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luigi13579
01/08/18 11:17:24 AM
#51:


Please don't. She'd be better than Trump, but surely the Dems can do better than another inexperienced billionaire entertainer.

Antifar posted...
Setting aside what I've already said here: getting excited about the first person who gives a nominally liberal speech at the Golden Fucking Globes is the worst way imaginable to respond to complaints about out-of-touch Hollywood elitism among liberals.

Yep.

Also, she's preaching to the choir basically. It's easy to tell people what they want to hear.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/08/18 11:17:27 AM
#52:


Oprah isn't running for president in 2O2O... Why does CE always a soon shit??
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Sad_Face
01/08/18 11:20:34 AM
#53:


BLAKUboy posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
This is Oprah. She gives away free stuff to the masses. That's communism

I'm pretty sure that's socialism, actually. Which seems to be becoming increasingly popular.


Jesus H. Christ, that's charity. How'd you guys stray so far from their original definitions?
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Scorsese2002
01/08/18 11:20:35 AM
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BlackHorse6969
01/08/18 11:21:57 AM
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Imagine all the false sexual harrassment/rape accusations that women will make once Oprah gets elected president. And the accusers will succeed in throwing to jail innocent men too
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Antifar
01/08/18 11:23:48 AM
#56:


BlackHorse6969 posted...
Imagine all the false sexual harrassment/rape accusations that women will make once Oprah gets elected president.

Why do you think that is in any way related to who the president is?
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Questionmarktarius
01/08/18 11:24:55 AM
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BlackHorse6969 posted...
Imagine all the false sexual harrassment/rape accusations that women will make once Oprah gets elected president.

Oprah got a bit handsy thirty years ago too?
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DifferentialEquation
01/08/18 11:24:56 AM
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BLAKUboy posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
This is Oprah. She gives away free stuff to the masses. That's communism

I'm pretty sure that's socialism, actually. Which seems to be becoming increasingly popular.


It's neither. Oprah gives away things she paid for with her own money. That's being generous. Or it's charity.

Bernie Sanders is the shitbag who likes being generous with other people's money.
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darkphoenix181
01/08/18 11:25:13 AM
#60:


I will vote for her if she gives me a new car.
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Butterfiles
01/08/18 11:26:41 AM
#61:


The Real Question Is Who Becomes Surgeon General Oz Or Phil?
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Jiek_Fafn
01/08/18 11:27:30 AM
#62:


DezDroppedFreak posted...
No
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Except
Kanye
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Kanye2020
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BLAKUboy
01/08/18 11:27:56 AM
#63:


Sad_Face posted...
Jesus H. Christ, that's charity. How'd you guys stray so far from their original definitions?

The point is clearly being overly extreme with the definitions. I was merely correcting his assertion, knowing full well he was trolling.
Though I'm not sure you can actually argue Oprah wouldn't enact some socialist policies.
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Gamer99z
01/08/18 11:29:01 AM
#64:


Can't wait for it to come down to Oprah vs The Rock for the Democratic nomination with Kanye creating his own new Yeezy party to run on as a 3rd party going up against Trump again. Then a bunch of people writing in Bernie saying "here's how Bernie can still win"

It'll make for some entertaining debates at least.
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Lordgold666
01/08/18 11:29:50 AM
#65:


Jiek_Fafn posted...
DezDroppedFreak posted...
No
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Except
Kanye
West


Kanye2020

Fuck outta here
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BlackHorse6969
01/08/18 11:29:52 AM
#66:


If Oprah gets elected president, our society will become like the one in Idiocracy
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BLAKUboy
01/08/18 11:30:13 AM
#67:


I thought Dwayne was supposed to run as a Republican, or was that someone else?
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Gamer99z
01/08/18 11:30:34 AM
#68:


BlackHorse6969 posted...
If Oprah gets elected president, our society will become like the one in Idiocracy

So Oprah gets elected and nothing changes?
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/08/18 11:30:56 AM
#69:


Kenya Wets for preZ!!1!
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Gamer99z
01/08/18 11:30:59 AM
#70:


BLAKUboy posted...
I thought Dwayne was supposed to run as a Republican, or was that someone else?

