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UnfairRepresent 12/22/17 1:58:23 PM #1:	Millions of people have now watched Freddie Andrews nail his nuts on a London Underground escalator. Its pretty painful to watch.And unsurprisingly, its pretty painful to experience as well. The 22-year-old said the pain was so bad he couldnt move when he woke up yesterday, the Standard reports. He said: The escalator was free and I thought, why not? The darts fan didnt reckon for how fast the escalator turned slide would turn out to be. But when he got going, he was at the mercy of gravity. He added: I did regret it. The moment was caught on film as Freddie, dressed in a football kit, hurtles into a stop button. Unfortunately for Freddie, not even his groin could stop him and he continued to gather pace. Freddies grimace is caught on camera before he hits the next obstacle, a please stand on the right sign. The man experienced male equivalent of child birth unable to stop himself, he flies off towards a passenger coming up the opposite escalator. Freddie said his family thought he was an idiot when he came home to Tonbridge, Kent. He added: But now its happened they think its really funny. James Gower posted the footage on Twitter, assuring everyone that he had a top night but that Freddies moment was the highlight. Full Article: http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/22/ten-pints-freddie-said-regrets-nailing-nuts-tube-escalator-7180042/ What Brexit voters do in their free time. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:892692934] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>Millions of people have now watched Freddie Andrews nail his nuts on a London Underground escalator. Its pretty painful to watch.And unsurprisingly, its pretty painful to experience as well. The 22-year-old said the pain was so bad he couldnt move when he woke up yesterday, the Standard reports. He said: The escalator was free and I thought, why not? The darts fan didnt reckon for how fast the escalator turned slide would turn out to be. But when he got going, he was at the mercy of gravity. He added: I did regret it. The moment was caught on film as Freddie, dressed in a football kit, hurtles into a stop button. Unfortunately for Freddie, not even his groin could stop him and he continued to gather pace. Freddies grimace is caught on camera before he hits the next obstacle, a please stand on the right sign. The man experienced male equivalent of child birth unable to stop himself, he flies off towards a passenger coming up the opposite escalator. Freddie said his family thought he was an idiot when he came home to Tonbridge, Kent. He added: But now its happened they think its really funny. James Gower posted the footage on Twitter, assuring everyone that he had a top night but that Freddies moment was the highlight. Full Article: http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/22/ten-pints-freddie-said-regrets-nailing-nuts-tube-escalator-7180042/ What Brexit voters do in their free time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MonsterZed 12/22/17 1:59:18 PM #2:	What the fuck <cite>MonsterZed posted [p:892692980] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>What the fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Electrokinesis 12/22/17 2:00:59 PM #3:	Why not? I mean, where does one start? --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi <cite>Electrokinesis posted [p:892693081] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>Why not? I mean, where does one start?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 12/22/17 2:01:35 PM #4:	So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:892693115] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 12/22/17 2:02:12 PM #5:	Welp boy's Time to glass the planet --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:892693140] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>Welp boy's Time to glass the planet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bluezero 12/22/17 2:03:52 PM #6:	KILBOTz posted... So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed. This, wtf fake news --- http://i.imgur.com/VleHYd3.png http://steamsigmaker.de/std/_bluezero_.png <cite>bluezero posted [p:892693223] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed.</quote> This, wtf fake news</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SubtletyRefuge 12/24/17 3:56:20 AM #7:	lmao --- Real subtle <cite>SubtletyRefuge posted [p:892779467] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kislev 12/24/17 3:59:00 AM #8:	Freddie said his family thought he was an idiot when he came home to Tonbridge, Kent. Gee i wonder why --- https://youtu.be/BxgSV3C7vro We need a new Final Fantasy Tactics <cite>kislev posted [p:892779520] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>Freddie said his family thought he was an idiot when he came home to Tonbridge, Kent. Gee i wonder why</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 12/24/17 4:18:51 AM #9:	Wow. Talk about really nailing your point across. --- http://i.imgur.com/eA74BY7.png http://i.imgur.com/C5yrL6o.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:892779913] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>Wow. Talk about really nailing your point across.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 12/24/17 4:22:12 AM #10:	--- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:892779977] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 12/24/17 5:21:33 AM #11:	Lol --- Xbox GT: l0rdg0ld666 \| 3DS FC: 1848-2391-0198 [LXGC] - Lethal Xbox Gaming crew <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:892780978] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 12/24/17 5:25:46 AM #12:	What the actual fuck --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW_V1kG6mRc <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:892781042] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>What the actual fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 12/24/17 5:34:07 AM #13:	I thought that jolly old England was supposed to set an example. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:892781174] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>I thought that jolly old England was supposed to set an example.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 12/24/17 5:43:03 AM #14:	bluezero posted... KILBOTz posted... So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed. This, wtf fake news What's was I pictured too --- http://i.imgtc.com/BOhYeOg.jpg <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:892781292] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>bluezero posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed.</quote> This, wtf fake news</quote> What's was I pictured too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SubtletyRefuge 12/26/17 4:07:54 AM #15:	boxington posted... lmao --- Real subtle <cite>SubtletyRefuge posted [p:892881907] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote></quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/27/17 12:04:26 PM #16:	What a stupid fucking topic title --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:892947180] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>What a stupid fucking topic title</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 12/27/17 12:07:42 PM #17:	KILBOTz posted... So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed. it appears the topic title unfairly represents the contents of the article. --- Playing: Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice (PC), Cuphead (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:892947333] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed.</quote> it appears the topic title unfairly represents the contents of the article.