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EmeralDragon23
01/06/18 12:45:00 AM
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I thought I saw a big fucker earlier in the afternoon but I can HEAR it

It ignored the trap I set up, I can hear gnawing on some bag and I have nothing to kill or trap it with, I'm butt-ass nekkid and all my shit is on the other side of the house im sitting here on the coach listening to this bullshit go down
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electricbugs2
01/06/18 12:56:37 AM
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The rotten Raticate! They keep gnawing on the metal fence! Hey get lost you little vermin!

Whoops! I meant that critter, not you!
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littlebro07
01/06/18 12:57:45 AM
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EmeralDragon23 posted...
, I'm butt-ass nekkid and


EmeralDragon23 posted...
im sitting here on the coach


Is he naked too?
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eggcorn
01/06/18 12:59:16 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
EmeralDragon23 posted...
, I'm butt-ass nekkid and


EmeralDragon23 posted...
im sitting here on the coach


Is he naked too?

whew
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EmeralDragon23
01/06/18 1:06:26 AM
#5:


the couch damn it
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Zack_Attackv1
01/06/18 1:08:15 AM
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glitteringfairy
01/06/18 1:11:54 AM
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Put on some gloves and catch it.
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EmeralDragon23
01/06/18 1:20:40 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Put on some gloves and catch it.

i aint got any

plus im supposed to be leaving town in 2 days im not getting sick over a fucking rat
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a42ozslushie
01/06/18 1:25:57 AM
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what the fuck is a coach
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Blue_Inigo
01/06/18 1:31:59 AM
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Burn the house down
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Ryo_the_Inferno
01/06/18 1:34:25 AM
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Follow it home.
Then
Go through it's pantry.
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Dark_SilverX
01/06/18 1:53:34 AM
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When that happens i lay naked on the floor
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Gamer99z
01/06/18 1:54:53 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
EmeralDragon23 posted...
, I'm butt-ass nekkid and


EmeralDragon23 posted...
im sitting here on the coach


Is he naked too?

Lmfao
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Sir_gmon
01/06/18 1:55:01 AM
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Unless you are in the city, thats prolly a mouse fam
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Asperity
01/06/18 1:56:09 AM
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pics of you and coach
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obeseexplosive
01/06/18 2:04:35 AM
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EmeralDragon23 posted...
i aint got any

That don't matter. Craig T. Nelson likes skin to skin contact
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twitterfriends
01/06/18 2:09:35 AM
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Where in your mobile home can you fit a pantry and coach?
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Freddie_Mercury
01/06/18 2:16:56 AM
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get a cat
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obeseexplosive
01/06/18 2:37:11 AM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
get a cat

Preferably one with a hat
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Kaname_Madoka
01/06/18 2:37:33 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
EmeralDragon23 posted...
, I'm butt-ass nekkid and


EmeralDragon23 posted...
im sitting here on the coach


Is he naked too?

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EmeralDragon23
01/07/18 9:49:38 PM
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update: killed the big rat with an electric rat trap.

guessing there's more, but the big one is dead
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Millennials
01/07/18 9:50:13 PM
#22:


You have a fucking pantry? Nice. Mine is such a prude.
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