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UnfairRepresent
01/18/18 6:26:39 PM
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Do you take the money?


The money appears in your bank account but the moment it does everyone suddenly gets a loaded shotgun.

From the Queen of England to ISIS terrorists to that guy who posts videos of himself headbutting police cars to bill from the bar down the street to Nicki Minaj to Canadian Math Teachers to a Gay Pride Parade March to the New England Patriots, doesn't matter who they are, suddenly as if by magic they have a loaded shotgun.

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Would you take it?
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Carlbertomfg
01/18/18 6:27:00 PM
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I'd do it for free.
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JMP09
01/18/18 6:28:09 PM
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So are the shotguns carried on person at all times or does everybody just own one?
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DifferentialEquation
01/18/18 6:29:32 PM
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Carlbertomfg posted...
I'd do it for free.


This. I love the 2nd amendment. You wouldn't have to pay a dime to spread the gospel. But I'd take the money anyways.
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UnfairRepresent
01/18/18 6:29:52 PM
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JMP09 posted...
So are the shotguns carried on person at all times or does everybody just own one?

It appears in their hands or at least on their person the moment you take the money.
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Tenmyouji
01/18/18 6:30:06 PM
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No deal.
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Vita_Aeterna
01/18/18 6:36:49 PM
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Nope, unless a law is effectively passed to ban all guns shortly after.
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UnfairRepresent
01/18/18 6:38:51 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...


This. I love the 2nd amendment.

Giving people guns has nothing to do with the 2nd amendment dude....
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DarkChozoGhost
01/18/18 6:39:54 PM
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Hell yeah. I life in an area where most people have guns, so there wouldn't be chaos locally. Plus I'd have a shotgun
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DragonGirlYuki
01/18/18 6:40:54 PM
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Money and a free shotgun. Sign me up.
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UnfairRepresent
01/19/18 3:06:56 AM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...


This. I love the 2nd amendment.

Giving people guns has nothing to do with the 2nd amendment dude....

Apparently his version of the second amendment allows children to bear arms and to have shotguns with you in jail.

Even if children did have the right to bear arms that's still not the same as actively arming them.
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DifferentialEquation
01/20/18 10:10:02 AM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...


This. I love the 2nd amendment.

Giving people guns has nothing to do with the 2nd amendment dude....

Apparently his version of the second amendment allows children to bear arms and to have shotguns with you in jail.


Kids are legally allowed to own long guns in a number of states.
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UnfairRepresent
01/22/18 3:27:02 AM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...


This. I love the 2nd amendment.

Giving people guns has nothing to do with the 2nd amendment dude....

Apparently his version of the second amendment allows children to bear arms and to have shotguns with you in jail.


Kids are legally allowed to own long guns in a number of states.

I don't see your point
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gguirao
01/23/18 5:16:51 PM
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Too many crazy and evil people in the world. No deal.
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EpicMickeyDrew
01/23/18 5:30:09 PM
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How many bullets are in a loaded gun TC?
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PerseusRad
01/23/18 5:31:00 PM
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I want to say yes, but itd cause so much damage from accidents alone.
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EpicMickeyDrew
01/23/18 5:32:16 PM
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@Vita_Aeterna posted...
Nope, unless a law is effectively passed to ban all guns shortly after.

Almost all of the damage would be done immediately after this happened so what does implementing a law when most people have run out of bullets or thrown the gun away even matter?
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Pepys Monster
01/23/18 5:32:54 PM
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Hell yeah. Then I'll have a cute girlfriend.
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Vita_Aeterna
01/23/18 5:37:35 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
@Vita_Aeterna posted...
Nope, unless a law is effectively passed to ban all guns shortly after.

Almost all of the damage would be done immediately after this happened so what does implementing a law when most people have run out of bullets or thrown the gun away even matter?

