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Steve Nick
01/09/18 9:03:18 PM
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the guy working at subway today.

Seriously wtf. The damn sandwich wouldn't even close because there were so many pickles on it.
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/09/18 9:04:09 PM
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They were probly rotten and he wanted to get rid of them. Enjoy!
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HighOnSolar
01/09/18 9:05:26 PM
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Steve Nick
01/09/18 9:11:59 PM
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Honestly the whole sandwich was pretty fucked.

Saying I want mustard + mayo apparently meant drown the sum bitch in mustard and put a little mayo with it.
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MabusIncarnate
01/09/18 9:14:16 PM
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That's why you say "light" before each item. Light pickles, light mayo. They usually will do minimal if that's how you ask for it.
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VipaGTS
01/09/18 9:15:10 PM
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"let me get.....green peppers"
*carefully picks like 3 pieces of green peppers*
"uuhhh...ok....can i get some more green peppers?"
*adds one more...the smallest one*
"Alright....lettuce..."
*enough lettuce to double the weight of the sandwich*

God Dammit Subway...
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glitteringfairy
01/09/18 9:20:22 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isn't it pretty easy to watch and say when or not enough?

You'd think so. Me and the gf went to subway tonight and she wanted a six inch, the girl working there can't eyeball six inches apparently and ended up giving my gf a 4 inch sandwich. I leaned over and said to my gf "tiny sandwich" when the girl was making it and my gf said nothing. So we get home and my gf takes the sandwich out of the bag and complains how small the sandwich is. I wanted to slam my head on the table
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VipaGTS
01/09/18 9:21:23 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isn't it pretty easy to watch and say when or not enough?

You'd think so. Me and the gf went to subway tonight and she wanted a six inch, the girl working there can't eyeball six inches apparently and ended up giving my gf a 4 inch sandwich. I leaned over and said to my gf "tiny sandwich" when the girl was making it and my gf said nothing. So we get home and my gf takes the sandwich out of the bag and complains how small the sandwich is. I wanted to slam my head on the table

why didn't you say something?
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pieisthebest
01/09/18 9:22:57 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isn't it pretty easy to watch and say when or not enough?

You'd think so. Me and the gf went to subway tonight and she wanted a six inch, the girl working there can't eyeball six inches apparently and ended up giving my gf a 4 inch sandwich. I leaned over and said to my gf "tiny sandwich" when the girl was making it and my gf said nothing. So we get home and my gf takes the sandwich out of the bag and complains how small the sandwich is. I wanted to slam my head on the table

It isn't the subway girl's fault that she thinks 4 inches is 6 inches, blame her boyfriend for lying to her
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glitteringfairy
01/09/18 9:24:04 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isn't it pretty easy to watch and say when or not enough?

You'd think so. Me and the gf went to subway tonight and she wanted a six inch, the girl working there can't eyeball six inches apparently and ended up giving my gf a 4 inch sandwich. I leaned over and said to my gf "tiny sandwich" when the girl was making it and my gf said nothing. So we get home and my gf takes the sandwich out of the bag and complains how small the sandwich is. I wanted to slam my head on the table

why didn't you say something?

I'm not gonna speak for her, she's an adult. I informed her it was a tiny sandwich and she just went with it and then decided to complain after the fact.
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VipaGTS
01/09/18 9:24:28 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
VipaGTS posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isn't it pretty easy to watch and say when or not enough?

You'd think so. Me and the gf went to subway tonight and she wanted a six inch, the girl working there can't eyeball six inches apparently and ended up giving my gf a 4 inch sandwich. I leaned over and said to my gf "tiny sandwich" when the girl was making it and my gf said nothing. So we get home and my gf takes the sandwich out of the bag and complains how small the sandwich is. I wanted to slam my head on the table

why didn't you say something?

I'm not gonna speak for her, she's an adult. I informed her it was a tiny sandwich and she just went with it and then decided to complain after the fact.

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.
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_Schwarzlicht_
01/09/18 9:24:32 PM
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Solar_Crimson
01/09/18 9:27:49 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
"let me get.....green peppers"
*carefully picks like 3 pieces of green peppers*
"uuhhh...ok....can i get some more green peppers?"
*adds one more...the smallest one*
"Alright....lettuce..."
*enough lettuce to double the weight of the sandwich*

God Dammit Subway...

Not to mention that they skimp out on the meat unless you get extra or double.

One reason why I hardly go to Subway anymore. Which Wich is much better, despite being more expensive.
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Steve Nick
01/09/18 9:29:27 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
That's why you say "light" before each item. Light pickles, light mayo. They usually will do minimal if that's how you ask for it.


I don't want 'light'.

I want a normal sandwich, with normal amounts. This guy just didn't know how to make a sandwich and was all over the grid.

When I got it home the sandwich fell apart with pickles falling everywhere, because the sub wouldn't close.
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glitteringfairy
01/09/18 9:30:52 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
VipaGTS posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isn't it pretty easy to watch and say when or not enough?

You'd think so. Me and the gf went to subway tonight and she wanted a six inch, the girl working there can't eyeball six inches apparently and ended up giving my gf a 4 inch sandwich. I leaned over and said to my gf "tiny sandwich" when the girl was making it and my gf said nothing. So we get home and my gf takes the sandwich out of the bag and complains how small the sandwich is. I wanted to slam my head on the table

why didn't you say something?

I'm not gonna speak for her, she's an adult. I informed her it was a tiny sandwich and she just went with it and then decided to complain after the fact.

