM
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We needs those numbers translated into the numbers from the punching machine in DBZ.
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Sami1000
12/03/17 3:12:03 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
@Sami1000


yeah, i got modded for that.
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Xelltrix
12/03/17 3:20:04 PM
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I dont really see why thats mod worthy... weird and hilarious, sure... but offensive or whatever? Smh mods
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ThePrinceFish
12/03/17 3:46:16 PM
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I for one am glad I got to see it before mods decided to purge all trace of it from the topic.
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Xelltrix
12/03/17 3:48:32 PM
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Kind of felt like it would happen anyway (even though I really don't feel like it was modworthy) so I made sure not to quote it, lol.
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industrializeit
12/03/17 4:15:57 PM
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Someone get the mod and post it. Like it really matters for this site... >.>
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solosnake
12/03/17 4:20:02 PM
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What the hell did I miss? there is like 20 deleted posts
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SpiritSephiroth
12/03/17 4:25:31 PM
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solosnake posted...
What the hell did I miss? there is like 20 deleted posts

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Dyinglegacy
12/03/17 4:34:52 PM
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Someone please send me a pm, or repost a watered down version of what he said. I MUST know. I'm a degenerate and don't get offended, so no worries.
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King Rial
12/03/17 4:37:52 PM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
solosnake posted...
What the hell did I miss? there is like 20 deleted posts

@Sami1000
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Xelltrix
12/03/17 4:38:06 PM
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He basically made a detailed post about how he wanted her to use his scortum for boxing practice.
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_Near_
12/03/17 4:38:59 PM
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i was confused for a second, then i realized that all the other posts just got deleted for quoting post #4.

which is funny because it totally wasn't that bad.
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