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LittleRoyal 01/07/18 12:23:25 PM #1: |
And the dead guy had this huuuuge thing under blanket so holding it up.
Is that what its actually like? What happens if you fall asleep on your tummy then have a dream about sex? Wouldnt you just die? --- I-I really needed this~~ Why does everyone think I like girls? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta 01/07/18 12:24:35 PM #2: |
LittleRoyal posted...
And the dead guy why --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleRoyal 01/07/18 12:35:42 PM #3: |
ssj3vegeta posted...
LittleRoyal posted...And the dead guy It was called Black Mirror, a man obsessed with pain died and had a huge boner. --- I-I really needed this~~ Why does everyone think I like girls? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Go_Totodile 01/07/18 12:36:34 PM #4: |
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CapnMuffin 01/07/18 12:41:46 PM #5: |
Trying to parse this opening post.
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Kitt 01/07/18 12:44:52 PM #6: |
CapnMuffin posted...
Trying to parse this opening post. lol --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom_Green_II 01/07/18 12:47:48 PM #7: |
LittleRoyal posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...LittleRoyal posted...And the dead guy The guy telling the story admitted to making the boner up And he didn't die he was in a coma ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BignutzisBack 01/07/18 12:48:34 PM #8: |
just finished marking multiple people in this post for spoilers
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LittleRoyal 01/07/18 2:01:29 PM #9: |
Tom_Green_II posted...
LittleRoyal posted...ssj3vegeta posted...LittleRoyal posted...And the dead guy Well whatever And anyway I know he made it up but the point was Would it actually hold the blanket up that much? If t holds the blanket up that much what if youre on your tummy when it happens? Wouldnt it kill you? --- I-I really needed this~~ Why does everyone think I like girls? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Weezy_Tha_Don 01/07/18 2:02:32 PM #10: |
CapnMuffin posted...
Trying to parse this opening post. for real tho haha --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleRoyal 01/07/18 2:18:07 PM #11: |
Just answer my questions weirdo
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Funkydog 01/07/18 2:20:07 PM #12: |
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LittleRoyal 01/07/18 3:34:56 PM #13: |
Im just chatting. Answer answer answer
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Duncanwii 01/07/18 3:43:26 PM #14: |
Look I know you're a girl and therefore don't get them, but erections aren't that complicated.
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Axiom 01/07/18 3:44:29 PM #15: |
LittleRoyal posted...
Just answer my questions weirdo You question doesn't deserve an answer because it's stupid as fuck like all your topics ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dustin1280 01/07/18 3:50:14 PM #16: |
CapnMuffin posted...
Trying to parse this opening post. best post.... and as to TC's "question." There is a difference between a boner holding a part of a blanket up as opposed to piercing a mattress? Not actually sure what is going on in that crazy mind of yours... --- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 // RIP nayr626 Karma: 4395 --They delivered! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sami1000 01/07/18 3:50:22 PM #17: |
LittleRoyal posted...
Im just chatting. Answer answer answer Alright. Fine, here's the answer. Sometimes, when guy falls asleep on his tummy, he sometimes sees dreams of sex or just sexy dreams, when that happens he dies. --- Can't think any good sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleRoyal 01/07/18 4:07:40 PM #18: |
Sami1000 posted...
LittleRoyal posted...Im just chatting. Answer answer answer Scary. Lol. Look. My questions are. 1) do they actually protrude THAT much. Hold up THAT much sheet? It went way over his head. 2) especially if 1 is true...how would you love? It wouldnt break the matress so it would like bend in half and that would hurt BAD wouldnt it? --- I-I really needed this~~ Why does everyone think I like girls? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dustin1280 01/07/18 4:13:42 PM #19: |
LittleRoyal posted...
