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FF_Redux
01/07/18 7:41:22 PM
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JxOxNxIxCxS
01/07/18 7:42:33 PM
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Even brain cells?
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Burgess
01/07/18 7:42:42 PM
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How can sperm impregnate cells not meant for impregnation.
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FF_Redux
01/07/18 7:42:47 PM
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FF_Redux
01/07/18 7:43:28 PM
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Burgess posted...
How can sperm impregnate cells not meant for impregnation.


I'm no scientist, they just do
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HighOnSolar
01/07/18 7:45:04 PM
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what the hell does this even mean
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Kanaya413
01/07/18 7:46:17 PM
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I don't have sperm so what happens
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Offworlder1
01/07/18 7:47:25 PM
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This does not make sense.
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FF_Redux
01/07/18 7:47:46 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
I don't have sperm so what happens


Your eggs can absorb any cell that's not from your body and get pregnant
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Second_Chances
01/07/18 7:48:22 PM
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first thing that came to mind was tissue paper babies
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Kanaya413
01/07/18 7:48:23 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
I don't have sperm so what happens


Your eggs can absorb any cell that's not from your body and get pregnant

Still nine months to fuck around (:
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PolishCockatiel
01/07/18 7:48:31 PM
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Sold!
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EnragedSlith
01/07/18 7:48:40 PM
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That isnt how it works
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HighOnSolar
01/07/18 7:48:43 PM
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why did you skip me i just want to know what the hell it means
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Mikablu
01/07/18 7:49:50 PM
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So my sperm kills anyone it touches?
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electricbugs2
01/07/18 7:50:53 PM
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This topic makes no sense, and is now about Swedish singing sensation Samir Badran!

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Mikablu
01/07/18 8:00:02 PM
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Why does he look like someone just punched him in the nose?
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electricbugs2
01/07/18 8:01:18 PM
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Mikablu posted...
Why does he look like someone just punched him in the nose?

That picture is from when he was on Paradise Hotel (Swedish show similar to Jersey Shore) so he probably did get punched in the nose.
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Turbam
01/07/18 8:02:36 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
This topic makes no sense, and is now about Swedish singing sensation Samir Badran!

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Where did you find my picture?
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FF_Redux
01/07/18 8:02:50 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Mikablu posted...
Why does he look like someone just punched him in the nose?

That picture is from when he was on Paradise Hotel (Swedish show similar to Jersey Shore) so he probably did get punched in the nose.

It's not like Jersey Shore. It's a reality TV show yea but it's more like Big Brother but not live, and they win something in the end I dunno how it works. Basically it's idiots on TV partying and drinking and having sex...well I guess Jersey Shore then >_>
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electricbugs2
01/07/18 8:06:16 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Mikablu posted...
Why does he look like someone just punched him in the nose?

That picture is from when he was on Paradise Hotel (Swedish show similar to Jersey Shore) so he probably did get punched in the nose.

It's not like Jersey Shore. It's a reality TV show yea but it's more like Big Brother but not live, and they win something in the end I dunno how it works. Basically it's idiots on TV partying and drinking and having sex...well I guess Jersey Shore then >_>

I've seen bits and pieces on his personal channel. Not exactly like J Shore, but the people are similar. Samir is like Sweden's "Situation" etc.

But yeah Big Brother might be a better comparison competition wise.
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CircleOfManias
01/07/18 8:38:50 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
I don't have sperm so what happens


Your eggs can absorb any cell that's not from your body and get pregnant


Even from food?
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LinksLiege
01/07/18 8:41:04 PM
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I'd rather not have millions of babies, thanks.
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