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Harpie
12/20/17 7:26:02 PM
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it's BREAKING MY FUCKING GLASSES

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

my dad's gonna be so pissed, like he might shatter a glass over my head kinda pissed

maybe i can get my stepmom to drive me to a place where i can get contacts, but she'd 100% snitch
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C_Pain
12/20/17 7:26:34 PM
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LMAO GET FUCKING REKT SON

xDDD
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Volkswagen_Bros
12/20/17 7:28:47 PM
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Oh, I thought you finally learned how to do a backbend.
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Harpie
12/20/17 7:29:01 PM
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C_Pain posted...
LMAO GET FUCKING REKT SON

xDDD

leave a nice eulogy pls
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josifrees
12/20/17 7:29:07 PM
#5:


You can glue em back together
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Vegy
12/20/17 7:29:08 PM
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Harpie
12/20/17 7:29:12 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Oh, I thought you finally learned how to do a backbend.

i wish
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AlisLandale
12/20/17 7:29:20 PM
#8:


For the love of all that is holy get the fuck out of your step-dad's care.
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Vicious_Dios
12/20/17 7:29:47 PM
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Sounds like you need to switch over to contacts, I guess.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/20/17 7:30:19 PM
#10:


The Man just wants you to believe you need glasses anyway. Its all a scam
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Harpie
12/20/17 7:31:37 PM
#11:


Vegy posted...
how much do dey cost

around $160

josifrees posted...
You can glue em back together

all i have is stick glue

AlisLandale posted...
For the love of all that is holy get the fuck out of your dad's care.

Yeah I know, I will eventually. But for now I'm here

Vicious_Dios posted...
Sounds like you need to switch over to contacts, I guess.

Yeah I know I'd look ugly asf with them but I honestly can't deal with glasses anymore
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Squall28
12/20/17 7:31:59 PM
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Get the flexible ones.
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josifrees
12/20/17 7:32:06 PM
#13:


Go get a hot glue gun or some gorilla glue
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Harpie
12/20/17 7:33:11 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
The Man just wants you to believe you need glasses anyway. Its all a scam

but without them i can't read or see anything unless it's less than two inches from my face
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nevershine
12/20/17 7:34:06 PM
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Don't sweat it chick
You got this!

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itachi15243
12/20/17 7:35:40 PM
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I have this same talent. Show pictures of them and I'll tell you what to do to fix them, and make up a reasonable lie.

Have you ever had. A contact prescription before or even worn them?: http://www.visiondirect.co.uk/no-prescription-needed they ship to us, no script needed, completely legal.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
12/20/17 7:36:05 PM
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Harpie posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The Man just wants you to believe you need glasses anyway. Its all a scam

but without them i can't read or see anything unless it's less than two inches from my face

Same.

I can read off of a pin head.

Can't read shit 10ft away.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/20/17 7:39:26 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Harpie posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The Man just wants you to believe you need glasses anyway. Its all a scam

but without them i can't read or see anything unless it's less than two inches from my face

Same.

I can read off of a pin head.

Can't read shit 10ft away.


Ugh. You guys are playing right into his hands. You only think you can't see good cause of his influence.
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Vegy
12/20/17 7:40:27 PM
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Harpie posted...
around $160

daum dats a lot, how much are contacts?
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SSJGrimReaper
12/20/17 7:54:35 PM
#20:


Harpie posted...
like he might shatter a glass over my head kinda pissed

whoa wtf
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Harpie
12/20/17 8:00:48 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Get the flexible ones.

those only come in kid sizes tho
my head too phat

josifrees posted...
Go get a hot glue gun or some gorilla glue

imma get some gorilla glue i think, this is a good idea i didnt think of it

itachi15243 posted...
I have this same talent. Show pictures of them and I'll tell you what to do to fix them, and make up a reasonable lie.