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SubtletyRefuge 12/29/17 3:09:18 AM #18:	boxington posted... lmao --- Real subtle <cite>SubtletyRefuge posted [p:893052123] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote></quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alexander37 12/29/17 3:13:50 AM #19:	boxington posted... RIP Man Nails and the TC shot up to 97 undeserved clicks...... =( --- PSN: doomtrain69 Now Playing: Madden 18, FFX HD Remaster <cite>alexander37 posted [p:893052223] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote></quote> RIP Man Nails and the TC shot up to 97 undeserved clicks...... =(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frosted_Midna 12/29/17 3:24:25 AM #20:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-peXIZ-DtGo --- It's more than good, it's alive! Warning: May contain stone hat pieces http://i.imgur.com/N6v5qZx.jpg <cite>Frosted_Midna posted [p:893052452] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-peXIZ-DtGo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sami1000 12/29/17 3:46:53 AM #21:	KILBOTz posted... So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed. Yeah, on purpose worded like that to mislead people. --- Can't think any good sig <cite>Sami1000 posted [p:893052992] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed.</quote> Yeah, on purpose worded like that to mislead people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
giantblimpN7 12/29/17 4:10:15 AM #22:	I thought he was like 13 lol. Him being grown makes it worse. --- http://i.imgur.com/zSHmk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qT9WxSu.png <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:893053474] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>I thought he was like 13 lol. Him being grown makes it worse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 12/29/17 4:15:01 AM #23:	bluezero posted... KILBOTz posted... So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed. This, wtf fake news --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:893053572] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>bluezero posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed.</quote> This, wtf fake news</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 12/29/17 4:46:18 AM #24:	Lol at the Americans getting confused by British slang though on an escalator would of been the correct wording. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:893054155] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>Lol at the Americans getting confused by British slang though on an escalator would of been the correct wording.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SubtletyRefuge 12/31/17 2:38:27 AM #25:	boxington posted... lmao --- Real subtle <cite>SubtletyRefuge posted [p:893161816] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote></quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Manocheese 01/04/18 9:47:46 PM #28:	alexander37 posted... boxington posted... RIP Man Nails and the TC shot up to 97 undeserved clicks...... =( LOL --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:893443206] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>alexander37 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote></quote> RIP Man Nails and the TC shot up to 97 undeserved clicks...... =(</quote> LOL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 01/04/18 9:50:44 PM #29:	This is one way to spay humanity of its stupid ass people. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:893443381] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>This is one way to spay humanity of its stupid ass people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 01/04/18 9:52:57 PM #30:	--- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:893443515] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 01/04/18 9:53:35 PM #31:	Just reading the topic title made my crotch clench. --- The only game reviewers who can be trusted are those who publish in Latin or Swahili. <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:893443553] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>Just reading the topic title made my crotch clench.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 01/04/18 9:59:28 PM #32:	UnfairRepresent posted... He said: The escalator was free and I thought, why not? I like his gusto >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:893443895] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>He said: The escalator was free and I thought, why not?</quote> I like his gusto >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 01/04/18 10:00:48 PM #33:	Also: KILBOTz posted... So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed. --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:893443963] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>Also: <cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SubtletyRefuge 01/07/18 2:04:56 AM #34:	Manocheese posted... alexander37 posted... boxington posted... RIP Man Nails and the TC shot up to 97 undeserved clicks...... =( LOL --- Real subtle <cite>SubtletyRefuge posted [p:893575244] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote><cite>alexander37 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote></quote> RIP Man Nails and the TC shot up to 97 undeserved clicks...... =(</quote> LOL</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sexypwnstar 01/09/18 1:22:41 AM #36:	fake fucking news! --- http://i.imgur.com/Su4g5.jpg http://i.imgur.com/21DiJ.jpg <cite>Sexypwnstar posted [p:893691151] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>fake fucking news!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingArthur3D 01/09/18 1:24:49 AM #37:	First world problems <cite>KingArthur3D posted [p:893691227] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>First world problems</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 01/09/18 1:26:15 AM #38:	This has got to be one of the most ridiculously misleading topic titles ever. You knew what you were doing, UR. Screw you, lol --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:893691277] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>This has got to be one of the most ridiculously misleading topic titles ever. You knew what you were doing, UR. Screw you, lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpiralDrift 01/11/18 2:41:23 AM #41:	Just stop for a moment and think about how black and blue that guy's taint must have been the next morning. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:893817112] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>Just stop for a moment and think about how black and blue that guy's taint must have been the next morning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Banjo2553 01/11/18 3:24:27 AM #43:	Okay, this makes far more sense to me now that I actually read this in full. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:893818228] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>Okay, this makes far more sense to me now that I actually read this in full.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 01/11/18 3:32:29 AM #44:	bluezero posted... KILBOTz posted... So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed. This, wtf fake news yeah this is like duckbear level baitfail <cite>eggcorn posted [p:893818398] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote><cite>bluezero posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>So wait he didn't take a hammer and nails and put a nail through his scrotum into an escalator? Disappointed.</quote> This, wtf fake news</quote> yeah this is like duckbear level baitfail</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 01/11/18 3:42:35 AM #45:	i knew it was gonna be america --- http://i.imgur.com/hEL2qQYh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/lbSi0U3.png http://i.imgur.com/FA2GxDS.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xaRYKZM.png http://i.imgur.com/ZngbqJn.jpg <cite>ModLogic posted [p:893818600] in Man nails ... [t:76126341]...</cite> <quote>i knew it was gonna be america</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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