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chill02
12/21/17 4:21:50 PM
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Went to see Spider-Man. 12:30 PM showing, not too crowded. Booked me a damn good seat. I made myself comfortable. Then, a group of seven boys, aged around 13 or 14, takes their seats right behind me. They were chatting something fierce, but I figured that would stop once the movie started. A couple in their early twenties sits right in front of me.

During the movie, those fucking kids would not shut the fuck up. After about 30 minutes, I politely ask them if they could keep quiet, and they responded by telling me to "shut my fucking mouth". Meanwhile, the couple in front of me was getting pretty damn handsy with each other. The girl was outright moaning at one point. My blood was starting to boil. I just wanted to watch the fucking movie without being disturbed. So I texted the cinema security, explained the multiple disturbances, and in they came. Paused the movie, turned the lights on, caught the couple with their pants down (literally). They booted the horny couple out first, and then turned to the kids, who were given a choice: either shut up or be escorted out. They said they were going to be quiet, and security left. But that was a lie, as they were back to being a nuisance only minutes later, so I called security back in and had them thrown out too.

After the movie ended, the manager approached me and offered me a free movie ticket as compensation, which was kinda useless to me, as I'm part of their members club which gets unlimited free tickets for 25 a month. But yeah, I would have much preferred it if the whole thing could have been avoided.

TL;DR: Went to see Spider-Man, got bothered by loud kids and a couple pleasuring each other. Had them all thrown out by security and was offered a useless compensation by the manager.
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Freddie_Mercury
12/21/17 4:23:06 PM
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with great power comes great responsibility
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Turtlebread
12/21/17 4:23:23 PM
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chill02 using euros
chill02 getting mad at anything

something doesn't add up
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glitteringfairy
12/21/17 4:25:23 PM
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Yea why the fuck did chill use euros. He's American and lives in Washington or Oregon or something
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Giant_Aspirin
12/21/17 4:27:13 PM
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kudos to you for taking exactly the right steps. you politely asked, got told off, and then went to the proper authority. glad they all got kicked out but im sorry you had a shitty experience.

chill02 posted...
for 25 a month.


wait, you're in Europe? o_O
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chill02
12/21/17 4:27:22 PM
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*drops smoke bomb*
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Roxborough4Ever
12/21/17 4:27:52 PM
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great topic, good all around
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I Like Toast
12/21/17 4:29:12 PM
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Chill was a actually the guy caught with his pants down

Directed by m. Night shamlamadingdong
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AvantgardeAClue
12/21/17 4:30:37 PM
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kislev
12/21/17 4:31:03 PM
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This is why i dont go to the cinema anymore
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Zikten
12/21/17 4:31:50 PM
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I saw a guy get kicked out once. It was at the original Hulk movie in like 2005 or whenever that was. This guy was crazy and kept muttering and ranting, especially whenever the general was on screen. He was told to be quiet but he refused and got forced out. I remember him yelling about the theater being unamerican as he left
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DarthAragorn
12/21/17 4:32:34 PM
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Why did you see Spider-Man in theaters today when it's on blu-ray now
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Feline_Heart
12/21/17 4:33:23 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
How did you see Spider-Man in theaters today when it's on blu-ray now

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Touch
12/21/17 4:36:40 PM
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chill02
12/21/17 4:40:08 PM
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*fkees*
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Kaname_Madoka
12/21/17 4:41:16 PM
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Funny, a similar thing happened to me. Went to see Spider-Man. 12:30 PM showing, not too crowded. Booked me a damn good seat. I made myself comfortable. Then, a group of seven boys, aged around 13 or 14, takes their seats right behind me. They were chatting something fierce, but I figured that would stop once the movie started. A couple in their early twenties sits right in front of me.

During the movie, those f***ing kids would not shut the f*** up. After about 30 minutes, I politely ask them if they could keep quiet, and they responded by telling me to "shut my f***ing mouth". Meanwhile, the couple in front of me was getting pretty damn handsy with each other. The girl was outright moaning at one point. My blood was starting to boil. I just wanted to watch the f***ing movie without being disturbed. So I texted the cinema security, explained the multiple disturbances, and in they came. Paused the movie, turned the lights on, caught the couple with their pants down (literally). They booted the horny couple out first, and then turned to the kids, who were given a choice: either shut up or be escorted out. They said they were going to be quiet, and security left. But that was a lie, as they were back to being a nuisance only minutes later, so I called security back in and had them thrown out too.

After the movie ended, the manager approached me and offered me a free movie ticket as compensation, which was kinda useless to me, as I'm part of their members club which gets unlimited free tickets for 25 a month. But yeah, I would have much preferred it if the whole thing could have been avoided.

TL;DR: Went to see Spider-Man, got bothered by loud kids and a couple pleasuring each other. Had them all thrown out by security and was offered a useless compensation by the manager.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/21/17 4:46:22 PM
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Im usually calm and collective but when people make constant noise in movie theaters I tap into this inner rage that seems to have to limits. I still try to keep it bare minimum with how I handle it tho. I think of all the fight scenarios that could go down if I ask them to keep quiet even though I've never been in any fight more than body boxing
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Touch
12/21/17 9:25:22 PM
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The only time Ive been to a movie where someone got told to shut up was when this dude looked back and said in the most annoyed as fuck voice "Are you guys seriously going to talk during the whole movie?"

Couple seconds of silence then guy says THANK YOU.

I wanted to clap as a tear rolled down my cheek

Odd thing is I dont think the talkative couple wanted to be annoying. They just seemed innocently talkative <__<
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itachi15243
12/21/17 9:30:35 PM
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Copypasta?
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_Rinku_
12/21/17 9:40:12 PM
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Feline_Heart posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
How did you see Spider-Man in theaters today when it's on blu-ray now

Might be at a dollar theater. The one in my town would often still show movies that were already on video or had been released three or four months before.
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Zack_Attackv1
12/21/17 9:47:41 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/21/17 9:49:05 PM
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Remember that time chill02 choked teenagers Homer Simpson style in the a movie theater?
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MoreRpgs
12/21/17 9:52:09 PM
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Good stuff
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lolPuff
12/21/17 9:58:15 PM
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You let those kids tell you that?
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