Are people really going to use their bullets ASAP when they get it? That sounds insane. Also are that many people going to commit a crime as soon as they get a gun? That ALSO seems far-fetched in a civilized country (not America; Canada we're talking about).
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Hairy-man
01/23/18 5:39:12 PM
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People are actually saying yes. Thats fucked.
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AlabamaLove
01/23/18 5:48:10 PM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
@Vita_Aeterna posted...
Nope, unless a law is effectively passed to ban all guns shortly after.

Almost all of the damage would be done immediately after this happened so what does implementing a law when most people have run out of bullets or thrown the gun away even matter?

Are people really going to use their bullets ASAP when they get it? That sounds insane. Also are that many people going to commit a crime as soon as they get a gun? That ALSO seems far-fetched in a civilized country (not America; Canada we're talking about).


In a farfetched scenario where literally everyone has a gun magically placed in there hands, damage would be done within a minute.
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shiby with it
01/23/18 5:50:10 PM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
Nope, unless a law is effectively passed to ban all guns shortly after.

Wow, yeah, the people who you wouldn't want to have them would totally just give them up with out a fight anyway.
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LRodC
01/23/18 5:50:33 PM
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Carlbertomfg posted...
I'd do it for free.
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Vita_Aeterna
01/23/18 5:50:33 PM
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AlabamaLove posted...
Vita_Aeterna posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
@Vita_Aeterna posted...
Nope, unless a law is effectively passed to ban all guns shortly after.

Almost all of the damage would be done immediately after this happened so what does implementing a law when most people have run out of bullets or thrown the gun away even matter?

Are people really going to use their bullets ASAP when they get it? That sounds insane. Also are that many people going to commit a crime as soon as they get a gun? That ALSO seems far-fetched in a civilized country (not America; Canada we're talking about).


In a farfetched scenario where literally everyone has a gun magically placed in there hands, damage would be done within a minute.

We're assuming all or most people have evil intentions though.

edit: I just realized the topic title says "earth", not country. So yeah this is a bad idea for sure. A ban on guns would be impossible to carry out within a month, let alone a few days.
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zado19
01/23/18 5:51:26 PM
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How many rounds are in it?
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zado19
01/23/18 5:53:22 PM
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and whats with the huge amount of yes on this poll???? do people not have the ability to think beyond the front of their computer/phone screen????

the world would turn into a blood bath instantly...
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Vita_Aeterna
01/23/18 5:54:25 PM
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zado19 posted...
and whats with the huge amount of yes on this poll???? do people not have the ability to think beyond the front of their computer/phone screen????

the world would turn into a blood bath instantly...

Yeah I just realized this is the EARTH we're talking about, so like literally 7 billion people with guns.

It only takes one evil person to kill you and your $17 million will be for naught.
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Pepys Monster
01/23/18 6:04:12 PM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
zado19 posted...
and whats with the huge amount of yes on this poll???? do people not have the ability to think beyond the front of their computer/phone screen????

the world would turn into a blood bath instantly...

Yeah I just realized this is the EARTH we're talking about, so like literally 7 billion people with guns.

It only takes one evil person to kill you and your $17 million will be for naught.

If the alternative is being poor and forever alone, the risk is definitely worth it.
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FreshOverlord
01/23/18 6:04:54 PM
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A shotgun only has like 7 shots so the damage wouldn't be too big.

I'll take it
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IHeartRadiation
01/23/18 6:22:55 PM
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Loaded with what exactly?
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UnfairRepresent
01/24/18 3:11:09 AM
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Hairy-man posted...
People are actually saying yes. Thats fucked.

yes is winning
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LJRENEGADE
01/24/18 3:15:22 AM
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So prisoners in jail get shotguns, people in the middle of heated arguments get them, uneducated little kids get them, etc.? That sounds like a huge disaster. $17 mil is a lot of money though.
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HighOnSolar
01/24/18 3:16:53 AM
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can i have half the money and every just gets free super soakers?
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DocDelicious
01/24/18 3:16:55 AM
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Yeah absolutely.

Money, a free shotgun, and we get to thin out the herd...sounds pretty good.
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