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gatorsPENSbucs 12/31/17 5:46:15 PM #51:	lww99 posted... 0%. Gf is on her period, and has the flu. GG prince_leo posted... very low she's on her period and we're at her parents house until tomorrow afternoon like, we could pull it off, but eh You guys are cute. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:893194577] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote><cite>lww99 posted...</cite> <quote>0%. Gf is on her period, and has the flu. GG</quote> <cite>prince_leo posted...</cite> <quote>very low she's on her period and we're at her parents house until tomorrow afternoon like, we could pull it off, but eh</quote> You guys are cute.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 12/31/17 5:52:03 PM #52:	It's not too late to ask out that shy, slightly frumpy girl. You won't get a 10 but you might get 5 2s. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:893194877] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>It's not too late to ask out that shy, slightly frumpy girl. You won't get a 10 but you might get 5 2s.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CaloFragilistic 12/31/17 5:53:03 PM #53:	frozenshock posted... 1 / 7.31 x 10^14 There's a small chance Use protection...or at least parentheses, dammit! You're going to have sex with like 10,000 times the population of Earth if you're not careful. --- I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. <cite>CaloFragilistic posted [p:893194937] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>1 / 7.31 x 10^14 There's a small chance</quote> Use protection...or at least parentheses, dammit! You're going to have sex with like 10,000 times the population of Earth if you're not careful.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JScriv 12/31/17 6:00:10 PM #54:	I would give myself less than 5% tonight. Just had sex last night so shes probably not gonna want to go again tonight. --- Stretch the bones over my skin, stretch the skin over my head I'm going to the holy land <cite>JScriv posted [p:893195319] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>I would give myself less than 5% tonight. Just had sex last night so shes probably not gonna want to go again tonight.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PostCrisisJ2 12/31/17 6:02:44 PM #55:	lol --- spritual powah will never die Don't be shy to drop a PM to me, I'm always open for conversation. <cite>PostCrisisJ2 posted [p:893195467] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pow Pow Punishment 12/31/17 6:02:55 PM #56:	90%. My girlfriend and I are going on a cruise in San Francisco with a 1920s themed party onboard and an open bar. The only obstacle is being really tired when we get to our hotel at 3am. --- "I knew that I would get a chance to see the world and beat up its people." -Josh Barnett on martial arts Training: http://Machinhate.blogspot.com <cite>Pow Pow Punishment posted [p:893195477] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>90%. My girlfriend and I are going on a cruise in San Francisco with a 1920s themed party onboard and an open bar. The only obstacle is being really tired when we get to our hotel at 3am.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazi1212 12/31/17 6:09:41 PM #57:	Pow Pow Punishment posted... 90%. My girlfriend and I are going on a cruise in San Francisco with a 1920s themed party onboard and an open bar. The only obstacle is being really tired when we get to our hotel at 3am. So you caved in to pussy huh --- I don't know my gimmick <cite>Kazi1212 posted [p:893195808] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pow Pow Punishment posted...</cite> <quote>90%. My girlfriend and I are going on a cruise in San Francisco with a 1920s themed party onboard and an open bar. The only obstacle is being really tired when we get to our hotel at 3am.</quote> So you caved in to pussy huh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toxicpie 12/31/17 6:09:47 PM #58:	Not likely. With my girlfriend which is hype, but we're both really ill --- Psalm 27:1 <cite>toxicpie posted [p:893195812] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>Not likely. With my girlfriend which is hype, but we're both really ill</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zero_Destroyer 12/31/17 6:14:54 PM #59:	if the pizza person is a hot goth it goes from 0.00000000001% to 0.000000001% --- Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses. http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!) <cite>Zero_Destroyer posted [p:893196091] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>if the pizza person is a hot goth it goes from 0.00000000001% to 0.000000001%</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fenrimis 12/31/17 6:25:44 PM #61:	15%, got in a fight with my gf last night haven't tried talking to her today. --- Wave. Why the hell is you salutin'? I saw you crying in the locker room like you Cam Newton. <cite>Fenrimis posted [p:893196686] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>15%, got in a fight with my gf last night haven't tried talking to her today.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BreezyExcursion 12/31/17 6:29:54 PM #62:	95% but i dont want to --- produce rope shoot rope <cite>BreezyExcursion posted [p:893196930] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>95% but i dont want to</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mach25687 12/31/17 6:38:28 PM #63:	Decide to forget it since it 8 degrees outside and not going out just to see if I can get some. --- Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php <cite>mach25687 posted [p:893197438] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>Decide to forget it since it 8 degrees outside and not going out just to see if I can get some.