Idk what he'd run as tbh, I was just making the joke.
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DifferentialEquation
01/08/18 11:31:31 AM
#72:


BlackHorse6969 posted...
If Oprah gets elected president, our society will become like the one in Idiocracy


Did that happen when Obama was president? Oprah is much better than Obama could ever to hope to be.
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BlackHorse6969
01/08/18 11:32:26 AM
#73:


CrimsonRage posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
If Oprah gets elected president, our society will become like the one in Idiocracy


that ship sailed bruh

No it hasn't. I've yet to see a greeter at Costco tell me they love me when I enter
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Stupid Pirate Guy
01/08/18 11:32:38 AM
#74:


If this is true the blowback will basically guarantee Trump's re-election.
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masticatingman
01/08/18 11:32:43 AM
#75:


She would be too conscientious of her brand and be a weak candidate if she ran. Who would, unfortunately, still make it pretty far at least in primaries because of name recognition and advertising. Seriously, if she doesnt drop out, shed get a sizable percentage of votes. Especially depending on the other candidates.
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1NfamousACE_2
01/08/18 11:33:53 AM
#76:


Stupid Pirate Guy posted...
If this is true the blowback will basically guarantee Trump's re-election.


Na

White women would vote for Oprah

They love Oprah
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BlackHorse6969
01/08/18 11:34:19 AM
#77:


masticatingman posted...
She would be too conscientious of her brand and be a weak candidate if she ran. Who would, unfortunately, still make it pretty far because of name recognition and advertising.

And she would cry every time she makes a cheesy speech to the public.
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VectorChaos
01/08/18 11:34:32 AM
#78:


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Xelltrix
01/08/18 11:34:57 AM
#80:


I actually don't care if its an actual politician that becomes president, just someone intelligent that knows about and is actively involved in politics is enough, even if they aren't a career politician. It's not like career politicians have been all that great anyway.
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BLAKUboy
01/08/18 11:35:16 AM
#81:


If the 2020 ballot was actually Trump and Oprah, Oprah would definitely win. I do not believe that either of them will be on the ballot though.
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DezDroppedFreak
01/08/18 11:35:44 AM
#82:


VectorChaos posted...
DezDroppedFreak posted...
No
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Except
Danny
Trejo

I can get behind this

He'd give us options like all the choices you have with Sling TV
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Questionmarktarius
01/08/18 11:36:13 AM
#84:


BLAKUboy posted...
If the 2020 ballot was actually Trump and Oprah, Oprah would definitely win. I do not believe that either of them will be on the ballot though.

What about Oprah vs The Rock?
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Gamer99z
01/08/18 11:38:06 AM
#85:


Stupid Pirate Guy posted...
If this is true the blowback will basically guarantee Trump's re-election.

Not really, she'd dominate with minorities and female voters. Voter turnout was lower in 2016 than 2012 and Trump still lost and he's only gotten less popular since then. By being a candidate that could actually get people to vote, and by sheer virtue of being against Trump, she'd completely destroy him.
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KingCrabCake
01/08/18 11:39:48 AM
#86:


Easy win for Trump
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Questionmarktarius
01/08/18 11:40:09 AM
#87:


Given that Oprah has been arguably more successful at business than Trump, I'd be okay with this.
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Dustin1280
01/08/18 11:40:34 AM
#88:


If we actually came to a trump vs oprah situation, oprah would win with flying colors....

She can mention how good a book is and it instantly becomes a best seller...

People LOVE oprah....

In contract, few people still love trump.

After the prior election, dems won't make the same mistake and ASSUME that they already one...

I would prefer NEITHER of them are on the ballot though and we get actual competent people with experience (or at least know-how) in politics...
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Slip-N-Slide
01/08/18 11:41:21 AM
#89:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Given that Oprah has been arguably more successful at business than Trump, I'd be okay with this.