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

I guess I should have ordered for her huh. Man I thought you guys on the left were all about empowering women and letting them make their own decisions
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Steve Nick
01/09/18 9:31:52 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
VipaGTS posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
VipaGTS posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isn't it pretty easy to watch and say when or not enough?

You'd think so. Me and the gf went to subway tonight and she wanted a six inch, the girl working there can't eyeball six inches apparently and ended up giving my gf a 4 inch sandwich. I leaned over and said to my gf "tiny sandwich" when the girl was making it and my gf said nothing. So we get home and my gf takes the sandwich out of the bag and complains how small the sandwich is. I wanted to slam my head on the table

why didn't you say something?

I'm not gonna speak for her, she's an adult. I informed her it was a tiny sandwich and she just went with it and then decided to complain after the fact.

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

I guess I should have ordered for her huh. Man I thought you guys on the left were all about empowering women and letting them make their own decisions


Or maybe tell your gf to stop being such a quitter and take the full footlong. Then she ain't have this problem.
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DK9292
01/09/18 9:31:53 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
That's why you say "light" before each item. Light pickles, light mayo. They usually will do minimal if that's how you ask for it.

I did that. They didn't.
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DrizztLink
01/09/18 9:32:02 PM
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pieisthebest posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isn't it pretty easy to watch and say when or not enough?

You'd think so. Me and the gf went to subway tonight and she wanted a six inch, the girl working there can't eyeball six inches apparently and ended up giving my gf a 4 inch sandwich. I leaned over and said to my gf "tiny sandwich" when the girl was making it and my gf said nothing. So we get home and my gf takes the sandwich out of the bag and complains how small the sandwich is. I wanted to slam my head on the table

It isn't the subway girl's fault that she thinks 4 inches is 6 inches, blame her boyfriend for lying to her

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VipaGTS
01/09/18 9:32:48 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
VipaGTS posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
VipaGTS posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isn't it pretty easy to watch and say when or not enough?

You'd think so. Me and the gf went to subway tonight and she wanted a six inch, the girl working there can't eyeball six inches apparently and ended up giving my gf a 4 inch sandwich. I leaned over and said to my gf "tiny sandwich" when the girl was making it and my gf said nothing. So we get home and my gf takes the sandwich out of the bag and complains how small the sandwich is. I wanted to slam my head on the table

why didn't you say something?

I'm not gonna speak for her, she's an adult. I informed her it was a tiny sandwich and she just went with it and then decided to complain after the fact.

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

I guess I should have ordered for her huh. Man I thought you guys on the left were all about empowering women and letting them make their own decisions

you don't have to order for her, but stepping in to help her in some situations is normal. "she's an adult!"...lol come on bro...Maybe she didn't realize what you meant by "tiny sandwich"...
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glitteringfairy
01/09/18 9:37:27 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
VipaGTS posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
VipaGTS posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isn't it pretty easy to watch and say when or not enough?

You'd think so. Me and the gf went to subway tonight and she wanted a six inch, the girl working there can't eyeball six inches apparently and ended up giving my gf a 4 inch sandwich. I leaned over and said to my gf "tiny sandwich" when the girl was making it and my gf said nothing. So we get home and my gf takes the sandwich out of the bag and complains how small the sandwich is. I wanted to slam my head on the table

why didn't you say something?

I'm not gonna speak for her, she's an adult. I informed her it was a tiny sandwich and she just went with it and then decided to complain after the fact.

sounds like you guys have a great relationship.

I guess I should have ordered for her huh. Man I thought you guys on the left were all about empowering women and letting them make their own decisions

you don't have to order for her, but stepping in to help her in some situations is normal. "she's an adult!"...lol come on bro...Maybe she didn't realize what you meant by "tiny sandwich"...

Tbh I thought she was fine with the tiny sandwich. She didn't say anything after I told her and then complained later like I said, that's why I wanted to slam my head on the table

Also you guys are on point with the sex jokes, not disappointed
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glitteringfairy
01/09/18 9:42:09 PM
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I just asked her why she didn't say anything and she said the girl had already made it and she didn't want to be a bitch @VipaGTS
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VipaGTS
01/09/18 9:43:23 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
I just asked her why she didn't say anything and she said the girl had already made it and she didn't want to be a bitch @VipaGTS

well in that case i can understand the table head slamming thing.
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Steve Nick
01/09/18 9:44:58 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
I just asked her why she didn't say anything and she said the girl had already made it and she didn't want to be a bitch @VipaGTS


See, I can respect that. That's a good girlfriend you've got.
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Duwstai
01/09/18 9:48:51 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isn't it pretty easy to watch and say when or not enough?

You'd think so. Me and the gf went to subway tonight and she wanted a six inch, the girl working there can't eyeball six inches apparently and ended up giving my gf a 4 inch sandwich. I leaned over and said to my gf "tiny sandwich" when the girl was making it and my gf said nothing. So we get home and my gf takes the sandwich out of the bag and complains how small the sandwich is. I wanted to slam my head on the table

Typical woman
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littlebro07
01/09/18 9:50:28 PM
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pieisthebest posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isn't it pretty easy to watch and say when or not enough?

You'd think so. Me and the gf went to subway tonight and she wanted a six inch, the girl working there can't eyeball six inches apparently and ended up giving my gf a 4 inch sandwich. I leaned over and said to my gf "tiny sandwich" when the girl was making it and my gf said nothing. So we get home and my gf takes the sandwich out of the bag and complains how small the sandwich is. I wanted to slam my head on the table

It isn't the subway girl's fault that she thinks 4 inches is 6 inches, blame her boyfriend for lying to her


LOL
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kuwab0
01/09/18 11:13:20 PM
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