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LittleRoyal 12/31/17 6:41:45 PM #64:	0%! In a couple hours Im going to my friends house hes cooking dinner But I dont have a date or anything and its just going to be us and his family there so theres really nobody I could look for for a umm. Thing --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! <cite>LittleRoyal posted [p:893197620] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>0%! In a couple hours Im going to my friends house hes cooking dinner But I dont have a date or anything and its just going to be us and his family there so theres really nobody I could look for for a umm. Thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 12/31/17 6:46:28 PM #65:	50/50 either I do or I don't :p --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:893197880] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>50/50 either I do or I don't :p</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Agnostic420 12/31/17 7:44:35 PM #66:	Periods ending but its not gone, 0%. I dont do that twilight shit. <cite>Agnostic420 posted [p:893200953] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>Periods ending but its not gone, 0%. I dont do that twilight shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SavenForever 12/31/17 7:53:16 PM #67:	Like the past 27 years: -38% --- http://i.imgur.com/aFt7pKH.jpg <cite>SavenForever posted [p:893201485] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>Like the past 27 years: -38%</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 12/31/17 8:10:08 PM #68:	Nill. My boyfriend isn't here atm. --- I'm a chick <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:893202544] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>Nill. My boyfriend isn't here atm.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyDetective 12/31/17 8:14:09 PM #69:	what do you mean by laid --- Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered. https://i.imgtc.com/VOEsHll.png <cite>KookyDetective posted [p:893202770] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>what do you mean by laid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cellb 12/31/17 8:38:54 PM #70:	SavenForever posted... Like the past 31 years: -38% <cite>cellb posted [p:893203991] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote><cite>SavenForever posted...</cite> <quote>Like the past 31 years: -38%</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrik 12/31/17 8:46:27 PM #71:	hortanz posted... I'm not married so 0 I am basically married so 0. --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik <cite>Corrik posted [p:893204346] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote><cite>hortanz posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not married so 0</quote> I am basically married so 0.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StickFigures720 12/31/17 8:47:54 PM #72:	Null. --- "Now I'm not sure if you're living to the fullest or that you've given up on life." <cite>StickFigures720 posted [p:893204425] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>Null.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProtoManSPx 12/31/17 8:51:58 PM #73:	@gatorsPENSbucs posted... lww99 posted... 0%. Gf is on her period, and has the flu. GG prince_leo posted... very low she's on her period and we're at her parents house until tomorrow afternoon like, we could pull it off, but eh You guys are cute. You like period sex? <cite>ProtoManSPx posted [p:893204620] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote><cite>@gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>lww99 posted...</cite> <quote>0%. Gf is on her period, and has the flu. GG</quote> <cite>prince_leo posted...</cite> <quote>very low she's on her period and we're at her parents house until tomorrow afternoon like, we could pull it off, but eh</quote> You guys are cute.</quote> You like period sex?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thecoolgu 12/31/17 8:52:46 PM #74:	0.0000001% An insane distraught woman who is very upset at being a virgin would have to break down my door and deed me. --- This signature only exists because my post would be eccentric without it. <cite>thecoolgu posted [p:893204654] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>0.0000001% An insane distraught woman who is very upset at being a virgin would have to break down my door and deed me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 12/31/17 8:54:31 PM #75:	0. Hanging out with friends and some family at my place for a get together. --- http://i.imgur.com/23CCcZB.jpg http://i.imgur.com/32mwCo1.jpg http://i.imgur.com/oqklqKC.jpg <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:893204736] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>0. Hanging out with friends and some family at my place for a get together.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 12/31/17 9:00:56 PM #76:	ProtoManSPx posted... You like period sex? I dont not like it. First day or 2 Id say nah unless its the shower but other than that I really couldnt care less. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:893205041] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote><cite>ProtoManSPx posted...</cite> <quote>You like period sex?</quote> I dont not like it. First day or 2 Id say nah unless its the shower but other than that I really couldnt care less.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProtoManSPx 12/31/17 9:02:51 PM #77:	Hot <cite>ProtoManSPx posted [p:893205138] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>Hot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LittleRoyal 12/31/17 9:11:24 PM #78:	Uhh I should make my own topic for how this went but people would just say this happened because its so weird --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! <cite>LittleRoyal posted [p:893205524] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>Uhh I should make my own topic for how this went but people would just say this happened because its so weird</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Two_Dee 12/31/17 11:05:13 PM #79:	Update: 0% --- https://i.imgur.com/jkyPFfF.gifv <cite>Two_Dee posted [p:893210394] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>Update: 0%</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 12/31/17 11:25:25 PM #80:	Gotta update mine to 100 %. Goodnight and happy new years --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:893211262] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>Gotta update mine to 100 %. Goodnight and happy new years</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 12/31/17 11:26:33 PM #81:	-3% --- Stay woke. <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:893211309] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>-3%</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Two_Dee 01/01/18 12:29:15 AM #82:	I got a cheek kiss form grace --- https://i.imgur.com/jkyPFfF.gifv <cite>Two_Dee posted [p:893213786] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>I got a cheek kiss form grace</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 01/01/18 12:39:13 AM #83:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... You guys are cute. I have no problem doing it with blood, just don't want to worry about sheets that aren't ours Which was a moot point since we did end up doing it --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:893214188] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote><cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote>You guys are cute.