1) do they actually protrude THAT much. Hold up THAT much sheet? It went way over his head. 1. Yes if the person is hard enough and big enough 2. No because it's both somewhat malleable and it a normal state it will just flop upwards towards your bellybutton. The blanket thing you would actually have to setup so that it doesn't just immediately flop up towards your bellybutton. --- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 // RIP nayr626 Karma: 4395 --They delivered! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 01/07/18 4:15:38 PM #21: |
LittleRoyal posted...
Sami1000 posted...LittleRoyal posted...Im just chatting. Answer answer answer I sleep on my back. One time that happened and it protruded so much that the tip got smacked by my ceiling fan :( That was a very unpleasant way to wake up. No bleeding or permanent damage. Was just sore for a few days. Now I sleep with the mattress directly on the floor so I have enough clearance to avoid the ceiling fan. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleRoyal 01/07/18 4:48:16 PM #22: |
Maybe 5 inches is more than I thought that honestly sounds so gross no wonder sex is so lame I wouldnt wanna put an entire bedroom into my
Ugh. Gross gross :/ whats the point you really only need it to fill the tube and you dont want to hurt yourself. Or youd be sooo far apart that its pointless. And if you cant even fit the whole thing in your mouth and pretend to swallow it whats the point of You need to learn to shrink yourself Hah eww Im grossing myself out now --- I-I really needed this~~ Why does everyone think I like girls? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dustin1280 01/07/18 4:51:25 PM #23: |
CapnMuffin posted...
--- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 // RIP nayr626 Karma: 4395 --They delivered! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 01/07/18 4:51:55 PM #24: |
LittleRoyal posted...
Maybe 5 inches is more than I thought that honestly sounds so gross no wonder sex is so lame I wouldnt wanna put an entire bedroom into my Are you 12 years old? --- Posted with GameRaven 3.3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HighOnSolar 01/07/18 4:53:00 PM #25: |
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FigureOfSpeech 01/07/18 4:59:08 PM #26: |
LittleRoyal posted...
Maybe 5 inches is more than I thought that honestly sounds so gross no wonder sex is so lame I wouldn?t wanna put an entire bedroom into my Nah. Mine's got special powers. You wouldn't have any issues tbh --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsugarized_Foo 01/07/18 5:01:35 PM #27: |
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LittleRoyal 01/07/18 5:08:21 PM #28: |
Im 21
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Dustin1280 01/07/18 5:09:16 PM #29: |
LittleRoyal posted...
Im 21 and sheltered as fuck based on the crazy stuff you post. --- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 // RIP nayr626 Karma: 4395 --They delivered! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleRoyal 01/07/18 5:50:22 PM #30: |
Dustin1280 posted...
LittleRoyal posted...Im 21 Im not sheltered I know a lot of sex stuf --- I-I really needed this~~ Why does everyone think I like girls? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 01/07/18 5:52:22 PM #31: |
LittleRoyal posted...
Dustin1280 posted...LittleRoyal posted...I?m 21 But you don't know what blumpkin means :/ --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dustin1280 01/07/18 6:12:31 PM #32: |
LittleRoyal posted...
Dustin1280 posted...LittleRoyal posted...Im 21 but not how a boner works apparently.... --- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 // RIP nayr626 Karma: 4395 --They delivered! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThePrinceFish 01/07/18 6:13:54 PM #33: |
Some nurses were fired recently for getting together to check out a cadaver's... rigor.
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LittleRoyal 01/07/18 6:16:01 PM #34: |
Dustin1280 posted...
LittleRoyal posted...Dustin1280 posted...LittleRoyal posted...Im 21 I just didnt know theyre that big. And no I dont know bumpkins things but so what? --- I-I really needed this~~ Why does everyone think I like girls? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 01/07/18 6:23:15 PM #35: |
Tom_Green_II posted...
The guy telling the story admitted to making the boner up this lol. Admits to it immediately. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleRoyal 01/07/18 6:28:03 PM #36: |
lilORANG posted...
Tom_Green_II posted...The guy telling the story admitted to making the boner up Not. The point. --- I-I really needed this~~ Why does everyone think I like girls? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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