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Antifar
01/07/18 9:29:10 PM
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/950190674661511168

"Enormously consensual"
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Starmieketone
01/07/18 9:31:50 PM
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In all likelihood, he forgot to switch twitter accounts.
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masticatingman
01/07/18 9:32:30 PM
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Aren't we all tbqh?
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pieisthebest
01/07/18 9:33:07 PM
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Ok, I'm convinced he is ACTUALLY suffering from the early stages of dementia now.
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On_The_Edge
01/07/18 9:33:14 PM
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It is consensual. I consent to everything the president is doing. MAGA!
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BLAKUboy
01/07/18 9:33:52 PM
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I'm assuming he's quoting someone that was on Fox News today?
But why does it take him over 10 minutes to finish the quote?
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Antifar
01/07/18 9:35:18 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
I'm assuming he's quoting someone that was on Fox News today?
But why does it take him over 10 minutes to finish the quote?

If that's what he's doing, transcribing is a bitch, because it's hard to remember the exact wording of a long quote. Has to rewind, type, catch back up...
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BLAKUboy
01/07/18 9:37:59 PM
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Pretty much all of his tweets are direct responses to some Fox News bit he recorded on his "Super Tivo".
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Antifar
01/07/18 9:39:56 PM
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The conclusion

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/950194495223730176

That guy's email inbox is going to be a war zone
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bevan306
01/07/18 9:41:41 PM
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he meant consequential. Maybe the imbecile could learn to copy and paste
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Antifar
01/07/18 9:43:35 PM
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bevan306 posted...
he meant consequential. Maybe the imbecile could learn to copy and paste

I guarantee he was typing it out from a hard copy of the Post rather than finding the column online.

But man, talk about a Freudian slip
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BLAKUboy
01/07/18 9:44:24 PM
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Good lord this guy is almost to DifferentialEquation levels of Trump slurper.
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BLAKUboy
01/07/18 9:45:04 PM
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Antifar posted...
I guarantee he was typing it out from a hard copy of the Post rather than finding the column online.

That still shouldn't have taken him 15 minutes to finish.
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BLAKUboy
01/07/18 9:46:33 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Good lord this guy is almost to DifferentialEquation levels of Trump slurper.

So to answer the question in the OP, no he's not writing erotic fanfic. He's quoting it.
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bevan306
01/07/18 9:51:35 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Antifar posted...
I guarantee he was typing it out from a hard copy of the Post rather than finding the column online.

That still shouldn't have taken him 15 minutes to finish.


it's hard to type with your hands full of big macs
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BLAKUboy
01/07/18 9:53:04 PM
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Hell, what are the odds he uses the speech to text option for all his tweets?
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Antifar
01/07/18 10:00:07 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Hell, what are the odds he uses the speech to text option for all his tweets?

I'm skeptical. This tweet has quotation marks, elipses, parentheses...And in general I feel like Trump's tweeting mannerisms are different from his speech.
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Turbam
01/07/18 10:01:57 PM
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I wish wheelin dealin Donnie had an Instagram
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UrCa1988
01/07/18 10:03:25 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Hell, what are the odds he uses the speech to text option for all his tweets?

Covfefe isn't in the dictionary.
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ItsVinceRusso
01/07/18 10:17:21 PM
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Turbam posted...
I wish wheelin dealin Donnie had an Instagram


https://www.instagram.com/realdonaldtrump/?hl=en

Interestingly none of his photos are with Melania at all.
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