Current Events > He was your best friend, Charlie Brown

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Pee on me, Charlie Brown.
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I want you inside me, Charlie Brown.
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I want to fuck you like an animal, Charlie Brown.
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Charlie Brown Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
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What is a man but a miserable pile of secrets, Charlie Brown?
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Misery. Depravity. Confusion. Hatred. Mistrust. Chaos. These are the hallmarks. These are the pillars, Charlie Brown.
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Where the hood where the hood where the hood at, Charlie Brown
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hurr durr memes. do i fit in the special club now. i repeated a joke someone else started for me

Die the way you live, all of a sudden. Living any other way doesn't mean a thing, Charlie Brown
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, Charlie Brown?
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pizz posted...

hurr durr memes. do i fit in the special club now. i repeated a joke someone else started for me

Someone must be the life of a party, Charlie Brown.
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You only have one black friend, Charlie Brown
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It's a trap, Charlie Brown
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pizz posted...

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You're a blockhead, Charlie Brown!
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Just lay her out in the darkest street and by morning, she's just another hit and run, Charlie Brown.
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I'm getting the jumper cables, Charlie Brown
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I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti, Charlie Brown.
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That's a midget in a bathrobe, Charlie Brown.
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E tu, Charlie Brown.
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She doesnt want to keep the baby, Charlie Brown.
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pizz posted...

hurr durr memes. do i fit in the special club now. i repeated a joke someone else started for me

Found Charlie Brown.
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There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold. And she's buying a stairway to heaven, Charlie Brown.
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jpenny2 posted...

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, Charlie Brown?

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you, Charlie Brown.
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North Korea has nukes and ICBMs, Charlie Brown.
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Going_Deep_08 posted...

North Korea has nukes and ICBMs, Charlie Brown.

Don't press that button, Charlie Brown!
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Did Obi-wan ever tell you about you'r father. Charlie Brown
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He was #1, Charlie Brown.
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Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate, Charlie Brown.
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I have to return some videotapes, Charlie Brown.
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When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things: one part of me wants to take her home, be real nice and treat her right; the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick, Charlie Brown.
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When the history of my glory is written, your species will only be a footnote to my magnificence, Charlie Brown.
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You know, most people think that a person's hair and nails continue to grow after they're dead. That's a myth, Charlie Brown.
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You're the father, Charlie Brown.
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We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, Charlie Brown.
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Snooping as usual I see, Charlie Brown.
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They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me, OH MY GAAAAWD, Charlie Brown!
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In England, Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's a lot like a bear, but it's a frog. I think that's a better system. I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought "Man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog." I would never say "Here comes that frog" in a horrifying manner. It's always, like, optimistic. Like, "Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he will settle near me and I can pet him, and put him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to", Charlie Brown.
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I will take what is mine with fire and blood, Charlie Brown.
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You're a mean one, Charlie Brown.
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And way out in Seattle, young Kurt Kobain snuck out to the greenhouse, put a bullet in his brain, Charlie Brown.
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I walked by a dry cleaner at 3am, the sign said "Sorry we're closed." You don't have to be sorry; it's 3am and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna walk in at 10am and say "Hey, I walked by at 3, you guys were closed. Somebody owes me an apology", Charlie Brown.
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What does God need with a starship, Charlie Brown?
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The Lannister's send their regards, Charlie Brown.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. But the bee of course flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible, Charlie Brown.
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You're not my father, Charlie Brown
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That's just like your opinion, Charlie Brown.
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Most of the evil in this world is done by people with good intentions, Charlie Brown.
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Look at the rabbits, Charlie Brown
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