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MonsterZed
12/23/17 7:36:05 PM
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Like the post game interviews with the players or coaches. Its the same thing each time.

Oh yeah our opponent played a tough game but we knew that going in they were tough we just need to adjust our plays and we wouldve won if we played better.
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bover_87
12/23/17 7:36:46 PM
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That's sports interviews in general.
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TheVipaGTS
12/23/17 7:37:59 PM
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Thats the same for any interview.

Video games: yea we have a great team of devs and they were really passionate about this one.

Movies: we worked hard on this one everyone was like family and we think we did something great.
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MonsterZed
12/23/17 7:38:07 PM
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bover_87 posted...
That's sports interviews in general.

True. The only reason I pointed out football was because I just watched one.
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Lonestar2000
12/23/17 7:40:33 PM
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Sports are pointless.
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LArcEnCieIX
12/23/17 7:41:06 PM
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Life is pointless
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WizardPowers
12/23/17 7:41:16 PM
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Every sideline interview ever:

"Coach, you're down 14 points. What are you gonna do?"

"Well we're gonna focus on defense and try to score some TDs."

Thanks, coach. Real insightful.
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MonsterZed
12/23/17 7:43:56 PM
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WizardPowers posted...
Every sideline interview ever:

"Coach, you're down 14 points. What are you gonna do?"

"Well we're gonna focus on defense and try to score some TDs."

Thanks, coach. Real insightful.

Id blame the interviewers. Why even ask these questions? What do you want them to say?
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XxKrazyChaosxX
12/23/17 7:45:28 PM
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"Coach, did you see those nacho prices? Ridiculous, right?"
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CensorErik
12/23/17 7:49:43 PM
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They all stick to the script. It's not like it used to be when you'd here coaches and players sound off on reporters, players, coaches, and fans. I blame social media. We'll likely never have another, YOU WANNA CROWN 'EM? CROWN 'EM! moment, for example. A coach would get fired today for an 'outburst' like that today.
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MonsterZed
12/23/17 7:52:24 PM
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Doesnt the NFL require the players to participate in these pointless interviews too?
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SodomInsane
12/23/17 7:52:50 PM
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I think Gregg Popovich gives the best interviews since he realizes they are pointless but can't say it aloud since he would get in trouble.
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Behaviorism
12/23/17 7:53:44 PM
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TroutPaste
12/23/17 7:53:58 PM
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The Le Batard show on ESPN radio does a hilarious segment. The cliche interview NFL montage. It's a few minutes of the most banal, vapid possible quotes... and they do have a bunch every week
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Lonestar2000
12/23/17 7:56:22 PM
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LArcEnCieIX posted...
Life is pointless

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CensorErik
12/23/17 7:58:36 PM
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MonsterZed posted...
Doesnt the NFL require the players to participate in these pointless interviews too?

I think they do. You can tell half the players just try to hit all the usual responses and bounce asap. "We played a complete game as a team. These guys work hard everyday and never quit. We believe in the gameplan coach designs. We gotta take it one game at a time. We'll watch the tape and keep working to get better. We're focused on (next week's opponent.)" etc.
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CableZL
12/23/17 8:01:06 PM
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CensorErik posted...
MonsterZed posted...
Doesnt the NFL require the players to participate in these pointless interviews too?

I think they do. You can tell half the players just try to hit all the usual responses and bounce asap. "We played a complete game as a team. These guys work hard everyday and never quit. We believe in the gameplan coach designs. We gotta take it one game at a time. We'll watch the tape and keep working to get better. We're focused on (next week's opponent.)" etc.


"Marshawn, tell us what you saw on that big touchdown run"
- "I'm just here so I won't get fined."
"Marshawn, when the team was down late in the 4th quarter, what was the mood like on the sidelines?"
- "I'm just here so I won't get fined."
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MonsterZed
12/23/17 8:06:02 PM
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CableZL posted...
CensorErik posted...
MonsterZed posted...
Doesnt the NFL require the players to participate in these pointless interviews too?

I think they do. You can tell half the players just try to hit all the usual responses and bounce asap. "We played a complete game as a team. These guys work hard everyday and never quit. We believe in the gameplan coach designs. We gotta take it one game at a time. We'll watch the tape and keep working to get better. We're focused on (next week's opponent.)" etc.


"Marshawn, tell us what you saw on that big touchdown run"
- "I'm just here so I won't get fined."
"Marshawn, when the team was down late in the 4th quarter, what was the mood like on the sidelines?"
- "I'm just here so I won't get fined."

Lmfao
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CensorErik
12/23/17 8:10:16 PM
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CableZL posted...
CensorErik posted...
MonsterZed posted...
Doesnt the NFL require the players to participate in these pointless interviews too?

I think they do. You can tell half the players just try to hit all the usual responses and bounce asap. "We played a complete game as a team. These guys work hard everyday and never quit. We believe in the gameplan coach designs. We gotta take it one game at a time. We'll watch the tape and keep working to get better. We're focused on (next week's opponent.)" etc.


"Marshawn, tell us what you saw on that big touchdown run"
- "I'm just here so I won't get fined."
"Marshawn, when the team was down late in the 4th quarter, what was the mood like on the sidelines?"
- "I'm just here so I won't get fined."

Lmfao. You got that.
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I Like Toast
12/23/17 8:16:03 PM
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MonsterZed posted...
was because I just watched one.

Then you're the problem
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MonsterZed
12/23/17 8:28:12 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
MonsterZed posted...
was because I just watched one.

Then you're the problem

I might be.
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josifrees
12/24/17 2:19:48 AM
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Id rather that than the damn interviewer already having his piece written and is hunting for keywords so he has quotes for his hot takes.

Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcegYF_Ti78

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MacDaMurderer
12/24/17 10:38:08 AM
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YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME

Lmao.
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obeseexplosive
12/24/17 10:43:40 AM
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Behaviorism posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oSFYxDGKy8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmQbk5h86w

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Fin_Dawg_004
12/24/17 10:44:58 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxc7OsK5kUs


"To all the non believers... TO ALL THE NONBELIEVERS... specially YOU TC"
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Hexenherz
12/24/17 10:50:04 AM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Thats the same for any interview.

Video games: yea we have a great team of devs and they were really passionate about this one.

Movies: we worked hard on this one everyone was like family and we think we did something great.


At least with video game and movie interviews they can describe new technologies or ideas that are being used to make it.

With sports it's like "Next time we're definitely gonna focus on offense maybe give this other guy some more time on the field and we're definitely gonna hit harder".
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MonsterZed
12/24/17 11:03:41 AM
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I wonder what interviews are like with the Browns?
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I Like Toast
12/24/17 11:08:18 AM
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MonsterZed posted...
I wonder what interviews are like with the Browns?


Hue Jackson throwing his players under the bus
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Swagnificent119
12/24/17 11:11:06 AM
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Sports shows or whatever you want to call them are so fucking pointless, it's why I love this fucking animation so much. It just sums it up perfectly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAT5ml_KNLs

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