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Pharrell3
01/15/18 2:59:09 AM
#51:


I'm 37 never had sex

beat that.
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 3:00:26 AM
#52:


ProtoManSPx posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm wearing the exact same shirt right now, except it's a bit small and my belly overhang is sticking out the bottom and no buttons are buttoned so I can breathe better.

Pic of belly

https://imgur.com/r/trailerparkboys/p2w25qT
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ProtoManSPx
01/15/18 3:00:34 AM
#53:


Pharrell3 posted...
I'm 37 never had sex

beat that.

Damn
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 3:01:19 AM
#54:


Pharrell3 posted...
I'm 37 never had sex

beat that.


Damn, I'll start you a gofundme if I have your permission
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ProtoManSPx
01/15/18 3:02:07 AM
#55:


MabusIncarnate posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm wearing the exact same shirt right now, except it's a bit small and my belly overhang is sticking out the bottom and no buttons are buttoned so I can breathe better.

Pic of belly

https://imgur.com/r/trailerparkboys/p2w25qT

Lul, is yours about that size?
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 3:03:06 AM
#56:


ProtoManSPx posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm wearing the exact same shirt right now, except it's a bit small and my belly overhang is sticking out the bottom and no buttons are buttoned so I can breathe better.

Pic of belly

https://imgur.com/r/trailerparkboys/p2w25qT

Lul, is yours about that size?

That's me, except I usually wear a cowboy hat or a bumblebee costume.
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Pepys Monster
01/15/18 3:04:54 AM
#57:


JeanCocteau posted...
They don't look good. They are ok if you are purposely trying to not attract women, I guess

What do you wear, and do you think you get laid half as much as that guy does?
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 3:05:48 AM
#58:


Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
They don't look good. They are ok if you are purposely trying to not attract women, I guess

What do you wear, and do you think you get laid half as much as that guy does?

He wears turtlenecks that are cut off at the sleeves and rib cage.
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anth0ny
01/15/18 3:10:41 AM
#59:


where DID he go
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anth0ny
01/15/18 3:11:14 AM
#60:


will you guys fuck off . noone actually gives a shit about polos
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 3:13:09 AM
#61:


Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
They don't look good. They are ok if you are purposely trying to not attract women, I guess

What do you wear, and do you think you get laid half as much as that guy does?


I wear long sleeve dark neutral colors usually, button up with a bit of metallic shine, for one instance. Suits mostly for work. Sometimes tighter t shirts with a jacket. I dress like a gay man, but not flamboyant.

I have a girl, we have sex regularly, so I would say yes unless this dude is in the same boat and getting it every day
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Offworlder1
01/15/18 3:13:28 AM
#62:


Topic creator baited everyone in this topic.


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MuayThai85
01/15/18 3:17:46 AM
#63:


JeanCocteau posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf


Women don't want men who are dressed like a fuckhead


You are in for a rude awakening in the future


Bullshit. No women wants a man who is wearing this fucking shirt. I have good fashion sense.


They'd rather a Chad in that shirt than a fat neckbeard in a $10,000 suit any day of the week.
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 3:21:04 AM
#64:


MuayThai85 posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf


Women don't want men who are dressed like a fuckhead


You are in for a rude awakening in the future


Bullshit. No women wants a man who is wearing this fucking shirt. I have good fashion sense.


They'd rather a Chad in that shirt than a fat neckbeard in a $10,000 suit any day of the week.


Eh, that's probably true, although over never seen a fat neckbeard in a suit. Odd comparison while trying to insult.
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anth0ny
01/15/18 4:50:50 AM
#65:


my advice to you @tc Buy some new Nikes
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anth0ny
01/15/18 4:57:41 AM
#66:


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anth0ny
01/15/18 4:57:47 AM
#67:


stay away from polos
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 7:16:06 AM
#68:


anth0ny posted...
stay away from polos


Even though you don't mean it, this is absolutely true. No guy ever got laid in a polo without alcohol being involved for the other party
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NeonOctopus
01/15/18 7:17:49 AM
#69:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Where did you come from?

Kaiganeer posted...
where did you go

Garioshi posted...
where did you come from @Cotton_Eye_Joe

I lol'd
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Sami1000
01/15/18 7:22:21 AM
#70:


You remind me of a potato. Idk if its angle or something. Like a friendly, happy potato.
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SavenForever
01/15/18 7:24:59 AM
#71:


I'm getting there TC, I feel ya.
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ArchiePeck
01/15/18 7:36:12 AM
#72:


Pharrell3 posted...
I'm 37 never had sex

beat that.


Damn, that's really going to warp you psychologically. Did you never consider going to a brothel or anything?
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KogaSteelfang
01/15/18 7:46:42 AM
#73:


Pharrell3 posted...
I'm 37 never had sex

beat that.

I'm close, currently 34.
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Kazuma_Yagami
01/15/18 8:27:59 AM
#74:


I had sex at 19 and thought that was late wow. Im 22 now.

If you havent had sex past even 26 youre just not trying to improve yourself.
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KogaSteelfang
01/15/18 9:50:39 AM
#75:


Kazuma_Yagami posted...
I had sex at 19 and thought that was late wow. Im 22 now.

If you havent had sex past even 26 youre just not trying to improve yourself.


