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Kenri
01/01/18 7:52:32 PM
#51:


women actually eat though so the allegory doesn't even work despite being literally the lowest hanging fruit possible

it's like that political cartoon that didn't understand what a witch hunt was
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foolm0r0n
01/01/18 9:07:44 PM
#52:


stop being an SJW and admit it's clever
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SmartMuffin
01/01/18 9:08:54 PM
#53:


the fact that robots dont actually eat is what makes it work, it's perfectly mimicking an actual human even though it doesn't have to
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Mr Lasastryke
01/01/18 9:12:05 PM
#54:


Kenri posted...
why is he asking a machine with no mouth or stomach what kind of food it wants and then freaking out when it answers honestly


it's PHB.
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Kenri
01/01/18 9:17:41 PM
#55:


foolm0r0n posted...
stop being an SJW and admit it's clever

it's like anti-clever, it's a joke that's already stale repurposed to make the person telling it sound insane, which would be funny in kind of postmodern way except it seems wholly unintentional

SmartMuffin posted...
the fact that robots dont actually eat is what makes it work, it's perfectly mimicking an actual human even though it doesn't have to

Right, that's clearly what the joke's trying to do, but instead because robots don't eat every statement the Alexa knockoff makes is 100% logical. So PHB just seems like he's overreacting for the sake of it, to try to force the joke to work when it doesn't. It's like one of those British "my mate decided to lie on the floor, the absolute madman!" memes except even less self-aware lmao
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foolm0r0n
01/01/18 9:21:09 PM
#56:


Adams is actually making a poignant commentary on the absurdity of nearly all AI assistants being given a stereotypical woman's personality, as if making a machine fit into society's outdated gender role constructs makes it for a better and more approachable user experience
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Kenri
01/01/18 9:28:12 PM
#57:


There's absolutely no way he's doing that and you know it. The joke is just "haha women dumb", but it's not even coherent because there's nothing illogical being said by the "woman".

Like you're welcome to invent a scenario where this is poignant but I'm not gonna say it's clever as written, ever.
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foolm0r0n
01/01/18 9:28:49 PM
#58:


I thought you were just going along with my sarcasm but yeah it's sarcasm
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Kenri
01/01/18 9:33:06 PM
#59:


okay i thought so at first but around post #52 i was like "wait does he actually think this is clever"
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Mr Lasastryke
01/01/18 9:34:07 PM
#60:


when foolmo praises adams it's safe to assume he's being insincere >_>
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foolm0r0n
01/01/18 9:41:14 PM
#61:


I am open to legit praising him when he does something good
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foolm0r0n
01/01/18 9:43:54 PM
#62:


I will praise him for inspiring this
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/requiem-for-a-dil
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SmartMuffin
01/02/18 11:13:24 AM
#63:


http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/dec/29/donald-trump/has-donald-trump-signed-more-bills-anyone-no/

Politifact trying to discredit Trump, actually confirms how awesome he is.

According to calculations by govtrack.us-- a nonpartisan website that collects congressional and other governmental data -- Trump actually ranked last in legislation signed among post-World War II presidents in their first calendar year who took office on the regular four-year cycle (as opposed to those who were elevated to the presidency after a death or resignation).

In a report published on Dec. 21, 2017, govtrack.us wrote that "Trump has sunk to last place with 94 bills signed into law by his 336th day in office (today). Thats eight fewer than President George W. Bush and not even half as many as presidents Bill Clinton (209) and George H.W. Bush (242)."

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SmartMuffin
01/02/18 11:15:11 AM
#64:


https://slate.com/life/2017/12/dear-prudence-im-dating-a-9-11-truther.html

Women: Why can't I find a decent man?
Also women: Don't date anyone who holds any opinions that the mainstream media wouldn't approve of!
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Mr Lasastryke
01/02/18 11:21:55 AM
#65:


SmartMuffin posted...
https://slate.com/life/2017/12/dear-prudence-im-dating-a-9-11-truther.html

Women: Why can't I find a decent man?
Also women: Don't date anyone who holds any opinions that the mainstream media wouldn't approve of!


you should show your GFWOB this post
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THEDavyJones
01/02/18 11:35:50 AM
#66:


SmartMuffin posted...
https://slate.com/life/2017/12/dear-prudence-im-dating-a-9-11-truther.html

Women: Why can't I find a decent man?
Also women: Don't date anyone who holds any opinions that the mainstream media wouldn't approve of!


