Board 8 > What do you do first...

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Keep in my that he has been dead for over 20 years at this point and will most likely look nearly identical to this...

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However, he has been reanimated by a powerful voodoo priestess and resembles what many would consider a typical "zombie" with a couple of notable exceptions

First, his walking speed is slightly higher than an average 25-30 year old American male. This is a result of the priestess drawing a portion of the power to perform the revivification from depictions of 2Pac's face on a dozen and half, average at best quality, calf tattoos. Since the walking speed of zombies has varied so much throughout the history of their portrayal in fiction I felt it was important to be as specific as possible here

Second, he doesn't have the oft depicted "lust for flesh" that is commonly associated with what most consider "zombies". I mean, he's still 2Pac so like it probably isn't really smart to go fuck with him but he most likely isn't going to immediately want to eat your face off when he sees you

Finally, he has retained higher levels of his mental capacity than average zombies do. As a result he is still a reasonably talented lyricist but if you went solely by his potential future releases, he definitely wouldn't be considered one of the GOATs. Think like Biz Markie. However, he is unable to immediately communicate any of his thoughts as a result of his vocal cords being removed during the embalming process and rigor mortis affecting his ability to write, sign or use stuff like a computer, phone or tablet. His other brain functions range somewhere between "average zombie intelligence" and "average human intelligence". For example, under normal circumstances he won't walk out into traffic without looking first. But if you say, "what's 2+2?" you're probably gonna get a thousand yard stare. Think like Corrik

That's it, friends. Please feel free to comment or ask questions
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