It isn't even arguable, she's never ran a sham university and gotten sued for it or gone bankrupt more than once.
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Questionmarktarius
01/08/18 11:47:43 AM
#90:


Slip-N-Slide posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Given that Oprah has been arguably more successful at business than Trump, I'd be okay with this.

It isn't even arguable, she's never ran a sham university and gotten sued for it or gone bankrupt more than once.

I'm not aware of Oprah going bankrupt even once.
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DifferentialEquation
01/08/18 11:49:50 AM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Given that Oprah has been arguably more successful at business than Trump, I'd be okay with this.

It isn't even arguable, she's never ran a sham university and gotten sued for it or gone bankrupt more than once.


Oprah has been extremely successful, just not as much as Trump. And Trump University was not a sham, it was a good school. The reason why it was shut down was become Trump was on the path to revolutionizing the field of education and liberals saw state universities, which they use to indoctrinate young adults with socialist propaganda to stay in power, in jeopardy of becoming irrelevant.
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Tom_Green_II
01/08/18 11:52:11 AM
#92:


Antifar posted...
Jesus fucking Christ, do not, do not, do not fucking rally behind Oprah for President. Or The Rock. Don't look to the celebrities to save you, you morons, do the fucking work.


We're passed the point of no return. Trump is President, Democracy is officially a joke.

I say bring on Winfrey 2020
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Sad_Face
01/08/18 11:52:15 AM
#93:


BLAKUboy posted...
Sad_Face posted...
Jesus H. Christ, that's charity. How'd you guys stray so far from their original definitions?

The point is clearly being overly extreme with the definitions. I was merely correcting his assertion, knowing full well he was trolling.
Though I'm not sure you can actually argue Oprah wouldn't enact some socialist policies.


I guess.

Questionmarktarius posted...
Given that Oprah has been arguably more successful at business than Trump, I'd be okay with this.


Just because the minimum expectations for a president has sunk down a hole, doesn't mean we have to settle with marginally better presidents.
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mipond
01/08/18 11:52:27 AM
#94:


I think she would be more mature/respectful. I can't imagine her calling someone "little rocket man" or saying "I have a bigger nuclear button than him."
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Banjo2553
01/08/18 11:53:55 AM
#95:


1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Na

White women would vote for Oprah

They love Oprah

You sure? Even after she says racism will die when white people are eliminated?
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Questionmarktarius
01/08/18 11:54:02 AM
#96:


Sad_Face posted...
Just because the minimum expectations for a president has sunk down a hole, doesn't mean we have to settle with marginally better presidents.

Have you been paying attention to pretty much every election ever?
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DezDroppedFreak
01/08/18 11:54:32 AM
#97:


mipond posted...
I think she would be more mature/respectful. I can't imagine her calling someone "little rocket man" or saying "I have a bigger nuclear button than him."

Yeah no doubt, but if people are seriously entertaining this idea then we've learned nothing from Trump.
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DifferentialEquation
01/08/18 11:54:42 AM
#98:


Sad_Face posted...
Just because the minimum expectations for a president has sunk down a hole, doesn't mean we have to settle with marginally better presidents.


What's wrong with Oprah? Would you rather have Joe "buy a shotgun" Biden?
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masticatingman
01/08/18 11:55:17 AM
#99:


Gamer99z posted...
Stupid Pirate Guy posted...
If this is true the blowback will basically guarantee Trump's re-election.

Not really, she'd dominate with minorities and female voters. Voter turnout was lower in 2016 than 2012 and Trump still lost and he's only gotten less popular since then. By being a candidate that could actually get people to vote, and by sheer virtue of being against Trump, she'd completely destroy him.


Lost the popular vote. Bush also lost that in his first term in arguably much more dramatic fashion and still managed to get re-elected.
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Questionmarktarius
01/08/18 11:56:01 AM
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Banjo2553 posted...
Even after she says racism will die when white people are eliminated?

[citation needed]
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