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kingdrake2
01/15/18 3:41:53 PM
#76:


anth0ny posted...
will you guys fuck off . noone actually gives a shit about polos


i just remembered something.... Chad Wears Polo's i don't want to be like him :(.
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LJRENEGADE
01/15/18 3:51:12 PM
#77:


JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf


Women don't want men who are dressed like a fuckhead

Its just a shirt. He can take it off and put on a different shirt. I doubt its a deal breaker for anyone, no one is gonna find him more or less attractive for it. Anyway he's a substitute teacher in high school, he probably just wants to look professional and doesn't dress like that normally.
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sfgiants
01/15/18 4:09:40 PM
#78:


He looks fine in that polo. It may be a little big for him, and the sleeves could be a bit shorter to show off his arms more, but it sounds like he's a sub. His outfit would be much better if he weren't wearing black pants.

Polos are typically a staple in men's fashion. I couldn't imagine the one antagonist in this topic who wears neutral OCBDs all the time. My biceps give me strength. Women love to look at nice arms. A man's arms = a woman's legs. In the same way that y'all love to ogle a nice smooth shapely sexy set of legs, women love to salivate over a nice pair of masculine arms.
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/16/18 1:11:30 AM
#79:


Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf

I think I've met that guy before.
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The_Freecs
01/16/18 1:12:45 AM
#80:


Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf

I think I've met that guy before.


All this time and this your first reply lol
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JeanCocteau
01/16/18 1:53:21 AM
#81:


LJRENEGADE posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf


Women don't want men who are dressed like a fuckhead

Its just a shirt. He can take it off and put on a different shirt. I doubt its a deal breaker for anyone, no one is gonna find him more or less attractive for it. Anyway he's a substitute teacher in high school, he probably just wants to look professional and doesn't dress like that normally.


You are probably right, it is a safe guess to say that is probably the most fornal thing he owns
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Kamala_Harris
01/16/18 1:54:53 AM
#82:


dude either grow a full beard or non at all and get some decent clothes.
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anth0ny
01/16/18 1:55:38 AM
#83:


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anth0ny
01/16/18 1:55:47 AM
#84:


friendsdontletfriendswearpolos
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JeanCocteau
01/16/18 1:58:23 AM
#85:


anth0ny posted...
friendsdontletfriendswearpolos


Indeed. If I was to go out with another friend who was single, I would immediately demand that he change out of a polo if he was to make such a faux pas

The polo is for accountants and the golf course
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Cornmuffins
01/16/18 8:40:01 AM
#86:


Shave pls
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FluttershyPony
01/16/18 8:43:18 AM
#87:


wow, you can literally smell the soy that's oozing out of these haters.
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JeanCocteau
01/16/18 9:03:58 AM
#88:


FluttershyPony posted...
wow, you can literally smell the soy that's oozing out of these haters.


Hey, we found the Chad in the pic

And he made a weird reference to soy for some reason
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/17/18 8:17:49 PM
#89:


#incellivesmatter
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TheAnthraxBunny
01/17/18 8:21:03 PM
#90:


OP, is that how your facial hair naturally grows?
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squarion
01/17/18 8:21:19 PM
#91:


Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
0IG820a


This is why
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Joeydollaz
01/17/18 8:22:09 PM
#92:


Its ok, Sex is not like PrOn at all
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/17/18 9:23:44 PM
#93:


Oh and by the way I'm cop so I'll be keeping this
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CanuckCowboy
01/17/18 9:25:48 PM
#94:


Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf


I look nothing like that and I do fine.

Maybe stop making excuses for yourself and actually develop some insight
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Patchwork
01/17/18 9:35:51 PM
#95:


JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
They don't look good. They are ok if you are purposely trying to not attract women, I guess

What do you wear, and do you think you get laid half as much as that guy does?


I wear long sleeve dark neutral colors usually, button up with a bit of metallic shine, for one instance. Suits mostly for work. Sometimes tighter t shirts with a jacket. I dress like a gay man, but not flamboyant.

I have a girl, we have sex regularly, so I would say yes unless this dude is in the same boat and getting it every day


I don't care about any of this, but the way this is worded just sounded hilarious in my head.
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CanuckCowboy
01/17/18 9:40:44 PM
#96:


Patchwork posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
They don't look good. They are ok if you are purposely trying to not attract women, I guess

What do you wear, and do you think you get laid half as much as that guy does?


I wear long sleeve dark neutral colors usually, button up with a bit of metallic shine, for one instance. Suits mostly for work. Sometimes tighter t shirts with a jacket. I dress like a gay man, but not flamboyant.

I have a girl, we have sex regularly, so I would say yes unless this dude is in the same boat and getting it every day


I don't care about any of this, but the way this is worded just sounded hilarious in my head.


I read it like that tripping daisy song for some reason....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYI99xuI9CM

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R0ttedHorror
01/17/18 9:52:26 PM
#97:


Lmaoo do you know how good i look in a black polo
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tommybel89
01/17/18 9:55:41 PM
#98:


JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf


Women don't want men who are dressed like a fuckhead

LOL, that dude is a ****ing dreamboat. Come on now.
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tommybel89
01/17/18 9:56:15 PM
#99:


32? Christ almighty. It happened late for me (21) but that's just another level.
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Xelltrix
01/17/18 10:09:30 PM
#100:


lmao why is hoth having a meltdown over a boring old normal polo shirt?
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