Have you ever had. A contact prescription before or even worn them?: http://www.visiondirect.co.uk/no-prescription-needed they ship to us, no script needed, completely legal.

the screw just fell out is all. I stepped on them and it popped out

I've tried the testers, and it's super irratating since I need thicker ones but I think it's worth it

Vegy posted...
Harpie posted...
around $160

daum dats a lot, how much are contacts?

that was the contact price, glasses are usually around $80 for the frames and $60 for the lens

SSJGrimReaper posted...
Harpie posted...
like he might shatter a glass over my head kinda pissed

whoa wtf

I know that's oddly specific but that's what he did last time lol
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Lost_All_Senses
12/20/17 8:08:31 PM
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I don't get your non-chalant attitude towards physical abuse. If you don't take it serious you can't be surprised if no one else does
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BlackHorse6969
12/20/17 8:09:35 PM
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lmfao your topics keep getting funnier. also, stop sitting on your glasses
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BlackHorse6969
12/20/17 8:09:58 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't get your non-chalant attitude towards physical abuse. If you don't take it serious you can't be surprised if no one else does

cuz it's not real. it's her gimmick
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Ruvan22
12/20/17 9:03:31 PM
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Could your step mom help you get them repaired?
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MrResetti
12/20/17 9:05:05 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
12/20/17 9:07:50 PM
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MrResetti posted...
Are you a man again yet or what

Does Harpie digivolve into Harper
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gnome from nome
12/20/17 9:08:46 PM
#28:


Ask Sayoria to make it look like its repaired lmao
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JustMonika
12/20/17 9:08:53 PM
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Pretty sure Harpie isn't a man.

Can confirm...
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Wolfenstein2000
12/20/17 9:10:04 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
JustMonika posted...
Pretty sure Harpie isn't a man.

Can confirm...


Said the brave little alt.


Not Harpie's alt

Can confirm
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TheCyborgNinja
12/20/17 9:10:40 PM
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May as well put it to good use by riding around in a van with a great dane, a Chad, a stoner, and a pretty redhead, solving ghost-related mysteries.
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Vegy
12/20/17 9:12:42 PM
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Harpie posted...
that was the contact price, glasses are usually around $80 for the frames and $60 for the lens

what about dem laser eye surgeries
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Harpie
12/20/17 11:43:37 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't get your non-chalant attitude towards physical abuse. If you don't take it serious you can't be surprised if no one else does

If I'm serious then it'll just end up making me upset. If I make fun of it it makes it seem like it's happening to someone else so it doesn't bother me as much

I dont want pity

@MrResetti posted...
Are you a man again yet or what

who what where when how

SSJGrimReaper posted...
Does Harpie digivolve into Harper

yes

gnome from nome posted...
Ask Sayoria to make it look like its repaired lmao

lol

JustMonika posted...
Pretty sure Harpie isn't a man.

Can confirm...

<3333

RedWhiteBlue posted...
Yo seriously get contacts, I've seen a pic of you without glasses and you don't look like a 12 year old.

That's reassuring, you're the only person ever to compliment my appearance without glasses
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Harpie
12/20/17 11:44:24 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
May as well put it to good use by riding around in a van with a great dane, a Chad, a stoner, and a pretty redhead, solving ghost-related mysteries.

fuck that talking dog

Vegy posted...
what about dem laser eye surgeries

a few grand
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SusanGreenEyes
12/20/17 11:48:43 PM
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You mentioned that all that happened to the glasses is a screw fell out.
For $6 you can buy a glasses repair kit with a little screwdriver and a few screws.
Maybe you can buy one and have someone help you fix them.
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--Zero-
12/20/17 11:50:11 PM
#39:


Your only good topic was the boobs one.
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eggcorn
12/20/17 11:50:57 PM
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Harpie posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The Man just wants you to believe you need glasses anyway. Its all a scam

but without them i can't read or see anything unless it's less than two inches from my face

two inches is all i need
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josifrees
12/20/17 11:54:16 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
You mentioned that all that happened to the glasses is a screw fell out.
For $6 you can buy a glasses repair kit with a little screwdriver and a few screws.
Maybe you can buy one and have someone help you fix them.


This I didnt see screw part
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MoistenedYouth
12/20/17 11:55:48 PM
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Harpie posted...
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i still can't decipher this
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DocDelicious
12/20/17 11:59:57 PM
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Warby Parker
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Harpie
12/21/17 12:12:59 AM
#44:


SusanGreenEyes posted...
You mentioned that all that happened to the glasses is a screw fell out.
For $6 you can buy a glasses repair kit with a little screwdriver and a few screws.
Maybe you can buy one and have someone help you fix them.

Imma do this next time I get to a store that has them. For now, tape and some string will have to do

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Your only good topic was the boobs one.

There'll be another one in Febuary, pictures and all. That's my one year anniversary of the breast reduction!

eggcorn posted...
two inches is all i need

Imma need a lil more than that honey q;

MoistenedYouth posted...
Harpie posted...
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i still can't decipher this

My 3ds friend code and my name lol
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