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_OujiDoza_ 01/11/18 9:01:23 AM #1:	https://t.co/KmrNOjXMHy He wanted to get tanked. A Russian man stole an armored vehicle north of the Arctic circle and rammed it into a supermarket, where he stole a bottle of red wine, according to the BBC. The unidentified man swiped the Soviet-era MT-LB amphibious vehicle known in the West as the M-1970 from a Murmansk driving school and went on a rampage. He crashed into a car in the northwestern town of Apatity before smashing into the store and grabbing a bottle of red wine from Crimea, the Black Sea peninsula annexed from Ukraine by Russian strongman Vladimir Putin in 2014, The Sun of the UK reported. Russian TV channel Vesti said the suspect was bored so he took the vehicle from the driving school operated by DOSAAF, a volunteer group that cooperates with military forces in Russia. Police were considering criminal charges. "Considering" --- R.I.P. Bilbo-Swaggins: Victim of the CommunistFAQS Regime \|Brian-Dawkins\|http://i.imgtc.com/5yil6xS.jpg. <cite>_OujiDoza_ posted [p:893825571] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote><cite>https://t.co/KmrNOjXMHy</cite> <quote>He wanted to get tanked. A Russian man stole an armored vehicle north of the Arctic circle and rammed it into a supermarket, where he stole a bottle of red wine, according to the BBC. The unidentified man swiped the Soviet-era MT-LB amphibious vehicle known in the West as the M-1970 from a Murmansk driving school and went on a rampage. He crashed into a car in the northwestern town of Apatity before smashing into the store and grabbing a bottle of red wine from Crimea, the Black Sea peninsula annexed from Ukraine by Russian strongman Vladimir Putin in 2014, The Sun of the UK reported. Russian TV channel Vesti said the suspect was bored so he took the vehicle from the driving school operated by DOSAAF, a volunteer group that cooperates with military forces in Russia. Police were considering criminal charges.</quote> "Considering"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 01/11/18 9:01:58 AM #2:	Russia. Enough said. --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:893825597] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote>Russia. Enough said.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 01/11/18 9:05:56 AM #3:	He stole a tank in order to steal a bottle of wine? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:893825740] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote>He stole a tank in order to steal a bottle of wine?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
josifrees 01/11/18 9:06:11 AM #4:	Why does a dmv have a tank --- Quit Crying <cite>josifrees posted [p:893825747] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote>Why does a dmv have a tank</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 01/11/18 9:07:26 AM #5:	Just another day in Russia I wanna see the dash cam video --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:893825793] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote>Just another day in Russia I wanna see the dash cam video</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 01/11/18 9:08:02 AM #6:	josifrees posted... Why does a dmv have a tank Because Russia --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:893825825] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote><cite>josifrees posted...</cite> <quote>Why does a dmv have a tank</quote> Because Russia</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 01/11/18 9:16:31 AM #7:	>Guy gets bored >Steals a fucking tank >Crashes into grocery store >Steals one bottle of wine >Cops only considering charges dafuq? O_o inb4greentextonCE --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:893826118] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote>>Guy gets bored >Steals a fucking tank >Crashes into grocery store >Steals one bottle of wine >Cops only considering charges dafuq? O_o inb4greentextonCE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 01/11/18 9:17:05 AM #8:	Boys will be boys, comrade --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:893826143] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote>Boys will be boys, comrade</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Electrokinesis 01/11/18 9:21:15 AM #9:	Im trying not to actually laugh out loud. --- It's scientifically impossible for pants to feel "pain". ~ TheRealItachi <cite>Electrokinesis posted [p:893826335] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote>Im trying not to actually laugh out loud.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 01/11/18 9:23:12 AM #10:	The MT-LB isn't a tank. <cite>JE19426 posted [p:893826406] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote>The MT-LB isn't a tank.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 01/11/18 9:24:24 AM #11:	Aristoph posted... >Guy gets bored >Steals a fucking tank >Crashes into grocery store >Steals one bottle of wine >Cops only considering charges dafuq? O_o Well it was either charges, or giving him a medal. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:893826457] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote><cite>Aristoph posted...</cite> <quote>>Guy gets bored >Steals a fucking tank >Crashes into grocery store >Steals one bottle of wine >Cops only considering charges dafuq? O_o</quote> Well it was either charges, or giving him a medal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 01/11/18 9:26:38 AM #12:	Russian Man > Florida Man --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - NeonOctopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:893826545] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote>Russian Man > Florida Man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 01/11/18 9:27:29 AM #13:	Gamer99z posted... Russian Man > Florida Man Florida Man probably would have hijacked an alligator and shot himself in the foot in the process of stealing beer. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:893826575] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gamer99z posted...</cite> <quote>Russian Man > Florida Man</quote> Florida Man probably would have hijacked an alligator and shot himself in the foot in the process of stealing beer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 01/11/18 9:32:38 AM #14:	He really wanted that wine --- PSN VectorChaos http://i.imgur.com/ftMERkZ.jpg XBL Vector Chaos http://i.imgur.com/10hWZ95.png http://i.imgur.com/MZMOLx0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R2jRl8F.jpg <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:893826790] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote>He really wanted that wine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 01/11/18 9:39:11 AM #15:	Not all heroes wear capes --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:893827043] in Man report... [t:76189322]...</cite> <quote>Not all heroes wear capes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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