9/11 was an inside job is an opinion most sane people don't approve of.
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SmartMuffin
01/02/18 1:14:52 PM
#67:


9/11 was an inside job is an opinion most sane people don't approve of.

Since when is someone completely undatable solely for having opinions you don't approve of? If I tried to live up to that standard it'd rule out about 99% of women immediately.
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THEDavyJones
01/02/18 1:44:07 PM
#68:


SmartMuffin posted...
Since when is someone completely undatable solely for having opinions you don't approve of?


I don't see what's wrong with having a single opinion you find untenable being enough of a reason not to date someone.

"Look he thinks the Nazis were right but really he's a great guy."
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Kenri
01/02/18 2:58:33 PM
#69:


it's so weird that we've entered this era where a big section of the US gets upset if you judge someone for their opinions. what the fuck else are you supposed to use to judge someone?
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SmartMuffin
01/02/18 3:03:12 PM
#70:


Their character.

Like, why the fuck do you think I get along better with Lasa and foolmo than I do with Ulti and MWC?
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THEDavyJones
01/02/18 3:10:58 PM
#71:


SmartMuffin posted...
Their character.

Like, why the fuck do you think I get along better with Lasa and foolmo than I do with Ulti and MWC?


opinions generally reflect character and vice versa
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SmartMuffin
01/02/18 3:13:47 PM
#72:


No, they really really don't.
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Mr Lasastryke
01/02/18 3:21:55 PM
#73:


it depends.

i could date someone who thinks frank zappa sucks.

but "9/11 was an inside job" is on the level of "the sky is purple" or "the flat earth theory is true." someone who legitimately thinks that is probably insane and not someone i could date.
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SmartMuffin
01/02/18 3:24:05 PM
#74:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polls_about_9/11_conspiracy_theories#/media/File:911worldopinionpoll_Sep2008.png

No option for The Netherlands, but using France/Germany as a proxy, you just ruled out between 1/4 and 1/3 of the dating pool.
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Mr Lasastryke
01/02/18 3:31:29 PM
#75:


hey, i never said i'm not picky. if you're fine with dating a 9/11 truther or a flat earther go ahead. it's just not my thing.
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foolm0r0n
01/02/18 3:55:00 PM
#76:


SmartMuffin posted...
Since when is someone completely undatable solely for having opinions you don't approve of? If I tried to live up to that standard it'd rule out about 99% of women immediately.

Depends what you mean by dating.

If it's like being really close and living together and having a partner in life and such (basically unofficial marriage) then obviously being a truther or whatever is an easy dealbreaker. But if it's just banging and going on dates every once in a while then it shouldn't be a big deal.

In that example she's only gone on 2 dates, and the question is about investing in more. Anyone can go on a couple dates with an insane person and then ditch them, which should seems pretty reasonable for someone who insists on making dumb shit part of their identity.
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foolm0r0n
01/02/18 3:57:18 PM
#77:


SmartMuffin posted...
Like, why the fuck do you think I get along better with Lasa and foolmo than I do with Ulti and MWC?

You clearly like bad bois instead of nice wholesome Christian Men
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Kenri
01/02/18 4:06:45 PM
#78:


SmartMuffin posted...
Their character.

Like, why the fuck do you think I get along better with Lasa and foolmo than I do with Ulti and MWC?

because the latter have the opinion that it's fine to be an unlikable prick?
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THEDavyJones
01/02/18 4:08:37 PM
#79:


SmartMuffin posted...
No, they really really don't.