</quote> I have no problem doing it with blood, just don't want to worry about sheets that aren't ours Which was a moot point since we did end up doing it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 01/01/18 12:40:13 AM #84:	Two_Dee posted... I got a cheek kiss form grace Congrats 2d --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m League Summoner Name: DontIoseYourWay (the I is an i) <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:893214237] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote><cite>Two_Dee posted...</cite> <quote>I got a cheek kiss form grace</quote> Congrats 2d</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Two_Dee 01/01/18 1:00:25 AM #85:	I failed but im ok --- https://i.imgur.com/jkyPFfF.gifv <cite>Two_Dee posted [p:893214971] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>I failed but im ok</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 01/01/18 1:01:15 AM #86:	Two_Dee posted... I failed but im ok Nah you succeeded --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m League Summoner Name: DontIoseYourWay (the I is an i) <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:893215000] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote><cite>Two_Dee posted...</cite> <quote>I failed but im ok</quote> Nah you succeeded</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 01/01/18 1:01:54 AM #87:	100% --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:Paters1 IGN:SuperPattyCakes <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:893215016] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>100%</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 01/01/18 1:04:22 AM #88:	ProtoManSPx posted... gatorsPENSbucs posted... lww99 posted... 0%. Gf is on her period, and has the flu. GG prince_leo posted... very low she's on her period and we're at her parents house until tomorrow afternoon like, we could pull it off, but eh You guys are cute. You like period sex? Sex is sex, I fuck my wife on her period all the time. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:Paters1 IGN:SuperPattyCakes <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:893215112] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote><cite>ProtoManSPx posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>lww99 posted...</cite> <quote>0%. Gf is on her period, and has the flu. GG</quote> <cite>prince_leo posted...</cite> <quote>very low she's on her period and we're at her parents house until tomorrow afternoon like, we could pull it off, but eh</quote> You guys are cute.</quote> You like period sex?</quote> Sex is sex, I fuck my wife on her period all the time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 01/01/18 1:06:39 AM #89:	I was with family earlier so 0% I'm the only one awake now so even more 0% --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:893215196] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>I was with family earlier so 0% I'm the only one awake now so even more 0%</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Two_Dee 01/01/18 1:33:05 AM #90:	Took a bigger L than Supreme drop 12/14 --- https://i.imgur.com/jkyPFfF.gifv <cite>Two_Dee posted [p:893216096] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>Took a bigger L than Supreme drop 12/14</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthAragorn 01/01/18 1:41:38 AM #91:	I sat at a table with a decent looking girl and we both just looked at our phones the whole time I'm garbage --- A thousand eyes, and one. <cite>DarthAragorn posted [p:893216331] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>I sat at a table with a decent looking girl and we both just looked at our phones the whole time I'm garbage</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Two_Dee 01/01/18 2:08:24 AM #92:	DarthAragorn posted... I'm garbage 100000x same --- https://i.imgur.com/jkyPFfF.gifv <cite>Two_Dee posted [p:893217115] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarthAragorn posted...</cite> <quote>I'm garbage</quote> 100000x same</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 01/01/18 2:11:06 AM #93:	I already did. Wasn't really relating to New Year's though. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:893217192] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>I already did. Wasn't really relating to New Year's though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthAragorn 01/01/18 3:36:23 AM #94:	Garbage is actually not a good enough term to describe me accurately. But can't think of another --- A thousand eyes, and one. <cite>DarthAragorn posted [p:893219626] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>Garbage is actually not a good enough term to describe me accurately. But can't think of another</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 01/01/18 2:38:08 PM #95:	mission sort of accomplished? it was sudden and started raw dogging it and then she said something about not wanting kids so be careful and I instantly turtled and couldn't get it back up to put on a rubber so it ended there with no finale. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:893237787] in Chances of... [t:76155019]...</cite> <quote>mission sort of accomplished? it was sudden and started raw dogging it and then she said something about not wanting kids so be careful and I instantly turtled and couldn't get it back up to put on a rubber so it ended there with no finale.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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