Current Events > I had the most epic dream last night

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It started off with me laying on my bed as a black man and former WWE divas champion AJ Lee comes in and has sex with me. It lasts like 12 seconds but they were very memorable seconds. Anyway, upon completion, she gets a really goofy look on her face and I'm just like thanks. It ends with me having to wait for all the baby batter to leak out of my V-Giny (I have one now for some reason). Skipping past the uninteresting scene where I try to clean up the copious amounts of CEmen from the sheets, this part ends.

This cuts to a scene with me and my mom driving by the library and for some reason we get out and start walking. As we're walking a little brown girl shows up and is like hey cornman! I'm like... Hello. She then jumps off her perch and down to us and starts walking with us. I keep thinking man where do I know you from? (I don't think it's ever directly stated but she may have been a manifestation of an old school friend) anyway for some reason the two of us are transportated to a school. She says something like I gotta go pee real quick and it ends there.

Somehow, I'm then transportated to my old school where I'm carrying a little blonde girl. Maybe not little perse, but like 14 or something. Anyway she's wrapped up in a blanket and im carrying her for some reason. I think people were bullying her or something and I rescued her..... Or something. I'm carrying her around the school and I get into an argument with someone and eventually I realize that I'm just holding something in one hand now. Turns out.... Somehow me arguing fucking disintegrated the girl I was holding, and now she's the size of my hand; I open the blanket and all there is is mush and a tiny heart in the middle. For some reason this makes me go fuckin crazy, I start running around screaming like hungry box when he won evo 2016. I'm running around everywhere and every time I blink there's weird graphic imagery. I somehow get the idea that a nine inch nails song is playing but I'm pretty sure it was Rob zombie now that I think about it. I'm going crazy and fuckin Trent Reznor shows up on a screen singing a new song I haven't heard before and around that time, that part ends.

The entire dream ends with (I shit you not) me going on CE and I'm about to make a topic about how I just had sex but I realized that this is a dream so I shouldn't post that.
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Why in the world did she call you cornman?
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Turbam posted...

Why in the world did she call you cornman?

She didn't, she called me ruben but I don't want to say my real name on CE
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tl;dr?
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Muffinz0rz posted...

tl;dr?

It'll take you like 30 seconds to read that come on.
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you could have been dreaming of lolis instead
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Muffinz0rz posted...

tl;dr?

TC dreams about little girls
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Renault posted...

you could have been dreaming of lolis instead

Y

AeroFlash15 posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

tl;dr?

TC dreams about little girls

N...no...
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Guh
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Guh

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DocileOrangeCup posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Guh

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I had a dream me and @DocileOrangeCup were making out on the beach but since I don't know what your face looks like it was just Elijah Wood but I knew it was actually you
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Yaridovich posted...

I had a dream me and @DocileOrangeCup were making out on the beach but since I don't know what your face looks like it was just Elijah Wood but I knew it was actually you

FUCKIN TWO IN A ROW FFS

I KNOW I WAS THERE
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I'm sorry I yelled
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I had a dream that DocileOrangeCup made me shove batteries up my nose
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

I had a dream that DocileOrangeCup made me shove batteries up my nose

that wasnt a dream

i wanted to give you energfy
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ya
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yaaaaaaah
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i put too much effort typing all that for 4 posts
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I had a dream once where Vegy and I were friends and ran with some gang or other. It was weird, because Ill never know what Vegy looks like, so he was Travolta. I think Gamma was there too.

I havent had vodka since.
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was gamma 1tonsteamrolleverything or his usual tom green'y self
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I dont remember. If I had to put a face to it, probably Lanipator.
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wait really? wasn't gamma super skinny?

that's a neat dream either way
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