Yeah it really does, otherwise your opinions aren't a reflection of yourself and you're just a liar. Or you're fed opinions by other people which makes you Vlado.
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MoogleKupo141
01/02/18 4:13:34 PM
#80:


"9/11 was an inside job" isn't even an opinion like "Frank Zappa is bad", it's disagreeing on objective reality. It is probably indicative of a larger personality trait that I would be incompatible with.
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foolm0r0n
01/02/18 4:38:24 PM
#81:


It's also distinctly a dumb opinion because there's so many other obvious, well-supported angles you can use to blame the US for 9/11, but instead they choose the most absurd one
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Mr Lasastryke
01/02/18 4:39:04 PM
#82:


MoogleKupo141 posted...
"9/11 was an inside job" isn't even an opinion like "Frank Zappa is bad", it's disagreeing on objective reality.


good point. i'm pretty open to dating women with different opinions, as long as it's not super extreme stuff like "nazis are awesome." i'd be fine with dating a libertarian chick, for instance. as soon as they start saying shit like "the sky is purple" i'm out, though.
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TheRock1525
01/02/18 4:43:02 PM
#83:


"I voted Trump" would probably be a dealbreaker for me, which let's be honest is only 0.9% of the population.
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foolm0r0n
01/02/18 7:04:50 PM
#84:


Mr Lasastryke posted...
good point. i'm pretty open to dating women with different opinions, as long as it's not super extreme stuff like "nazis are awesome." i'd be fine with dating a libertarian chick, for instance. as soon as they start saying shit like "the sky is purple" i'm out, though.

What if she said taxation is theft while she's cumming
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THEDavyJones
01/02/18 7:07:30 PM
#85:


foolm0r0n posted...
Mr Lasastryke posted...
good point. i'm pretty open to dating women with different opinions, as long as it's not super extreme stuff like "nazis are awesome." i'd be fine with dating a libertarian chick, for instance. as soon as they start saying shit like "the sky is purple" i'm out, though.

What if she said taxation is theft while she's cumming


Implying Lasa can make her do that

(sorry)
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Mr Lasastryke
01/02/18 7:07:45 PM
#86:


i also think taxation is theft.

she would have to say something like "theft is the greatest sin the world."
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foolm0r0n
01/02/18 7:16:58 PM
#87:


THEDavyJones posted...
Implying Lasa can make her do that

That's why it's a hypothetical!
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Kenri
01/02/18 7:21:32 PM
#88:


foolm0r0n posted...
What if she said taxation is theft while she's cumming

how did you know my 2nd biggest sexual fantasy
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SmartMuffin
01/02/18 7:50:59 PM
#89:


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992

I'm not gonna lie, THIS seems dangerous and irresponsible <_<
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LordoftheMorons
01/02/18 7:52:36 PM
#90:


Jesus fucking Christ
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Mr Lasastryke
01/02/18 7:52:45 PM
#91:


"trump is so awesome" - muffin earlier today
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LordoftheMorons
01/02/18 7:54:08 PM
#92:


Does provoking nuclear war violate the twitter ToS yet
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foolm0r0n
01/02/18 8:47:08 PM
#93:


Fortunately the unhinged isolated despotic leadership of NK who proudly drive their people to starvation and death is not insane enough to take Trump tweets seriously
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THEDavyJones
01/02/18 8:50:46 PM
#94:


Can't they just tweet pictures of their dicks and be done with it?

Although I feel like if Trump goes second he'll just tweet a giant black dick and call it his own.
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THEDavyJones
01/02/18 8:52:24 PM
#95:


Fake Nudes!
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SmartMuffin
01/02/18 8:52:43 PM
#96:


LordoftheMorons posted...
Does provoking nuclear war violate the twitter ToS yet


No, they specifically said that government employees are immune.
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foolm0r0n
01/03/18 1:15:47 AM
#97:


THEDavyJones posted...
Fake Nudes!

There's an SNL skit somewhere in this
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SmartMuffin
01/03/18 12:10:01 PM
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foolm0r0n
01/03/18 2:24:50 PM
#99:


Tomorrow's headline:
"Trump re-approves $13 bil for NY and NJ, along with $13 bil more, after he saw a tweet about how mexicans are afraid of trains"
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01/03/18 4:19:02 PM
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